Hey furries- where are all the penguin sonas/OCs?? Weren’t we all obsessed with penguins as kids? Where’s the natural progression into fursona there? I’m just surprised there aren’t more.

Looking cute, feeling good 💜

I take two Tylenol every morning! What they don’t tell you is it works in reverse too- I’ve been flipping my autism on and off for years to min-max my productivity! Get on my level, nerds.

Honestly I hope the rapture is tomorrow- either we’re rid of a whole host of people making life worse, or a bunch of people find out that they’ve been living opposite of their stated beliefs once they’re left behind.

Gender evil

Me, far too cocky: Sure this syrup bottle is a bit over-full, but I’m gonna put the nozzle in quickly anyway! Me, seconds later utterly showered in lime syrup: Ow, my hubris.

Interaction that just happened- Customer: What was your name again? Me: June, like the month. What’s you’s? C: J[deadname]! Me: *resisting the urge to say “I killed a man named J[deadname].”*

Tails sun Shadow moon Big the Cat rising

Dammit how are you gonna be a furry and not tip your barista 😒

Why are trans people only ever asked to condemn violence against cis people, and never be defended from attacks against us?

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Why can’t I just have a $2000/week salary for being adorable and generally likable

“Not tipping on principle” has never been a pro-worker stance. Get better praxis, dork.

So talking with @maggiemcmuffin.bsky.social, she mentioned someone said our wedding sounded like a Stefon sketch, and I honestly have to agree 😂

To the tune of Vampire by Olivia Ridrigo “Cuz you’re a Beeeezchurger Haaaamberder Berder Bun McChungus, McChungus Jr”

Had a wonderful time at the #otterpupwedding today. Congrats to both of these cuties. I'm SO glad I got to see them dance in person 💃🕺

Have you ever seen such a stylish creature? #otterpupwedding

Oh hey we’re getting married today! Just a quick break before heading to the venue #otterpupwedding I love this one so much, and there truly aren’t enough words for how lovely this journey has been so far, and how excited I am for the years to come 💖

I love @fossejack.bsky.social and I love my friends 💖

Y’all. I getting married to @apollovidra.bsky.social tomorrows. I am so wagging excited… not just to commit the rest of my life to this sexy & kind doofus of a human Otter, but also for the amazing food that our friends are making. Y’all this spread is gonna be wild, and delicious.

Look at all these queerdos! Wedding weekend begin! #otterpupwedding

“WHAT’S up, chat! Welcome back to today’s thundercrump!” *Slams a brownie down my face hole*

Soon.

O god he’s right behind me isn’t he

Every gay triad has: -A cocky switch -A nerd twink -A gym bro beefcake who chucks the other two at enemies while yelling “SHI(F)T! ROCK! YEAH!”

The irony is not lost on me that I’m getting legally married to my partner of 10 years, whom I started dating in 2015 right after the Supreme Court legalized gay marriage- only to now see it’s being challenged again at the Supreme Court level.

Jock and harness commission for @malroth.bsky.social! :D

Look say what you want about the Twilight films, but Alice Cullen throwing a baseball turned me bisexual, and I am grateful.

Introducing my new OC, my lil matcha otter boi Felix 🍃~ be nice to him he still bebi

Hey there Delilah, what’s it like in New York City, See you’ve started HRT, and now I’m blinded by your titties…

Hi who wants to draw my new OC, she’s a marbled polecat and she’s basically this and I already think she’s perfect

The amount of euphoria I get when a customer goes “thank you ma’am…thank you sir?”- unmatched

“Omg slay” the judge says while slamming down the gavel, sealing our fate.

When I was A young gay My daddy Took me into the hellfires To meet his new husband He said, “Son now You’re grown up, Will you be A slut for all the monsters, The hellhounds and the damned?” #monsterfucker

Comin out of my come And now I’m comin just fine Gotta gotta- come And then I’ll come it all

Hey anybody who’s spiritual, religious, witchy, whatever- can you ask your deities/friends/spirits to help out? My best friend is trying to get a Real ID to come to my wedding and it’s hitting lots of snags.

I was looking for a new manual coffee grinder and I found one that was absolutely adorable. However. The description...

Calling out a drink today- “Your Pineapple Coconut Red Bull with Cream! *under my breath* SpongeBob SquarePants”

(Presumably) rich customer: Why don’t you have exact change for my $100 bill, that’s terrible business let me lecture you rather than use the card in my wallet. (Presumably) less rich blue collar worker: Here you go, take this $10 bill for my $5.48 mocha and just keep the change, you deserve it.

Did I wear the pair of jeans with a hole in the crotch to work specifically so I could stand over the high powered fan in our no-AC shop? Yes, yes I did.

*deep inhale* NIIIIIIICE

Sure they got rizz, but do they have the toosh? (Constitution, and no, they do not, they tummy hurts)

Testing the furry waters with a new friend be like- “Haha yeah, fictional characters can be hot 👀 Like…Venom? 👀 Disney’s Robin Hood? 👀 I sure do like otters, do you like any particular animal quite a bit? 👀🦦”

I remembered a thing that I forgot earlier when trying to tell my friends a story! …but now I forgot which friends I was telling the story to. 🙃

There’s a Type™️ of coffee customer who says “I like it REALLY sweet!” where Literally (not figuratively) no matter how much syrup you put in their drink, they say “could I just get a bit more?” So you put just a little splash more, they take a sip and go “perfect!” And it’s a dance that I LOATHE.

One way I know I’m millennial and out of touch- I’m not sure what a Jerma is.

Time for some post-matinee day drinking! Come see Here and Their now through the 28th at 12th Ave Arts!

I despell the despell that despells your despell that despells my despell that despells your despell that despells my remove trap! #TinynReese

A very smol [_] extolling the benefits of a lot of fun gear to a very smol Brock :D A fun little sketch featuring @goodmoon.bsky.social that I've been wanting to doodle for a while x3