A boye for @quitary.bsky.social! :D

Know what I’m not accepting anymore in 2026? Video games with basic survival mechanics like eating to keep an energy bar up to do the actual game part of the game. Like I struggle enough with that irl, I don’t need the game shaming me for not foraging for a goddam apple.

Well-intentioned ally who doesn’t understand how similes work: Wow, those two go together like a lesbian and another lesbian

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARD OF Shiny form Bulbasaur

It Chrimbo! Cute sticker by @deltamaximus.bsky.social

My mom got me a new mandolin for Chismis! This piece is called Silkeswalsen, or "The Silk Waltz" :3

I AM BORED LET’S PLAY A GAME. Give me a pokemon and I’ll nickname it and give them a backstory. This is Cameron the Cyndaquill, they just applied to art school and is a bit worried about turning their passion into income but is otherwise excited.

A sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social of @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social being very classically and wonderfully Magic :D

So I just played the fanmade 16-bit remake of Sonic Triple Trouble, and I absolutely loved it! Super fun, feels like a classic Sonic game with lots of creative and innovative designs! Also most importantly these two are clearly boyfriends. #fangthesniper #knucklestheechidna #fangkles

As someone with no sense of smell and therefore an admittedly dull palette I’m gonna say I think bay leaves are a fuckin scam. Like is anyone out there saying “mm I can taste the bay in this” once they’re eating the soup or whatever? No.

✨ [ Mistletoe ] @apollovidra.bsky.social & @fossejack.bsky.social

Feel free to hate me for this but- 🎶 Country Brooooo Take my hoooooles Use my faaaaace Or my buuuuuutt 🎵

So @apollovidra.bsky.social is both perfect and a fucking menace and look at what they made for me

Sweet dreams are made of bees Who am I to buzz a bee I’ve traveled the world and the seven Bees EvBeebody’s lookin for SomeBees 🐝

My friends @goodmoon.bsky.social and @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social and I all designed this bro together (and Goodmoon drew him)- this is Cyrus!

All three for reference

BEHOLD! A new friend- This is Spence, the queer goth fashionista barista, and he makes sure David and Mushi are given high quality coffee to start their days.

Lorde grant me the audacity of a middle-aged white woman in a cafe

Someone left a taser in our cafe. So of course that means a bunch of college age students gathered around it and set it off. And they were surprised. SHOCKED, even. When I asked them to maybe not do that.

“Are you in a polycule?” Yes but in the same way complex sugars are long chains from one unit to the next cuz my partner to me to my spouse to their boyfriend to his wife makes that fun shape

That unfortunate feeling of getting a callback email at midnight and being too excited to sleep when you have to open in the morning 😅

I'M HERE!! #Animation #Furry #Furryart

Fun Festive Fact- So there’s a Chrimbus carol titled “Let All Mortal Flesh Keep Silence,” which could also be reworded as “Shut Up, Meatbags,” and I just think that’s so beautiful.

Maybe the real dick suckin were the dicks we sucked along the way

It's officially that time of year. Seeing these two will never not make me smile.

Here he is- the little cheese thief who stole some cheese and had cheese whiskers

I just realized that I slow blink at customers as if they’re cats who I need to be sure don’t get spooked.

Haunted House idea where it’s just furries saying “it’s not gonna suck itself” and drawing abs over bellies and calling chiseled gods “dadbod” and “poodling ruins the magic” etc etc

Still sadly thinking about one time when someone said “I can’t be transphobic or biphobic…like I’d be nonbinary, but I’m gay so I have to be able to find myself attractive so I’m stuck staying a man.” Like…baffling for sure but oof. I hope that person found some healing.

New and very accurate sticker by @iceheroart.bsky.social

Hi I’m me and it’s a problem or whatever Taylor said

Brace yourselves- the “stuffing” gay sex jokes are about to begin

Hearing cishet people say things like “god being attracted to men/being straight is such a curse,” I’m just like “skill issue” cuz I love my partners not solely for their body parts (but also love those parts of them) mostly because I love myself and am capable of giving myself MINDBLOWING orgasms.

Doing anything on PayPal- “Hello DEADNAME, we know you updated you name here, DEADNAME, but would you like to still see DEADNAME everywhere including places it makes no sense to keep any identifying personal info?? Hehe DEADNAME.”

I’m bi curious in that I’m attracted to multiple genders and also want to know more about interesting topics I currently don’t know much about. Like in a bisexual way.

See the thing about my gebder is that sometimes I’m one of those lanky triangle face cats that honks and sometimes I’m a big ol Maine Coon motherfucker who reaches the floor when you pick up the front half and both times I’m just baby.

What sound does [_] make? Oh, the usual.

I just finished playing all 4 “mainline” sera game gear Sonic games, and here’s my ranking- Sonic Chaos- Short and sweet but good! Sonic Triple Trouble- most interesting but TERRIBKE final boss Sonic 1 (8-bit)- overall solid ooener, if uninspired due to repeats Sonic 2 (8-bit)- FUCK tube mazes.

gay.

I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers: J.S. Bachshots Franz Lisp Dmitri Shostakobitch LudWig von GayHoven Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart John Caged Feel free to add your own

I was musing recently on how gays on social media will make their usernames things like “Emmanuel Kunt” so I thought about versions for classical composers: J.S. Bachshots Franz Lisp Dmitri Shostakobitch LudWig von GayHoven Wolfgangbang Amagayus Hozart John Caged Feel free to add your own

My spouse and I look great though @fossejack.bsky.social

Good: The Supeene Court will not be hearing an appeal regarding overturning the validity of my marriage. Bad: Republicans in congress are dedicated to removing healthcare for millions. Just another day in dystopian America.

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social of their character Tryq as a lidl babey, getting up to no good on a trail cam :D

Me, staring at five kinds of olive oil at Trader Joe’s and texting my loving and patient spouse: “oh no I’m the useless husband trope”

Update- this is her best friend David, who is a binturong who is a very tired accountant because he’s been working very hard this tax season

Coffee rant, skip if you don’t care for whining (fair)- Students at my cafe are gonna be the end of me. The obliviousness, the audacity, and the just lack of any care outside their bubble is remarkable. I’m gonna speak up soon and ask one of these poor fucks what their actual fuckin deal is. /rant

Behold- The most me picture ever taken 🦦🎃 Thank you @ubehole.bsky.social for the ponkins and the party and the picture!

It’s ‘Ween. This is what I could muster for being up at 5:30 for an opening shift at the cafe. Pika pika.