@stevedangle20.bsky.social Congrats on the #1 pick. And the Sharks got #2, today is a good day!

I resent Survivor breaking my 43 year No Mr Beast streak.

Most consequential insane thing involving sea shells since Caligula didn't go to England.

For those not into hockey--in the 80s there was a team called the Jets, they moved and became the Coyotes. Then a team called the Thrashers moved and became the Jets. The Coyotes own the Jets (1) history and records, but the Coyotes PLAYERS became the Mammoth. Coyotes exist, but with no players.

An acquaintance is finally letting the light of hockey into their heart and I get to explain the Jets/Coyotes/Mammoth/Thrashers clusterfuck. I'm stoked.

My God. If the Oilers get eliminated by the Ducks I will be. So. Obnoxious. 😍😍

Imitate should have two Ms. It used to he "gray" before learning both grey and gray are valid, it's regional which you use.

Amazing to me that people keep screaming about security failures in a situation where security did not fail. Bad things didn't even happen to bad people, so you can stop pretending to be worried about that. Stop whining for a bigger, badder police state.

@katieporterca.bsky.social I thought your team might like to see Matt Mahan's reddit AMA today. It went very badly. I hope there's something in there your team can use. www.reddit.com/r/California...

Matt Mahan had a disasterous AMA on reddit and now there's a non-zero probability my mayor is personally angry at me. Well if he wants he can find me at Tiny's Carnival down town eating my weight in funnel cakes in celebration.

Truly I am not certain I have ever laid eyes on this guy or anything he has written or any video he’s appeared in

This is the US equivalent of getting an OBE.

imho alongside warnings like 'take with food', 'avoid alcohol', and 'do not operate heavy machinery', pharmacists really ought to warn you when your medication tastes bad

Matt Mahan has a severe case of fuckface-itis.

I've been a member since the year they had bandanas as an incentive. My level has fluctuated over the years as my income and cost of living has fluctuated, but donating to worker- and artist-owned media is 100% worth it. The difference between $0 and $5 is infinitely greater than that of $5 and $50.

Pleased to introduce you to my new child Mikey McPhoneface.

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

I saw a Matt Mahan ad where he brags about building 1800 houses and he had better have built each one himself because our housing goal is 62,000 and if it's taken him 3 and a half years to not hit 2000 he'd better pick up a hammer and get to work.

ME: i’m so sick and tired of being set upon by the baron’s hounds HER: Maybe stop hopping the fence into his estate? ME: sympathy not solutions plz HER: I’m so sorry, that sounds very painful. I know you’re trying really hard to get The Baron’s priceless egg. ME: it should be *my* egg :(

@evanstruth.bsky.social Hey, Evan, I'm curious about unhoused trends in San Jose, do you know anything or anyone I could talk to? We cleared out encampments but haven't built much support so I'm curious where they went. Basically, how badly is Mahan screwing the pooch here?

Fyre Festival attendees ate better.

How strange, you'd expect this to be full of 1/6.

@benjaminahr.mobi Congratulations on going independent, I hope it works out. I also offer prayers and condolences over the number of people who will have TOTALLY COOL AND NORMAL responses in one direction or the other 👀

I wasn't going to vote for Swalwell anyway, but if you're a hardcore Swalwell believer I assure you that there are three other socially progressive but economically/corporately weaksauce Democratic candidates you can transfer your vote towards. There's no excuse to still support Swalwell.

Me lighting a candle: Let’s make it a nice chill mood in here Inventor of the candle the night before they invented the candle: FUCK this SUCKS

"My 'I Never Slept With Epstein' shirt is raising a lot of questions."

I got to announce a penalty one time where Sebastian Aho went to the box for hooking Sebastian Aho. Career highlight for me.

The thing about there needing to be a path of redemption for people who have been “canceled” is: there already is a path to redemption and it’s called “redeeming yourself.” The path is open! No one is blocking that! You just have to do it!

@benjaminahr.mobi So if after Prodigy ended and the Protostar was decommissioned and the crew started a taco restaurant would it be called Dal Taco or Gwynsados?

Fuckin' Vans Warped Tour Knight.

More from the Monuments exhibit. Jefferson Davis got his head bashed in and a juicy tear on his arm. Still a lot less than he deserved.

Finally made it out to The Geffen for the Monuments exhibit. The tour is about to start, but here are the remains of the Lee monument: two pallets of bronze ingots and a beautifully defaced plinth.

To the maker of this statue WE are the warhammer 40,000. Wild.

I just left the Museum of Jurassic Technology and all I want to do is talk about the Museum of Jurassic Technology but don't want to spoil the prestige of its weird little magic trick...... But I *can* say that the tea room at the top whips ass.

I have never wanted a jacket more in my life than this vintage 90s teal and purple Hornets jacket but it's a kid's size 😭

Walking down Sunset Boulevard to go to a flea market and a man in a windowless white van asked me what way to get to Hollywood and I feel like I just avoided a Buffalo Bill situation.

Button Mash closed so now I have to find a new bar when I visit LA... On the plus side every other building in Echo Park so at least there's that.

Feeling bad for @stevedangle20.bsky.social on account of the Sharks have been eliminated for a while but still basically play for fun, while this year's Leafs just show up so they don't get fined.

Perhaps the only instance in recent memory in which I just said “I could do that” about a professional athlete and was correct.

Regarding the last retweet, because PFT is very good about limiting replies and I respect that--but the craziest thing to me is that not only are there TWO Sebastian Ahos, they both played against one another in the NHL playoffs a few years back. Insane!

It’s not so much that there are two Max Muncys in the MLB it’s more that there are two Max Muncys in THE WORLD

@jonkimball.bsky.social I think you'll get a kick out of this. The Hilton campaign (Rep for CA governor) sponsored their own poll, stacked the deck in Republican favor, and is only barely outside his own margin of error. But man are his surrogates crowing about it! data.ddhq.io/polls/2026/0...

Oh, that's what Attie is? I'd hoped it was a show about Polly Walker's character from HBO's Rome :(

Found the most bluesky board game possible.

"she just has resting bitch face, she can't help looking unfriendly-" wrong. this rbf is from years of practice scowling at dipshits through a kn95. i *earned* this mean mug. get gone.

Bought something off Etsy earlier this week and the site kept telling me to download the app. Went to track my package and was told I needed the app for that--so I just didn't track it and assume it'll arrive today or tomorrow.

I love California too much to leave, but if we sank into the ocean and I *had* to leave, Maryland is a home away from home. It's the California of the east coast, but with old bay seasoning on everything.

I’m at ICE HQ

This could be us but u playin