Jenna Kim Jones and #Al join the Thursday Show! Video is up now on Patreon www.patreon.com/posts/early-...

Can anyone find the “Nina” in his forehead?

This week our friend and yours @alisonrosen.bsky.social joins us! Get this exclusive episode with your #NNFPlatinum membership along with video, livestreams, game nights, and more! NeverNotFunny.com

I keep forgetting to be verbose here!

I wrote about cleaning out my late parents’ house alisonrosen.substack.com/p/this-is-ac...

Once again I have been forced to get gas

My Canadian wrestler/talk show host friend and foe @rjcity.bsky.social is back! 🔗 open.spotify.com/episode/5ikr...

My wife and I were on the @alisonrosen.bsky.social podcast again. Check it out if you want to hear about what I found in my dead dad’s house! HINT: It was NOT a gun and two vibrators. www.alisonrosen.com/ariynbf/

I’ve been sitting at Citibank for a thousand years. I live here now. Ask me anything and I will answer it based on what I can discern #askmeanything

Went on @alisonrosen.bsky.social ’s very fun podcast to talk about things I don’t really have an expertise in. www.alisonrosen.com/ariynbf/

Have known the evenings, mornings, afternoons I have measured out my life with Severance episodes

I’ve never been an egg roll person but I think I’m becoming one. Tell the others!

Did I win any Sag awards

New one is up alisonrosen.substack.com/p/where-is-h...

5 yo to 7 yo: “I do like jazz! I just don’t like jazz when it gets way too annoying!”

Big photo dump on Patroon! www.patreon.com/posts/big-ph...

All the people who said he wasn’t going to do any of the things he’s doing at breakneck speed, you guys are pretty quiet

I wanted more from the ban tbh

New Substack is up alisonrosen.substack.com/p/insurance-...

A new episode of Intercepts is out. Number 18 -- Lil Bobs with Alexandra Hartley-Leonard, @bryangutmann.bsky.social, Pete Huntsberger, Tony Sam, Kerri Lendo, Trey Galyon, @alisonrosen.bsky.social, Maggie Maye, and Harry Moroz. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

New Substack is up! alisonrosen.substack.com/p/my-dinner-...

Okay we bought my son a 10 gallon fish tank for xmas. It’s currently cycling before we add fish. I’m wondering if we should return it and uprgade to 20 gallons. Seems most fish will be happier and more options. But also what a pita. But easier now than later. Should I?

Join us while we wrap gifts youtube.com/live/vOZTi1a...

163 products that my podcast guests cannot live without are collected for you here: www.amazon.com/shop/alisonr...

Call into my show! We won’t answer! Leave us a voicemail letting us know your New Year’s Resolution or a product you love or both 323 553-2331 (aim for a min or less)

The elites were defeated by a ragtag rebellion of the world's richest men giving hundreds of millions to a reality show star who was president before

New Substack about a moment from ACS that pops into my head all the time! alisonrosen.substack.com/p/an-adam-ca...

A boy called my son a name at school and he didn’t want to tell us what it was. My mind went to the darkest place. The name? “Stinky chicken wing from McDonald’s”

@alisonrosen.bsky.social Adam Bohanan describing Star Trek today was EXTREMELY my shit! Gotta find a reason to have Ben Harrison on again!

Some new items in my shop! alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com

There’s still time to snag something from my shop and get it before 12/24 If you’re outside the US/EU, order by 12/06! Within the US/EU, order by 12/10 (standard) or 12/16 (rushed) alison-rosen-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/

I don’t know exactly what the right level of communication via text is before a doctor’s appt is but no one has gotten it right yet.

I finally saw Wicked. Everyone was right. It’s amazing. And I only wept at the very end! (Not throughout the entire thing like the rest of you pussies)

I’m running s Black Friday special on my Substack. Alisonrosen.substack.com/blackfriday

Also! If you’re doing some shopping, a lot of items in my shop are on sale: amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

Also! If you’re doing some shopping, a lot of items in my shop are on sale: amazon.com/shop/alisonrosen

I’m running s Black Friday special on my Substack. Alisonrosen.substack.com/blackfriday

Luv 2 chat with my pal @alisonrosen.bsky.social !

Patreon Friend Zone with @jordanmorris.bsky.social up now! www.patreon.com/posts/friend...

Telling this story in installments. My dinner with the bossman’s wife. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/my-dinner-...

Telling this story in installments. My dinner with the bossman’s wife. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/my-dinner-...

I wrote about saying goodbye to my ladybits alisonrosen.substack.com/p/goodbye-to...

Bugs and I hate the smell of citronella

(Election morning) 7yo: next time they have it I’m gonna do it. How old do you have to be? Me: you have to be 18 to vote 7yo: no how old do you have to be to be president

New Substack is up about how it’s both too late and too early to cut them out of your life. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/maybe-now-...

New Substack is up! About improv, my first kiss, that Adam Carolla Show and All My Children. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/becky-honk...

I wrote about my face. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/my-skincar...

New Substack is up. alisonrosen.substack.com/p/between-th...

Spilling the flavored beans in my tell-all Substack alisonrosen.substack.com/p/was-i-a-wo...