I got to be a guest on this very fun podcast where @laurasams.bsky.social and her brother Rob teach kids about animals, play songs, and just generally have a pleasant time. I really enjoyed it, and I talked about a really rare animal I saw one time. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Just like Wolverine, Jackie is the best there is at what she does. And what she does is funny!

A new episode of Intercepts from this week with lots of people who are not on Bluesky. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

I have a condition that gives me very loud explosive diarrhea. It's very rude to not respect my condition, or that of my Tourette's friend, and ask us to leave the room when our condition flares up. See you tonight at the state of the union.

Hopefully everyone has read and shared this: www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

For like the 10th time, substack and nazis. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Why are folks not asking more questions about this FBI complaint in the Epstein Files? www.justice.gov/epstein/file...

Another community pushing back against building a data center! Off to film a podcast in 8k to share my thoughts on this huge news!

This INTERCEPTS sketch involves zero people who are on bluesky. I have definitely improved at sound editing and design as I've gone along. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy #astronauts #space #cats youtu.be/6EPk5imze84

Fan-tas-ti-coooooo

A new episode of INTERCEPTS. I think @eddiegossling.bsky.social is the only cast member of this one on bluesky. And he never uses it. #scriped #audio #sketch #comedy podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

This INTERCEPTS sketch is about artificial intelligence that is adorable. With @eddiegossling.bsky.social @reneecolvert.bsky.social and Matt Johnston. youtu.be/QVmw4FZYYkU

Episode 22 of INTERCEPTS is available and has these @bsky.app individuals voice acting their fannies off: @wendymolyneux.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

This INTERCEPTS sketch is about a classroom on another planet learning about humans. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy #humans #aliens #space #intercepts #podcast youtu.be/1v8x8Azu2UQ

Watch this, it's astonishing.

The new INTERCEPTS episode has Chad Daniels, @cecepleasants.bsky.social Bryan Cook, @myqkaplan.bsky.social Emily Rose Oachs, Chris Walsh & @mayatuttle.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/2...

A new INTERCEPTS episode is up if you'd like to take your mind off of things. It may take a few hours for the RSS feed to update, but it will. It is not available on spotify. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/i...

All the money we spent for our entire cast to be in black face, and now the Kennedy Center is closed for two years?! Dammit! We'll be back stronger than ever in 2028 with our production of the World's Happiest Slave. #alwaysforward

The director of Melania movie

All those people out in the streets and none of them giving up the name of the leader of Antifa. Not bad.

This INTERCEPTS sketch with Maggie Maye is about having a chat with Earth after you die. youtu.be/3h6PgXBiNGY

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

In 30 years, there will be a lot of "I'm so sorry for my role in what I now see was..." And so, in addition to everything everyone is currently doing, maybe we should also be recording "Hey, it's us from 30 years ago. Go fuck yourself." videos.

NYC Feb. 11 at Bell House! Due to popular/disturbing demand, a 2nd show has been added! Yeah! Tix—> www.ticketmaster.com/dave-hill-co...

The first episode of the new season of INTERCEPTS is available at theendlessabyss dot org for members. Enter the code LURMAN and get 50% off. theendlessabyss.org/join

Dear good guys, We will win. youtu.be/cXhVWMKQPjQ

From episode 8 of INTERCEPTS, The Jet has an encounter during his show. With Katie Keers and Doug Mellard. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy #podcast youtu.be/O1BEkeYgQrA

From episode 7 of INTERCEPTS, this sketch is about a time travel company that is having trouble returning their travelers. With Kerri Lendo, Trey Galyon, and Chad Daniels. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy #podcast youtu.be/n-6enzIteg8

Writing an action movie, and the hero does stunts, fights, shoot-outs -- the works. For the climax, I'm thinking of having this hero shoot an unarmed lesbian in the face from 3 feet away as her car gently rolls by him.

A sketch from episode 7 of INTERCEPTS featuring Gabby Greig and Kyle Kinane in which a woman returns her companion device. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy youtu.be/DEpPSQ_Fx7A

Holy shit, thank you FIFA for naming me Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series. I am honored, and I can't wait to KICK it with y'all at the after party and whatnot.

A sentence you didn't know existed but that you can copy and paste to every single person you know is "Sorry your podcast wasn't nominated for a golden globe."

From episode 6 of INTERCEPTS, this one is about some humans on an alien ship. With Mary Mack and Tommy Johnagin. #scripted #audio #sketch #comedy #podcast youtu.be/q7GKacFq3ZI

This is gonna be nuts. 3 nights at the OG Shining hotel.

Posted a new Intercepts sketch starring my friend @henlips.bsky.social that's doing some real numbers (1 view) over on youtube dot com if you like scripted audio sketch comedy. youtu.be/BZzGdGhx148

Has everyone seen Elio? It's so good.

"The stupidity is at 52! How dumb do they think we are?!" -- People who were fully on board when the stupidity was at 56.

People laughed at me and my Q dogs for years. Now a powerful ring of pedos is finally being taken down, and we're spending all our time talking about how the Crown Prince of Saudi Arabia is cool? We worked too hard for this!! #wwg1wgcposa #epstein #goatsaresatan

Ken Burns documentaries always feel like you're coming in at a random point of a perpetual Ken Burns documentary that's been playing for 30 years.

If you even think for a second that your ties to the most notorious sex trafficker in the history of the world could come back to bite you, you can't go half way. You gotta tear down the entire white house.

Tearing down half of the white house was not a big enough distraction.

“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein

This link is only for Qanon folks searching for powerful pedos. Some good leads here. #epstein embed.documentcloud.org/documents/26...

Intercepts is a scripted comedy podcast I make. This sketch involves astronauts. Two are played by Eric Lyons & Amber Preston. It's about 7 minutes long. #scripted #audio #sketch #podcast #astronauts #bees youtu.be/D2-8Kme3n4U

Sure Thing, Boss is a new show that follows a construction crew that will do absolutely anything.

"Sir, maybe now's the time to shoot your left ear?"

I drew this cartoon in like 2007. It was relevant to nothing, and most people found it too dark.

“We were screaming and filming, and that’s when the officer pulled the gun out and pointed it at us and threatened to shoot us. We were posing no immediate threat to him, and we were filming and making noise.”

Used to be standing marching orders to kick out a scratchboard piece 'round this time of year, but time frames in the past weeks didn't allow it. Still, I like sharing this one. "He Give Out Special Crisps". Created for the late Ayden Gallery's Robots And Monsters show. #scratchboard #hallowseve