This article is about justice. It also includes this paragraph. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

After two years of work, I got confirmation that the digital print of our horror film DEAD MEDIA is on its way to the theater in Minneapolis for the premiere. I decided to celebrate in my traditional way: a melodramatic martini selfie Premiere info here: deadmediamoviempls102025.eventbrite.com

CHICAGO — Outside an elementary school during dismissal… horrifying. What have we become?

A sketch from episode 3 of Intercepts, the scripted sketch comedy podcast I make. This one is with all-time greats @jackiekashian.bsky.social Kyle Kinane and Alexandra Hartley-Leonard. Editing and sound design by Dan Pritchard. youtu.be/SFOf0QO1EoU

Bro remember Tiana? She's still bangin. I was pepper spraying some tards at work today and there she was just beaming like a ray of light. We made eye contact & I almost pulled down my Punisher neck gator but then saw she had some dumb "abolish ICE" sign. She was always stuck up anyway

Remember jr year when we scrimaged varsity and Ferguson trucked me? Bro I did that to a old man we arrested today. Felt kind of bad tbh but dude I should have made varsity! hit me back!!

bro you tell me to dwnload this stupid signal app then you don't txt me back??? I tackled a 77 yr old man today. body cam was off. hit me back, bro

Standing up for science, happening now. The cheerleaders are going bananas. Crowd is full of painted faces and foam fingers. Tons of pyrotechnics. www.planetary.org/video/planet...

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

The scientists behind this just signed 10 year $400 Million contracts with $190 million guaranteed. news.mit.edu/2025/concret...

Grokipedia aiming to erase Wikipedia isn't a new concept. No one asked, but my two cents is: try to be someone they'd want to erase. Like Thaddeus Stevens and Lydia Hamilton. www.smithsonianmag.com/history/amer...

I got some shows coming up… DISHEVELED CUSS 10/12 LA The Belasco (opening for Minus The Bear) 10/13 LA Permanent Records PINBACK 10/14 LA Fonda Theater 10/15 SF The Fillmore 10/17 SD Humphrey’s 10/18 Seattle Showbox 10/20 Revolution Hall Throwing quite a few curveballs into the set i think.

The Riyadh crowd, they're just like us. I was like "You guys don't mess around with fake news! Can't be fake if it doesn't have a head." and these dudes in the front row were dyin'. Blessed to be a part of it.

T-shirt sales in Riyadh were honestly pretty good. Despite what the wokesters will tell you, they were pretty cool with free speech. I said retard and fag probably 80 times in my set and didn't get beheaded at all.

I'm streaming on Twitch for Bezos. I'm posting on X for Musk. I'm livestreaming on facebook and instagram for Zuckerberg. I'm on TikTok for China. I'm at Riyadh for the life experience. Off next to Moscow's Comedy Festival just to see what they're about. I am punk rock. I am a truth teller.

Hell, my ass? One way I'll respond to a question is to prepare the listener that they're dealing with a bit of a wild card. Grab their attention right away. Something like "Hell, my ass??"

I made this little video years ago about Jane Goodall with @sharonshattuck.bsky.social and some other friends. I think she was the best. youtu.be/-JE97NAYyNk

An audio sketch from episode 3 of the scripted podcast Intercepts that is illegal to listen to. youtu.be/Ugntc6EyUwY

Goodbye, Jane Goodall. I love you.

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Science, doing its thing. www.bbc.com/news/article...

I'm in touch with Tucker May, the husband of Barbara Gomes Marques. He's confirmed she's in custody in Louisiana and that her deportation to Brazil could happen as early as today or tomorrow. They are constituents of Rep. @chu.house.gov and are hoping someone can step in before it's too late.

I was back at 26 Federal Plaza today, where an ICE agent violently threw this bereft woman to the ground in front of her kids. She had not touched him. She did not pose any threat. She had to be taken to the hospital. (🎥: Elias Eliahu)

Intercepts is a scripted audio podcast that I write and record. Each episode has 4 or 5 sketches. Would love for you to be the first listener if you're interested in that sort of thing. youtu.be/hIvUGbAGeXw

Did everyone catch in the #Epstein birthday book that someone had an astrologer do a profile on him? He did not end up defeating the current masters.

A 12-foot statue of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein frolicking and holding hands appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC on Tuesday, September 23. A plaque under the statue states that it has been erected “In Honor of Friendship Month."

If you've ever made strong public comments or written a hit song about anvils or pianos falling from the sky, stay inside for a few days.

Think I figured out why my 'Land of the Free Because of the Brave' cat sweater sales have declined.

This corrupt judge is denying us our dream of becoming Hungary! www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

My play, The Slave Who Stopped Being Sad, was just picked up by the Kennedy Center!

Here's a relaxing audio sketch to take your mind somewhere else, out in the stars. From the Intercepts podcast with my friend Flynn. youtu.be/5Q3kE4g0Kq8

Rather than get yourself in hot water when someone you find terrible dies, you could just say something undeniably sympathetic like "I'm building a ballroom"

If you have any hot takes on media and fascism, please send links to your substack.

Just got back from my local chapter Antifa meeting. During new business I proposed we change the name to Anti-Fascist since it's only one syllable longer. I was then stabbed with a knife.

People keep saying "You really have to read the Epstein 50th Birthday Book" and I concur. I've updated my website to make it easily findable. davidhuntsberger.com/birthday-boo...

If you ever debated Uzel, and you asked a question like "why is it so critical that you vaporize my entire family?" The smoke and fire would billow into his eyes, that vortex would swirl open behind him, the wind roaring past your face as he screeched "Because it is foretold!!" Going to miss that.

The legacy of Uzel the Harvester of Souls, if you're looking to continue his work, can I just request that you not vaporize my family? Was a real passion of his.

Damn. Even though Uzel, the Bringer of Darkness, advocated daily for my family to be vaporized, no one deserves to have their eyeballs scooped out with a spoon. Prayers all over the place.

Violating my "no Bluesky during football season" tenets to parachute in and say that my weird obsession with far right splinter groups and their shibboleths has finally made me the expert on something. The shooter wrote 4 shitpost memes on bullets and every single one of them is a dumb groyper meme

Imagine if they’d had sandwiches. 🥪

The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today?

Beyond thrilled to report that I’ll be receiving a Kennedy center honor from president trump for my mobile game “I’m Just Sayin’” which allows you to use the slurs of your choice against historical figures & 3-D avatars of people you work with! avail thru App Store & Google play

According to the City of Paris, in the last 10 years 150K trees have been planted & 45ha of parks created in the already hot city, all intended to not only improve quality-of-life today, but also help the city adapt to & manage summer heatwaves of 50℃ (122F) by 2050. Just the start. Common sense.

PSA: STOP USING SUBSTACK It's a Nazi bar. theracket.news/p/substack-s...

Nice work by the Guardian unmasking nazis. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

BREAKING NEWS: Tesla Burbank is closing its sales office due to poor sales! We are winning! Keep going! #teslatakedown #indivisible #musk #doge #coup @teslatakedown.com

The images of children starved to death in Gaza should be the lead of every news program.