The new Chinese robot is caked up 🥵 @pallavi.bsky.social @manoagapion.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social #robot #robotics #tech #thicc #xpeng #humanoid

Xenomorphs evolutionarily dumb and bad weapons tbh…👽 #alien #alienearth #xenomorphs #podcast #comedy @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @andrewti.bsky.social

Michelle Yeoh's first husband, a Hong Kong luxury goods magnate, coming with a more farfetched name than any Austin Powers movie: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickson...

Happy 15th Anniversary to CRACKED After Hours!

Hey. Back on The Daily Zeitgeist today: www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

Comment which foods you’d most like the FDA to keep testing! You can only choose 2 🤑🥛🦪 #fda #trump #podcast #comedy #weed @blakewexler.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @benbowlin.bsky.social

Kash Patel’s eyes always look like they’re in horrified shock from whatever stupid thing Kash Patel’s thinking.

This is what they meant by gender ideology on the bullet casing @jackob1.bsky.social

He really said f*ck that little boy 😤 #usopen #viral #podcast #comedy 🧢 @thereddot.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social

Jack’s being hunted by a swamp thing 🧌 #podcast #comedy #thehistorian #dracula @jackob1.bsky.social @blakewexler.bsky.social @toriglass.bsky.social

At a doctor’s office — with no warrants, masked, no ID 😳 What are we doing? 🇺🇸

I refuse to feel bad about running up the score

Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists. But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.

Everybody hates Tesla 🚗🤬 #tesla #elonmusk #podcast @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

"Hans, babe, put away the gun, this is radio, not television."

Getting scored on by TJ McConnell has to be the most thoroughly deflating thing that can happen to an NBA player. Like they should have support groups for it...

A diner poses for a social media video in a busy restaurant, March 2025.

hopped on with the homies @milesofgray.bsky.social and @jackob1.bsky.social to talk lakers losing streak, playoff contenders vs pretenders, and more! open.spotify.com/episode/2Yfh...

We had @equalityalec.bsky.social on episode 1830 ‘Copaganda: 2 + 2 = 5 (with Alec Karakatsanis)’ - listen now! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social

I endorse this comparison for the simple reason that nobody has ever seemed more destined to die on the toilet

he looks like the two banshees of inisherin guys combined

I'm on @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social today with @jackob1.bsky.social and @pallavi.bsky.social talking about Trump's executive orders, drinking more, peeing together, and why I think "feels like" should be the default temperature. Very fun as always. www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

Not me realizing that "Zeitsaber" was there all along for me to use. Daily reminder of the custom lightsaber auction and fund drive to benefit the Gray family. #zeitgang #zeitsaber @jackob1.bsky.social and since she's so cool @whysophiewhy.bsky.social say hi to Anderson & Truman for me.

Zeitgang stepping up!

Day 4 of posting about making @codyjohnston.bsky.social a lightsaber. Change of plan for now. I will be auctioning off a customized saber, the proceeds of which will go to @milesofgray.bsky.social whose family lost their home to the fire. #zeitgang @jackob1.bsky.social @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social

Miles and his family lost their home in the fires. I know so many of you love them too, and are looking for ways to help. Here's a GoFundMe for people who are able to give: www.gofundme.com/f/support-th...

1) Lose a rap beef worse than anyone ever, have everyone everywhere singing the song that ethered you all summer. 2) Be the first rapper to ever be like "Nobody actually liked that song. I'm telling the police!" 3) $$$$$

Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.

It was the Busta Rhymes It was the Wusta Rhymes

Morning Friends! It’s a brand new day. In dark times clarity of vision and purpose are possible. I’m glad that we are here together. 💙

Zeitgang we're recording a tournament of the top stories we covered in 2024. Potential one seeds include "Glasgow Wonka," "Olympic Pole Vaulter Misses By a Dick," "Miles' AI Ariticle," "RFK Whale Head". Let us know any favorites you want to see in the tournament.

yes cryptocurrency is horrible for the planet but more importantly it bores me

International symbol for Face/Off (1997)

It’s rare for a movie from decades ago to still be as scary now as it was when it was released, but this one still knocks me out of my seat every time I watch it

Oh, you "heard" there was a secret chord that David played and it pleased the Lord? Cite your sources, bro. This is how misinformation spreads

Hello I’d like to talk about your investment portfolio

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and a horse that solves crimes

I passed my genetic engineering exam with flying koalas.

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

*listening to radiohead* what’s this guy’s problem?

AirPods died at the gym, it’s just me and my demons now

Headlines like this are meant to subdue our natural response of horror when observing this shit show. These views aren’t “controversial” they are disqualifying.