Welp. Time to dig deep in the closets and find those Iraq War protest signs and give them a good airing.

Watching Frankenstein and whenever the monster shows up singing "I am going to Elordiiiii I am so glaaaad" whenever the monster shows up.

"What if one of YOUR favorite politicians/celebrities/etc is on the list?" Did you all not notice how quickly we dropped Neil Gaiman when we found out about the things he did? Do you know how beloved that guy used to be and how loathed he is now? I think that right there should answer your question.

Excited to but way, way too many tickets to SF Sketchfest shows :)

It's been raining all day and I was so excited to get home and eat soup while it rained! But the rain has stopped. Ah well. Still gonna eat that soup!

Got all cozied up in bed snuggled under my weighted blanket and then started hearing the chirp of a neighbor's fire alarm's low battery alert going off every 60 seconds. How can they live with that?

LADIES, GENTLEMEN, AND THOSE BEYOND THE BINARY--WE DID IT.

Death By Lightning is really good. The best lesson I learned as a history nerd is that dramatic license is PERFECTLY FINE. Don't get caught up on who was where and when, it's fine! It's also nice to see Garfield and Guiteau played by such fine zaddies as Michael Shannon and Matthew Macfadyen!

@pftompkins.bsky.social This is a long shot, but years ago I saw you and Puddles Pity Party cover Pulp's Common People in a Varietopia. Is there video of that anywhere? It was a really good rendition and I'd like to see it again!

I have always loved Cake. I am glad they are on the right side of history and not just because they love the vibraslap.

Justice Subway sandwiches are only assault if you are forced to eat them

My decrepit Civil War buff ass is very excited the youths are discovering the Wide Awakes. Now let's go order replica Civil War uniforms! Remember--do not artificially age your buttons in urine, these buttons weren't 100 years old when they were issued!

A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor. A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.

Congrats to Andrew Cuomo on getting embarrassed in an election twice in one year, GOAT loser status

The only explanation I can imagine for the entirety of Cuomo’s campaign is that he has some kind of humiliation fetish. If true, I want to congratulate him on what I assume will be an epic nut tonight

The neatest part is because he has over 50% (not by much, but, still!) no one can claim he only won because the vote was split.

It's sad that Luis Guzmán has to do commercials. All movie actors do them these days, but he doesn't even get to be Luiz Guzmán in them--just a nameless bartender listening to degenerate gamblers talk about Fan Duel.

Oh God are they going to try and turn Logan Paul face? Sure, fine, whatever. I'll still fast forward when he's on my screen.

I should go........ ....start another play through.

Kingon with an unrequited crush: "Today is a good day to sigh."

I can’t emphasize enough that my transgender child is worse at sports than your cisgender child

I just noticed the new BlueSky icon. I like it! Kinda friendly.

My mom started a group in her retirement community for people to gather and complain about Trump together. It's Arizona, so there aren't many and they meet largely in secret. Very proud!

"If you like butter You'll like butter better Bringles Better Butter in a can! Doot doot doot!" Thank God someone organically referenced The Single Guy in 2025 now this dumb jingle is out of my head! The genie's curse is lifted!

My unpopular suspicion is that there's nothing particularly damning in the Epstein files and that they're being suppressed because everyone says the fascist stuff going on is to distract from the files. Once we see there's nothing there it'll be obvious that fascism was just for love of the game.

Look I get it I liked Platner, too. And maybe he really didn't know what the tattoo meant. But it's also really easy for me to drop him because even if you don't know what it means, if you're going to get it on you permanently YOU SHOULD FIND OUT. Besides, it's a year away. Find a new candidate.

If Kurt Suzuki is a manager how will he perform his signature batting into a double play to kill the momentum of his team's rally? What even is the point if he can't do that any more?

WE WERE SO CLOSE. GOD DAMMIT!

Battle Royal and Grayson Waller gets eliminated during a commercial and they never acknowledge it or refer back to it. You love to see it. Inscrutible wrestling tweet.

@tightsfights.bsky.social Outside the box thinking for the Seth replacement: Triple Champ Dom.

It's fun to watch the US version of Ghosts and see half the cast of a Spontaneanation episode.

The duality of today. A 2-hour protest and march with great speakers in San José followed by 90 minutes of sausage and marzen in Campbell for Oktoberfest!

Don't mess with classicists we'll yell at you for over 2000 years!

I MISS MY SON.

The 49ers Curse www.thedrawplay.com/comic/the-49...

I'm glad they're putting a little more effort into the women's tag team division by actually giving them matching ring gear. Now if only the teams could have real names instead of "Person A and Person B."

No one will ever convince me this isn't @carolinethebug.bsky.social.

Somebody out there is undoubtedly trying to buy up all the inflatable frog costumes, which they will then resell on the inflatable frog costume version of StubHub.

God bless @audacityofdespair.bsky.social .

Scamocracy.

Do the funky Duckman! You put your down down and thrust your pelvis! HUH! Thrust your pelvis! HUH!

It is acceptable to buy comics other than the one I've written, as long as you buy my comics first.

@pftompkins.bsky.social What that mean person said sucks, sorry to see it. I just wanted to say that a lot of us appreciate the very deliberate and thoughtful way you used Spontaneanation and other projects to bring under-represented voices to the fore. You're a real one and we all know it.

Really disappointed after seeing the 9-9-9 challenge in a photo. It's a pint and a half of beer and 9 tiny hot dogs. And you're giving me a WHOLE GAME to eat that in? Be serious... Footlongs or GTFO.

Be ungovernable.

Eating at Yoshinoya, in Catholicism, is considered an act of repentance on par with self-flagellation.

I forgot the Super Bowl is in my city this year. Can't wait to protest ICE at Levi's Stadium! Probably going to get my ass beat, but sometimes you just have to take an ass beating is all.

I find it really hard to believe that there is a actual organic human fan base for Jared Leto out the world. But then again I’ve never had a Pizookie at BJ’s, so what do I know about the world?