Your power bill has tripled and you can't afford new PC parts just to create this.

Did we all ask Santa for the same thing? I feel like maybe we did.

"This promise of an AI future, is really just a collective anxiety that wealthy people have about how well they're gonna be able to control us in the future." - @tressiemcphd.bsky.social with an absolute mic drop moment about AI bullshit. Incredible words. Listen to all of it!

She’s not Santa’s wife, she’s a lawyer.

Happy birthday, Jennifer Aniston!

Would love to hear this question at a press conference: “The president repeatedly claims he’s going to reduce drug prices by 500, 600, 1,000 percent, which we all know is a mathematical impossibility. Given that fact, why should Americans trust the president with any other math-related tasks?”

We are failing our kids

So… They keep saying “kinetic strikes.” Can someone explain to me what a “non-kinetic strike” would look like?

This seems like a good omen, right?

It takes a very special piece of shit to respond to the horrific murder of a beloved American icon and his wife with a batshit crazy narrative that puts the aforementioned piece of shit at the center of the story. A spectacular piece of shit. Maybe the greatest piece of shit that ever was.

This is the bullshit fallacy about billionaires, most of whom did not start with nothing. They aren’t especially smart. And I don’t for a minute believe they would know what to do if they were stranded somewhere with no money or resources.

Just sending out a message to a cluster of blood vessels I keep thinking about — you know who you are! “Hey guys! I know you’re weak and it’s hard doing your job day after day. But I want you to know that it’s okay if you want to give up. If you’re tired, you can just quit. Thanks!”

John P Ballybits Pennsylvania, Philadelphia, Passenger Lists, 1883-1945

This is truly a game you don’t want to win, but you’re trying to win, but you don’t like what it says about you if you’re good at it.

One of my neighbors has been putting up these fish facts posters. All kinds of different fish, marine, freshwater, deep, shallow, all kinds. This is a good one. “Stg this real fish” took me out. Good work, neighbor.

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a GIF. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars or Trek), LOTR, Marvel, Disney or Pixar.

Gavin Newsom is great at trolling Trump. And pretty much bad at everything else.

This guy is coked out of his mind.

I'm feeling grumpy, so in an attempt to change that I am posting these old fake Antiques Roadshow pictures that make me laugh

Because everyone knows that, since the BIDEN ADMINISTRATION, it is illegal to own a car from the ‘70s.

Ohhh, so he’s just gonna double and triple down on the Somali thing.

Oh shit, was it Dan Flashes?

“Sir, ever since you took office my bowel movements have been regular, gigantic, and had no more odor than a hot biscuit! I appreciate that.”

“He should have been fired after SignalGate. And then every single day after that.”

Followup question: Isn’t it a BASIC REQUIREMENT of your job to know what’s going on in the world?

Strong flour, no cereal.

If the Venezuelan sailors were enemy combatants, then the 2nd strike is a war crime. If the Venezuelan sailors weren’t enemy combatants, then both strikes are criminal murder. It’s that simple.

“…I suppose there’s no way of knowing! We live in a magical, mysterious time!”

Anything short of this is an invitation for something even worse to occur.

When all of this bullshit comes to an end — and it will, all things that cannot continue do not continue — we will need to hold members of this administration and their toadies accountable for their heinous behavior and their crimes. A public reckoning. That is how you “move forward” as a nation.

The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody

It is totally normal to bulldoze something first, and then figure out exactly what goes in that empty space second.

Billionaires want AI to make their entertainments so that they don’t need us anymore. They are deeply resentful that creativity is something other people have that they cannot buy or create artificially.

This is so dead on.

The AI we are being sold vs the actual “AI.”

He’s slurring his words like CRAZY.

guys i dont think i defrosted my turkey right

Pretty sure that Trump counts every time there’s a pause in the ongoing Israel-Gaza conflict as one of the wars he’s stopped/solved.

Anyone who refers to Star Wars as “A New Hope” instead of just calling it “Star Wars” is a coward and a traitor.

I had a very detailed dream about being tasked with designing something called an Unusable Spoon

Guys, follow this account. Because then sprinkles throughout the shitshow of whatever is happening today you get wonderful paintings by Edward Hopper. And it’s a really nice respite.

We don't really know how bicycles work.

People are turning this latest Truth Social post into a “hilarious” meme. I mean, I get that it’s easy to turn the words of these dangerous clowns (RFK Jr included) into comedy, because these people are clowns. But they are actually dangerous. We should focus more on the dangerous part.

“Don’t HAVE to, no. But prefer to, yes.”

Quiet, Piggy.

#3157 A helpful tutorial