About last night- had a lovely time performing at Seattle Queer Prom! I’ve missed the stage and hope to be back again soon 💜

EMPHATICALLY tapping the sign

If you’ve ever said “tipping culture is out of control,” congratulations, you’ve fallen for corporate greed convincing you to take out your dissatisfaction on workers and small businesses rather than actually working toward a solution.

Me: I wanna be in more musicals! Society™️: Then you shall have to go to auditions. Me: Ew no gross.

To the tune of the Trolley Song Suck my dick mutherfuckers Eat my ass, go to hell If you’re at all transphobic Fuck your life, fuck your karma as well

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last five or so years, it’s to be unfazed by what other people think of me. I’m through apologizing for how I look, dress, act, fuck, etc. My two rules are to be kind to myself and to be kind to others. If anyone has an issue beyond that, it’s fully on them.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again- we’re full up on “gritty reinterpretations” of both Alice and Oz. I promise there are more IPs out there with recognizable characters.

Singing to myself: Got a secret It’s a secret Such a secret I say Cuz two can keep a secret If one of them is gay

“Why are so many queer people polyamorous/in open relationships??? It’s not fair to meeeee” Friendo I was never gonna be in your dating pool, y’all can literally just find someone else monogamous.

I have a running list of tracks I’d like to make into burlesque numbers should I ever get the bug to start creating again, but it’s so random like what do you mean my choices are: -In Flames, A New Dawn -Kate Nash, Dickhead -Animal Crossing New Leaf 7pm -The “Steel is heavier than feathers” guy

Late night old person thought: I don’t like being called “twin.” You and I are probably not very alike at all, and I highly doubt we were born on the same day. Stop that.

I did this thing. Behold my hyperfixations.

Hey Seattle folks! Next up for me in performing world is Seattle Queer Prom 2026! First burlesque since getting married, so how fitting that it’s a celebration of queerness!

Fully rendered painting commission for @littlerugaard.bsky.social! Come get a commission for yourself! :D tally.so/r/lbDpzX

Current president- calls trans people domestic terrirists Also current president- threatens to wipe out an entire nation of civilians

Holy fuck the audacity to leave a bad review of a place when you didn’t purchase anything. Apparently I didn’t smile enough at these entitled assholes when I told them to leave at closing time.

Sketch for @apollovidra.bsky.social! Calamity is judging someone pretty hard :3

Ok but honestly Men in Black 2 was purely a fetish film nobody can convince me otherwise.

Drag name open for use- Hannah Bear Bara

Thing I DON’T care about: Some Republican house husband having a bimboification fetish. Thing I DO care about: Conversion therapy was essentially given the green light nationwide, including by two “progressive” sitting justices.

happy tdov, give trans ppl money

It’s Trans Day of Visibility. The Supreme Court just ruled against a law to ban conversion therapy 8-1. LGBTQ+ people, especially trans people, are being abandoned by even those who call themselves progressive. Fight.

When someone says they use any or all pronouns, but then everyone just defaults to whatever binary pronoun they decide fits what they believe is that person's birth assignment, it just tells me that people lack creativity.

Final sketch of the day, a very happest borfday from @apollovidra.bsky.social to @fossejack.bsky.social <3

Today is @fossejack.bsky.social’s birthday!! Everyone wish the best leggy boye a happy day! Art by @crypticole.bsky.social

I CHIMED IN WITH A HAVENTYOUPEOPLEEVERHEARD OF Shiny form Bulbasaur

It’s my last one.

Today’s random musings: -The word eleven makes no sense etymologically. Do better, English. -AI porn is literally SO BAD like how can any of you be getting horny from that?? -if they ever did a live action Crash Bandicoot movie and didn’t cast Alan Tudyk as Crash, that’s a missed opportunity.

I got so hard and cried so far or whatever Linkin Park said

This is what being friends with me is like. (Cameo by @kraest.bsky.social)

There’s so much wrong in the world but it’s nothing big fat tiddies (all genders) on my face wouldn’t solve

Underrated/Unhinged Pokesona ideas: -Chubby Dewgong Dilf -Nonbinary Goth Waif Groudon -Soft Butch Mr. Rime -Muscular Reuniclus Gym Bro -Sandy Shocks with TITS

Me as a kid: Woah these Digimon are so cool! Me as an adult: The clearly want us to fuck the Digimon, right?

It is my friend @kikipenny.bsky.social’s birthday party where there are many bnuuy and appropriately also @the-magic-tuba-pix.bsky.social’s birthday so happy bun day everybody 🐰

Hey straight men- do you even LIKE your girlfriend? Cuz based on the amount of time you spend complaining to me, the visibly queer barista, I’m starting to think not.

Never settle.

As a general rule I’m not attracted to straight men so the fact that I’m so down bad for bbno$ doing Sonic cosplay has me feeling conflicted.

“Back in MY day, there WAS no Bi-sexuals. We just sat up at night with the TREMORS begging for the GOOD lord to take away our CONFUSING feelings for our BEST friend Lyles and his SOFT hands, and it was GOOD and NORMAL.”

Cop roleplay in bed ❌ Military roleplay in bed ❌ Mail delivery roleplay in bed 🔥 Park ranger roleplay in bed 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 Oh shit 🔥 oh 🔥god it’s 🔥 spreading like 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HELP ME SMOKEY BEAR! 🐻

Happy Pokémon Day! Nidoking leather daddy by @spelunkersal.bsky.social Raikou button popping by @mithgar.bsky.social

I got so hard and cried so far or whatever Linkin Park said

The unfortunate overlap/possible causal relation between increasingly hostile circumstances for trans people and my own dysphoria making me want to pursue medical transition is an irony I’d prefer not to be dealing with tonight, thank you.

Cop roleplay in bed ❌ Military roleplay in bed ❌ Mail delivery roleplay in bed 🔥 Park ranger roleplay in bed 🔥🔥🔥 🔥 Oh shit 🔥 oh 🔥god it’s 🔥 spreading like 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 HELP ME SMOKEY BEAR! 🐻

Therapy? Nah, I’m good, I have fictional men who will soft dom me and tell me they’re proud of me.

So we’re at war with Iran, Kansas has forcibly removed IDs from trans citizens (while republicans try to require IDs for voting, so subtle), And absolutely nothing has been done to hold billionaire child predators accountable. I hate it here. I hate it so much.

Happy Pokémon Day! Nidoking leather daddy by @spelunkersal.bsky.social Raikou button popping by @mithgar.bsky.social

It’s Ash Wednesday and NONE of y’all sent me any Pokémon memes. Disappointed.

“Back in MY day, there WAS no Bi-sexuals. We just sat up at night with the TREMORS begging for the GOOD lord to take away our CONFUSING feelings for our BEST friend Lyles and his SOFT hands, and it was GOOD and NORMAL.”

A customer handed me their cup for drip coffee and said “don’t be weird” out loud. They were mortified because that was an inside thought to themself that got said out loud, but honestly it made my morning 😂