“Back in MY day, there WAS no Bi-sexuals. We just sat up at night with the TREMORS begging for the GOOD lord to take away our CONFUSING feelings for our BEST friend Lyles and his SOFT hands, and it was GOOD and NORMAL.”

A customer handed me their cup for drip coffee and said “don’t be weird” out loud. They were mortified because that was an inside thought to themself that got said out loud, but honestly it made my morning 😂

Today’s random musings: -The word eleven makes no sense etymologically. Do better, English. -AI porn is literally SO BAD like how can any of you be getting horny from that?? -if they ever did a live action Crash Bandicoot movie and didn’t cast Alan Tudyk as Crash, that’s a missed opportunity.

Something stuck in my head today- lyrics from a song in Brecht’s Caucasian Chalk Circle (I composed music for the play my senior year of college) “Not in theory but in practice Miracles are wrought with axes And the age of miracles Is not past.” No reason, I’m sure. 🪓

The world is collapsing but like maybe buying a fursuit will make it better?? (This is my brain right now, I recognize the disconnect, also fuck ICE)

It is my birthday and my friends and I did a very silly dnd one shot and I love them so very much cuz they’re awesome 💜

New ink! Sigil made by my friend based on the molecular composition of steel- representing resilience and flexibility

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social! Mott may be tiny, but he can still kick Cyrus's booty :3 Come commissions me for something! :D tally.so/r/lbDpzX

Christians when govt has programs to help ppl: nO THAt’S nOt tHE gOverNmEnt’s JoB!!! We ShOuLd bE fOcUseD on CHARitY!.! Christian’s when asked to be charitable: tHAt’S nOT MYYYY jOb!! BOOTSTRaPS!!

Nobody asked for my opinion on colors but honestly cyan should be considered as distinct from blue as pink is considered distinct from red. Like sure pink is “light red” but we all instantly call it by its name and not “light red.” Language is weird is what I’m saying.

D&D character commission for @apollovidra.bsky.social! His name is Wind Across Hills, or WAH for short :D

It’s my last one.

I often find laughing openly at transphobes really helps to remove any power they think they have. Like you’re so funny being all wound up being so hateful, you’re just a big joke *ba dum cis*

A boye for @quitary.bsky.social! :D

Know what I’m not accepting anymore in 2026? Video games with basic survival mechanics like eating to keep an energy bar up to do the actual game part of the game. Like I struggle enough with that irl, I don’t need the game shaming me for not foraging for a goddam apple.

Well-intentioned ally who doesn’t understand how similes work: Wow, those two go together like a lesbian and another lesbian

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARD OF Shiny form Bulbasaur

It Chrimbo! Cute sticker by @deltamaximus.bsky.social

My mom got me a new mandolin for Chismis! This piece is called Silkeswalsen, or "The Silk Waltz" :3

I AM BORED LET’S PLAY A GAME. Give me a pokemon and I’ll nickname it and give them a backstory. This is Cameron the Cyndaquill, they just applied to art school and is a bit worried about turning their passion into income but is otherwise excited.

A sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social of @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social being very classically and wonderfully Magic :D

So I just played the fanmade 16-bit remake of Sonic Triple Trouble, and I absolutely loved it! Super fun, feels like a classic Sonic game with lots of creative and innovative designs! Also most importantly these two are clearly boyfriends. #fangthesniper #knucklestheechidna #fangkles

As someone with no sense of smell and therefore an admittedly dull palette I’m gonna say I think bay leaves are a fuckin scam. Like is anyone out there saying “mm I can taste the bay in this” once they’re eating the soup or whatever? No.

✨ [ Mistletoe ] @apollovidra.bsky.social & @fossejack.bsky.social

Feel free to hate me for this but- 🎶 Country Brooooo Take my hoooooles Use my faaaaace Or my buuuuuutt 🎵

So @apollovidra.bsky.social is both perfect and a fucking menace and look at what they made for me

Sweet dreams are made of bees Who am I to buzz a bee I’ve traveled the world and the seven Bees EvBeebody’s lookin for SomeBees 🐝

My friends @goodmoon.bsky.social and @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social and I all designed this bro together (and Goodmoon drew him)- this is Cyrus!

All three for reference

BEHOLD! A new friend- This is Spence, the queer goth fashionista barista, and he makes sure David and Mushi are given high quality coffee to start their days.

Lorde grant me the audacity of a middle-aged white woman in a cafe

Someone left a taser in our cafe. So of course that means a bunch of college age students gathered around it and set it off. And they were surprised. SHOCKED, even. When I asked them to maybe not do that.

“Are you in a polycule?” Yes but in the same way complex sugars are long chains from one unit to the next cuz my partner to me to my spouse to their boyfriend to his wife makes that fun shape

That unfortunate feeling of getting a callback email at midnight and being too excited to sleep when you have to open in the morning 😅

I'M HERE!! #Animation #Furry #Furryart

Fun Festive Fact- So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.

Maybe the real dick suckin were the dicks we sucked along the way

It's officially that time of year. Seeing these two will never not make me smile.

Here he is- the little cheese thief who stole some cheese and had cheese whiskers

I just realized that I slow blink at customers as if they’re cats who I need to be sure don’t get spooked.

Haunted House idea where it’s just furries saying “it’s not gonna suck itself” and drawing abs over bellies and calling chiseled gods “dadbod” and “poodling ruins the magic” etc etc

Still sadly thinking about one time when someone said “I can’t be transphobic or biphobic…like I’d be nonbinary, but I’m gay so I have to be able to find myself attractive so I’m stuck staying a man.” Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.

New and very accurate sticker by @iceheroart.bsky.social

Hi I’m me and it’s a problem or whatever Taylor said

Brace yourselves- the “stuffing” gay sex jokes are about to begin

Hearing cishet people say things like “god being attracted to men/being straight is such a curse,” I’m just like “skill issue” cuz I love my partners not solely for their body parts (but also love those parts of them) mostly because I love myself and am capable of giving myself MINDBLOWING orgasms.

Doing anything on PayPal- “Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”

I’m bi curious in that I’m attracted to multiple genders and also want to know more about interesting topics I currently don’t know much about. Like in a bisexual way.

See the thing about my gebder is that sometimes I’m one of those lanky triangle face cats that honks and sometimes I’m a big ol Maine Coon motherfucker who reaches the floor when you pick up the front half and both times I’m just baby.

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