Rapture happen yet?

I made a Leftovers reference and no one got it and now I'm sad.

Imagine having the confidence to believe you’d be a Heaven first round draft pick

I would go bankrupt so fast if I lived in LA. There's so much to see and do and all the food is good. It rules!

The debate around what is or isn’t “cancel culture” really just obscures a simple truth that it’s BAD to be massively racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic and it’s GOOD to speak out against injustice. Some things are good and some things are bad and it’s okay to say which you think are which.

The live Valley Heat show was exactly as amazingly weird as I expected it to be. My exact style of podcast is one that cannot be explained. "What's it about?" Oh, man....

Ha ha! This stupid little robot ran into a telephone pole and can't figure out how to go around. It's just stopped there thinking the pole is a customer or something. Stupid robot.

Del Taco, Langer's Deli, Gus' Drive Through (dined in!), and Pollo Campero. It's a strange LA food checklist but it's the one I made and it's what I managed!

If you missed out on Spontaneanation when it first came out REJOICE. You can hear a veritable who's-who of modern comedy writers and performers. It's a crime against entertainment they never gave Tompkins a talk show after No You Shut Up, he's a gifted interviewer!

You should have a lil treat. Shit is rough. It’s gonna get rougher. The treat does not equal the pain, but still the treats are worthwhile and necessary. I made hot chocolate with a marshmallow. Tomorrow I will sink an aircraft carrier.

I think the only times I've heard 7 Nation Army in the past decade is at a stadium or on a broadcast of a game when it is playing in the stadium

Etsy shop update today at 4pm PDT - booberryjones.etsy.com

I'm not taking it off.

Tired: Cuck chair. Wired: Cuck fainting couch.

Every episode of The Hunting Wives I ask myself why I'm watching and then I just go on watching another one the next day...

Woke is bullshit. It's horseshit. It exists as a false affront to assholes who just want to asshole. It's fascism that is the enemy of free and open speech. Fascism is and always was the great shut-up and shut-it-down censor of debate and discussion. Fuck all these corporate whores.

This is straight up chilling. As I have said before - this administration is giving us all the authoritarian control of a typical communist regime, without any of the fun “free health care and education” perks.

@maximumfun.org Odd question, but I'm in LA for the Valley Heat show and my hotel is by MacArthur Park. I see there's a Winchell's Donuts nearby, would the office be interested in a couple dozen donuts Thursday morning?

Song came on the radio while driving home that made me SO MAD and I couldn't figure out why. It was a bad song, but within the standard deviation of bad, why did it set my brain on fire? Then the dashboard told me it was 30 Seconds to Mars and it all clicked. Jared Leto suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucks!

Just once I want someone to compliment me on my exotic American accent.

"We have to cancel kristallnacht 2.0 because the guy was one of the people we were grooming to take part in it" is a heck of a twist to be sure

Stopped reading about the shooter when I saw the Helldivers reference. Have to ask--what the fuck is a groyper?

Oh. What a plot twist.

Me when I come across a bowl of display fruit...

I used to say this all of the time on Twitter, but I dunno if I posted it here yet so here’s goes: Some of y’all need a groupchat real bad

Catching up on the news and just thinking about him.

Why would anyone listen to this? I think I figured out why they're a "former" Wondery exec.

I wasn't watching when AJ Lee was active but based on this promo I get it. Anyone that can get an arena to chant for therapy rules.

British people drive on the left side of the road so that they can give high fives to oncoming traffic.

A.I. is dumb as hell but the most insidious thing it has done is ruin the name Al.

there’s no way a single person believes this

Ro Khanna Shut The Fuck Up 2025 Challenge. Level: Impossible.

Someone rewrite the Beach Boys song to be about Shrek and the first line is "Wouldn't it be nice if we were Ogres" I'm bad at music this is a good idea

You just know these beads were used by ancient Britons to play Warhammer 2k.

Anecdotally I'll add that from the people I've heard/seen saying opposition is futile an awful lot are white. Like, yeah, it's easy for us to shake our heads and say "It's just terrible, awful, an inevitable" on account of we're probably going to be okay. Fuck that.

every day i see hundreds of comments of people spinning elaborate scenarios to explain how trump can control everything and all opposition is futile. a) i think a lot of you need to log off and stop following professional doomsayers. b) i think a lot of you are cowards

My cat has figured out how to close doors and it has quickly become his favorite hobby. He is sick with power - slowly slamming doors on me or the dog any chance he gets.

Rumors about Trump's health aren't a distraction. Trust me, we're all still plenty mad about the stuff he's done and is continuing to do. Just let us have a couple days of whimsy before they prop him up in front of a camera for 35 seconds on Tuesday, okay?

nobody has seen the president in three days [burping and rubbing my president shaped tummy] that’s crazy

Someone in the office keeps drinking my water. That.... I'm not mad. But I drink it straight from the bottle so I hope they don't mind that.

Spent a large part of the day arguing with people before remembering that I could just not. Rarely am I happier when I'm not on my break or lunch than when I am. Today was one of those days.

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If you're wondering why Republicans are gerrymandering the fuck out of red states, Democrats just flipped a Trump +20 Iowa Senate seat. That’s what they’re afraid of.

My new schtick that entertains only me is seeing how many times I can get @jordanmorris.bsky.social to sign the same book.

Ran into a kid who made his own Dalek costume out of cardboard at Cape and Cowl Con. Damn, this kid is going to rule the world one day and I'm looking forward to it!

What do YOU think? Sound off in the comments!

Yesterday I broke the cardinal rule of posting which is: never post

And we're all voting FOR it, yes? It sucks it's come to this, but we're doing it. And, hey, good news--it has a sunset provision to end in 2030.

The Cracker Barrel logo sucks, but it isn't "woke." It just sucks because someone who would never deign to eat at Cracker Barrel decided they needed a new logo. The man who ruined Steak-n-Shake is now actively trying to ruin Cracker Barrel.