Nobody will hate you more than a CEO The beatings will continues until you drop a guillotine on them.

It's not even midnight and we're already at "Deport Elmo."

In today’s late stage capitalism, it has to be humiliating working for Forbes

Anytime I see Jeff Bezos mentioned I remember the time he flew to space with William Shatner and when a very emotoinal Shatner was trying to describe the experience Bezos interrupted by spraying champagne like an idiot child

Every ICE Nazi arrested and sentenced to hard labor in a gulag for life Nothing else will suffice

Left- Israeli activist says that any American criticizing Israel should be "hunted down". Right- Israel accused of spraying cancer-linked herbicide on farms in southern Lebanon.

LOL.... i wanted to hear JD getting booed at the Olympics and when i searched for it on YouTube i got this

Donald Trump Jr, who has exactly zero experience or competence in manufacturing or defense, has received more than $600,000,000 in contracts from Pete Hegseth's "Department of War."

It has been confirmed by Gaijin that Jeffery Epstein had a War Thunder account using the exact same username

TRIGGER WARNING Hilton brand hotels keeping it classy for Epstein clients.

The fact that the pedophile billionaires in the Epstein files have not been publicly executed shows this nation has failed.

Everyone in those Epstein files has to be publicly executed. There’s genuinely no other way forward.

New MrBeast Video Lets Competitors Keep As Much Cash As They Can Eat https://theonion.com/new-mrbeast-video-lets-competitors-keep-as-much-cash-as-they-can-eat/

I’ve been saying it for weeks, there will not be a midterm election and people need to be prepared.

A Democrat leader saying a naughty word, maybe in the next video you can see a fully formed spine!

Finneas is better at political messaging than 99% of the Democratic consultants in DC.

You’re telling me the United States government lied to the people about the death of the world‘s most prolific pedophile billionaire???? AND HE’S BEEN PLAYING FORTNITE IN ISRAEL???

for better or worse, people will forget about that video by the end of the year, if not end of the month. but when trump finally kicks the bucket, there were be orgasmic celebrations across the US & around the world. he will be remembered as the most despised US president since WWII for generations

We’ve been generationally robbed by the dumbest and most violent group to have ever lived in human history. Capitalism and those that worship it are a death cult that will destroy the world.

Make the wealthy afraid again

Every day is a new 9/11

@theonion.com is full of autistic people with heavy pattern recognition

Jeffery Epstein is alive and playing Fortnite in Israel, redditors found his Fortnite profile and he’s been active since after his death, from Israel.

The Trump regime is canceling the mid term elections and the only way to protect what’s left of the constitution is the 2nd amendment and our well regulated militias.

This is really suspicious. They’re up to something. Link to thread: x.com/mattberg33/s...

I hope lawyers, secretaries of state, and state attorneys general are preparing for what’s coming.

Make Peter Thiel into the villain, Democrats. It's all there. He is the node that connects Trump, Vance, Palantir, Musk, Epstein, and so many other terrible players. Just expose it and make him and Musk the face of these psychopathic billionaires ruining our lives.

Me running for office: “violence is never the answer” Trump: *promising to cancel midterm elections and deploy ICE agents to polling locations* Me at the firing range:

REAGAN SAID THIS AND THEN GAVE FREE CHEESE TO POOR AMERICANS

@dbrand.bsky.social is so based, paid for an ad on reddit, glad I bought one of their cool skins for my phone.

The bread and circuses are canceled until ice is dismantled

Gulag next to your local Amazon hub the American dream

🚨 New: We built a visual tracker of the warehouses ICE is targeting across the US. Working off an idea from @actualkatherine.bsky.social, we’ve mapped active searches, canceled deals, and linked state property records. Explore the map here: tinyurl.com/ICEWarehouse...

Instructing new furry leftists on proper firearm usage.

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

These things out vote us because democrats like @curtisherteljr.bsky.social can't figure out how to run a party.

They fire the good cops while the thin blue line protects the bad apples.

We literally haven’t had a single win in 30 years 😭

Fuck Jeff Bezos. Subscribe to The Onion. membership.theonion.com

Millennials have been fighting this system since 9/11 and for 20 years we’ve taken nothing but losses, we’re fucking tired.

God our Nazis are fucking weiners 😭

Democrats will always lose because they're diet Republicans Controlled opposition party.

Your government has money for Gulag death camps but none for healthcare. John F. Kennedy famously stated, "Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable" Get a gun, be prepared to defend your community when ICE comes to your neighborhood.

Their dictatorship has affordable food, housing, free healthcare, robust public transit, and a strong working class, so idk, man. Kinda sounds better than living in the "land of the free" where everything is run as a for-profit business where we get nothing for all the money we're force to spend.