Holy fuck the audacity to leave a bad review of a place when you didn’t purchase anything. Apparently I didn’t smile enough at these entitled assholes when I told them to leave at closing time.

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social! Calamity is judging someone pretty hard :3

Ok but honestly Men in Black 2 was purely a fetish film nobody can convince me otherwise.

Drag name open for use- Hannah Bear Bara

Thing I DON’T care about: Some Republican house husband having a bimboification fetish. Thing I DO care about: Conversion therapy was essentially given the green light nationwide, including by two “progressive” sitting justices.

happy tdov, give trans ppl money

It’s Trans Day of Visibility. The Supreme Court just ruled against a law to ban conversion therapy 8-1. LGBTQ+ people, especially trans people, are being abandoned by even those who call themselves progressive. Fight.

When someone says they use any or all pronouns, but then everyone just defaults to whatever binary pronoun they decide fits what they believe is that person's birth assignment, it just tells me that people lack creativity.

Final sketch of the day, a very happest borfday from @apollovidra.bsky.social to @fossejack.bsky.social <3

Today is @fossejack.bsky.social’s birthday!! Everyone wish the best leggy boye a happy day! Art by @crypticole.bsky.social

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARD OF Shiny form Bulbasaur

It’s my last one.

Today’s random musings: -The word eleven makes no sense etymologically. Do better, English. -AI porn is literally SO BAD like how can any of you be getting horny from that?? -if they ever did a live action Crash Bandicoot movie and didn’t cast Alan Tudyk as Crash, that’s a missed opportunity.

I got so hard and cried so far or whatever Linkin Park said

This is what being friends with me is like. (Cameo by @kraest.bsky.social)

There’s so much wrong in the world but it’s nothing big fat tiddies (all genders) on my face wouldn’t solve

Underrated/Unhinged Pokesona ideas: -Chubby Dewgong Dilf -Nonbinary Goth Waif Groudon -Soft Butch Mr. Rime -Muscular Reuniclus Gym Bro -Sandy Shocks with TITS

Me as a kid: Woah these Digimon are so cool! Me as an adult: The clearly want us to fuck the Digimon, right?

It is my friend @kikipenny.bsky.social’s birthday party where there are many bnuuy and appropriately also @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social’s birthday so happy bun day everybody 🐰

Hey straight men- do you even LIKE your girlfriend? Cuz based on the amount of time you spend complaining to me, the visibly queer barista, I’m starting to think not.

Never settle.

As a general rule I’m not attracted to straight men so the fact that I’m so down bad for bbno$ doing Sonic cosplay has me feeling conflicted.

“Back in MY day, there WAS no Bi-sexuals. We just sat up at night with the TREMORS begging for the GOOD lord to take away our CONFUSING feelings for our BEST friend Lyles and his SOFT hands, and it was GOOD and NORMAL.”

Cop roleplay in bed ❌ Military roleplay in bed ❌ Mail delivery roleplay in bed 🔥 Park ranger roleplay in bed 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 Oh shit 🔥 oh 🔥god it’s 🔥 spreading like 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HELP ME SMOKEY BEAR! 🐻

Happy Pokémon Day! Nidoking leather daddy by @spelunkersal.bsky.social Raikou button popping by @mithgar.bsky.social

I got so hard and cried so far or whatever Linkin Park said

The unfortunate overlap/possible causal relation between increasingly hostile circumstances for trans people and my own dysphoria making me want to pursue medical transition is an irony I’d prefer not to be dealing with tonight, thank you.

Cop roleplay in bed ❌ Military roleplay in bed ❌ Mail delivery roleplay in bed 🔥 Park ranger roleplay in bed 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 Oh shit 🔥 oh 🔥god it’s 🔥 spreading like 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HELP ME SMOKEY BEAR! 🐻

Therapy? Nah, I’m good, I have fictional men who will soft dom me and tell me they’re proud of me.

So we’re at war with Iran, Kansas has forcibly removed IDs from trans citizens (while republicans try to require IDs for voting, so subtle), And absolutely nothing has been done to hold billionaire child predators accountable. I hate it here. I hate it so much.

Happy Pokémon Day! Nidoking leather daddy by @spelunkersal.bsky.social Raikou button popping by @mithgar.bsky.social

It’s Ash Wednesday and NONE of y’all sent me any Pokémon memes. Disappointed.

“Back in MY day, there WAS no Bi-sexuals. We just sat up at night with the TREMORS begging for the GOOD lord to take away our CONFUSING feelings for our BEST friend Lyles and his SOFT hands, and it was GOOD and NORMAL.”

A customer handed me their cup for drip coffee and said “don’t be weird” out loud. They were mortified because that was an inside thought to themself that got said out loud, but honestly it made my morning 😂

Today’s random musings: -The word eleven makes no sense etymologically. Do better, English. -AI porn is literally SO BAD like how can any of you be getting horny from that?? -if they ever did a live action Crash Bandicoot movie and didn’t cast Alan Tudyk as Crash, that’s a missed opportunity.

Something stuck in my head today- lyrics from a song in Brecht’s Caucasian Chalk Circle (I composed music for the play my senior year of college) “Not in theory but in practice Miracles are wrought with axes And the age of miracles Is not past.” No reason, I’m sure. 🪓

The world is collapsing but like maybe buying a fursuit will make it better?? (This is my brain right now, I recognize the disconnect, also fuck ICE)

It is my birthday and my friends and I did a very silly dnd one shot and I love them so very much cuz they’re awesome 💜

New ink! Sigil made by my friend based on the molecular composition of steel- representing resilience and flexibility

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social! Mott may be tiny, but he can still kick Cyrus's booty :3 Come commissions me for something! :D tally.so/r/lbDpzX

Christians when govt has programs to help ppl: nO THAt’S nOt tHE gOverNmEnt’s JoB!!! We ShOuLd bE fOcUseD on CHARitY!.! Christian’s when asked to be charitable: tHAt’S nOT MYYYY jOb!! BOOTSTRaPS!!

Nobody asked for my opinion on colors but honestly cyan should be considered as distinct from blue as pink is considered distinct from red. Like sure pink is “light red” but we all instantly call it by its name and not “light red.” Language is weird is what I’m saying.

D&D character commission for @apollovidra.bsky.social! His name is Wind Across Hills, or WAH for short :D

It’s my last one.

I often find laughing openly at transphobes really helps to remove any power they think they have. Like you’re so funny being all wound up being so hateful, you’re just a big joke *ba dum cis*

A boye for @quitary.bsky.social! :D

Know what I’m not accepting anymore in 2026? Video games with basic survival mechanics like eating to keep an energy bar up to do the actual game part of the game. Like I struggle enough with that irl, I don’t need the game shaming me for not foraging for a goddam apple.

Well-intentioned ally who doesn’t understand how similes work: Wow, those two go together like a lesbian and another lesbian

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARD OF Shiny form Bulbasaur