Leaving a $1 tip on a $70 order is a great way to make sure your barista hates you, if that’s the goal.

has anyone done this yet is this a thing

*leaning in close, seductive, my lips inches away from your ear, I inhale deeply* HI I’M DAISY

Brands on June 30th/Brands on July 1st

Homosexuals will literally be like “this diva saved my life” and it’s Angewomon from Digimon (it’s me, I’m homosexuals)

Flashback Bi Pride pic from the last show I ever produced right before a pandemic happened! 🩷💜💙 Photo by Meneldor Photography

Me when I see “kink at pride” or “bisexual women with straight boyfriend” discourse in 2026

When I think of anyone who has this image of every single non-Christian being absolutely miserable, I can’t help but be puzzled. Because it’s so far from my actual lived experience.

So…this is gay, right? This is hella gay. Everyone and everything in this is gay, correct? I’m not making that up? 🏳️‍🌈

Someone else needs to say “big boobs” is a funny way so I don’t keep accidentally quoting Nikki Minaj as a vocal stim.

Soooo my old Twitter account was suspended randomly? For “inauthentic behaviors”? I had t signed in for over a year so I’m not sure if that’s the real reason but it was weird to get that message 🤷

Me, a polyamorous: I sure do love my more than one partners! And it’s not that difficult just being open and communicating respectfully with everyone! Me, trying to come up with different terms of endearment that feel natural and fitting for each partner: Wat the fuck this is hard.

Me when I see “kink at pride” or “bisexual women with straight boyfriend” discourse in 2026

Have we officially revoked straight people’s access to the word “twink” yet? Cuz I think this Pride season we should get on that.

IMPORTANT UPDATE

Indigo as a shade of blueish- cool, nice word, fun descriptor. Indigo as a color in The Rainbow because some guy™️ had a thing about mystic properties of seven- Incorrect. Cyan is a far better choice if we had to split up blue. But then poor Roy wouldn’t have a pronounceable last name so whatever.

Life is short. Compliment your friends’ dicks.

Sometimes I forget I have a music degree. And sometimes while at work I end up deciding that the main descending motif from “This is how we do it” and the response would make great subject/countersubject material for a fugue. And then I sing that fugue under my breath for a half hour.

Pride Ott! Nonby gif made by @palehorntea.bsky.social 💛🤍💜🖤

I am happy to inform you that due to circumstances I will indeed be Bustin Out All Over. Thank you. Happy Pride!

Anytime a customer demands a remake in their drink during a rush it’s like Round 2- FIGHT (the urge to cry)

Apparently it's Otter Day!?? 🦦

Happy World Otter Day! Reminder to smash the patriarchy like a clam on your tummy

Happy World Otter Day! Hug your frens! Art by @tinydragon.art, @kraest.bsky.social, and @babanasaur.bsky.social, also featuring @goodmoon.bsky.social and @saferosayshi.bsky.social

About last night- had a lovely time performing at Seattle Queer Prom! I’ve missed the stage and hope to be back again soon 💜

EMPHATICALLY tapping the sign

If you’ve ever said “tipping culture is out of control,” congratulations, you’ve fallen for corporate greed convincing you to take out your dissatisfaction on workers and small businesses rather than actually working toward a solution.

Me: I wanna be in more musicals! Society™️: Then you shall have to go to auditions. Me: Ew no gross.

To the tune of the Trolley Song Suck my dick mutherfuckers Eat my ass, go to hell If you’re at all transphobic Fuck your life, fuck your karma as well

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last five or so years, it’s to be unfazed by what other people think of me. I’m through apologizing for how I look, dress, act, fuck, etc. My two rules are to be kind to myself and to be kind to others. If anyone has an issue beyond that, it’s fully on them.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- we’re full up on “gritty reinterpretations” of both Alice and Oz. I promise there are more IPs out there with recognizable characters.

Singing to myself: Got a secret It’s a secret Such a secret I say Cuz two can keep a secret If one of them is gay

“Why are so many queer people polyamorous/in open relationships??? It’s not fair to meeeee” Friendo I was never gonna be in your dating pool, y’all can literally just find someone else monogamous.

I have a running list of tracks I’d like to make into burlesque numbers should I ever get the bug to start creating again, but it’s so random like what do you mean my choices are: -In Flames, A New Dawn -Kate Nash, Dickhead -Animal Crossing New Leaf 7pm -The “Steel is heavier than feathers” guy

Late night old person thought: I don’t like being called “twin.” You and I are probably not very alike at all, and I highly doubt we were born on the same day. Stop that.

I did this thing. Behold my hyperfixations.

Hey Seattle folks! Next up for me in performing world is Seattle Queer Prom 2026! First burlesque since getting married, so how fitting that it’s a celebration of queerness!

Fully rendered painting commission for @littlerugaard.bsky.social! Come get a commission for yourself! :D tally.so/r/lbDpzX

Current president- calls trans people domestic terrirists Also current president- threatens to wipe out an entire nation of civilians

Holy fuck the audacity to leave a bad review of a place when you didn’t purchase anything. Apparently I didn’t smile enough at these entitled assholes when I told them to leave at closing time.

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social! Calamity is judging someone pretty hard :3

Ok but honestly Men in Black 2 was purely a fetish film nobody can convince me otherwise.

Drag name open for use- Hannah Bear Bara

Thing I DON’T care about: Some Republican house husband having a bimboification fetish. Thing I DO care about: Conversion therapy was essentially given the green light nationwide, including by two “progressive” sitting justices.

happy tdov, give trans ppl money

It’s Trans Day of Visibility. The Supreme Court just ruled against a law to ban conversion therapy 8-1. LGBTQ+ people, especially trans people, are being abandoned by even those who call themselves progressive. Fight.

When someone says they use any or all pronouns, but then everyone just defaults to whatever binary pronoun they decide fits what they believe is that person's birth assignment, it just tells me that people lack creativity.

Final sketch of the day, a very happest borfday from @apollovidra.bsky.social to @fossejack.bsky.social <3

Today is @fossejack.bsky.social’s birthday!! Everyone wish the best leggy boye a happy day! Art by @crypticole.bsky.social