Episode 45: I'll Supply The Other Finger Here's the strips we talk about.

Looks exactly like war-ravaged LA.

Looks exactly like war-ravaged LA.

Only the best and the brightest. newrepublic.com/post/200833/...

Nothing bad can happen. It can only good happen.

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If I were I reporter in the media, I might dig into the fact that he said “they gave ME $16 million dollars.” Like, maybe ask, “Why should the money go to you?”

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

One of the all-time greats.

But I thought the Right never celebrated violence?

This is amazing.

more than a decade ago, one Fraction-Aja Hawkeye panel captured the vibe of this entire era we're living in now

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Is he dead again this weekend?

But what if the civil war they wanted to happen ends up being them against them?

Ah yes, that famous decorum of the right that includes breaking into the Capitol and smearing feces on the walls!

How dare you suggest something so scandalous and sensible!

Mainstream media's Charlie Kirk narrative: Sure, he believed LGBTQ people should be stoned to death, black people are inferior and unqualified, women are only meant to serve men, 10 year old girls should be forced to give birth. But he meant well.

Every Democrat is always responsible for everything anyone does anywhere in the country while Trump isn’t even responsible for things he does himself. This is literally what Republicans demand.

But remember: pardoning 1500 J6 criminals doesn’t send the message that political violence is okay. Not at all.

For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country… Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year. And America shrugged and moved on.

100% true.

So, we should probably send troops to Utah, right?

Weird that no one in the Right is saying we shouldn’t politicize this shooting. Truly puzzling.

It’s just gross knowing — without a doubt — that if it was a Democrat who got gunned down the Right would be making fucking jokes about it.

It is important to spend some amount of time every month thinking he’s dead and acting as if that is true. It’s good for the soul.

Let’s remember the good times, huh? Like, when we thought he was dead

So Trump supporters want an America that contains no: -tacos -sushi -ramen -Korean BBQ -tikka masala -egg rolls -gyoza -schwarma -gyros -pad thai -General Tso’s chicken -samosas -bao That sounds terrible. And I know I’ve left out more.

I keep reading this as CHIP-ocalypse.

People might say, “Trump wouldn’t intentionally crash the economy. Why would he do that?” Well, from 2020 to 2024 (arguably 4 of the worst years for our economy) billionaires more than doubled their wealth. We went from 1 centibillionaire to 10. Crashing the economy is good for billionaires.

Because “The Department of Defense Crimes” doesn’t have the same ring.

It still blows my mind that the phrase “Trump Derangement Syndrome” was invented to describe how the LEFT responds to Trump.

Make this a poster. Put it up all over America.

Here's what a Mississippi judge wrote in 1979 about school vaccine mandates. Things have changed. www.gravityisgone.com/mississippi-...

At the next dinner, one plate of food served Human Centipede style. www.wsj.com/politics/tru...

“Okay okay okay, but what is the worst case scenario, what is the downside to embracing populist candidates that everyday Americans are getting excited about?” —me, to every Democratic leader right now

Him NOT being dead doesn’t really answer any of the questions about the last week.

Punching down like a true American hero. www.comicsands.com/trump-huge-g...

So… he’s not dead. But it was fun thinking he was!

if trump is healthy then how come he looks like that

Look, still having fun over here. But it’s weird that this presser hasn’t happened yet, right? I thought they said 2pm ET.

Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement today at 2?

Same

So when he doesn’t speak to the press tomorrow and Karoline Leavitt says that he’s just taking a break because of all the hard work he’s done for the American people and then names all the fake accomplishments, maybe people are like “It’s fine.” But what if it’s Wednesday and still…

Look, I’m just having some fun today. And I don’t think there have been five consecutive days in his political career where he has been totally silent. And I don’t think he would just randomly decide to be quiet especially with so many people talking about how he’s dead or dying.