if it was staged people would have placed insider bets on it

In honor of the MaxFunDrive, I want to share a few of the Bullseye interviews I’ve done this past year. I hope if you think this is valuable work, you’ll support it by going to MaximumFun.org/joinbullseye and becoming a MaxFun member. First: Andor creator Tony Gilroy! youtu.be/7h3bT0TMeVs?...

The joke was about Trump being so fucking old, and obviously being kept alive with duct tape & stimulants, not about any failed, extremely low effort attempt on his life, ya fuckin dunces! No wonder the epitome of their humor is The Babylon Bee & Gutfeld

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In 2020, when convention panels were online situations, i was honored to interview Gerry one on one. It’s a warm, free wheeling convo about punisher, tv v comics writing & how i’ve been chasing Justice League 200s incredible legacy my entire life. So glad this exists youtu.be/ZR6AxjSVtmc?...

I launched my first mental health podcast in 2016 and one of my first guests was @andyrichter.co. A LOT has changed in his life in the 10 years since then and I am so thrilled to welcome him again to talk love, change, divorce, Dancing With The Stars, and so much more. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

This is the first guy on “the left” that’s “tried” to take a shot at Trump, though, right? And he didn’t even get close like the other two

Every time I see a picture of someone playing a bomb-ass record on a Crossley, I die a little inside

finally it's here my magnum opus a greasy grind through historical grit the mayonnaise essay, or, mayomento mori buttondown.com/theswordandt...

What happens when shows hit their MFD goals maximumfun.org/join 😈 Your Best Life in Hell ✉️ The Inspectors Inspectors 📖 Book recs 🎙️ The Turnaround Season 2 🥪 A very terrible sandwich 🔥 Top Chef fanfic readings 🎤 Hosts singing in Italian ⌛The power to change the past maximumfun.org/news/maxfund...

I think I wanna try to get “Free Balling” to replace “Raw Dogging” in the vernacular

Hi! If we get to 450 new contributions to Depresh Mode during the @maximumfun.org Drive, we can make Your Best Life In Hell. It's a limited series that recognizes the toll of current events on your mental health and how to live your best life despite that. Please pitch in! maximumfun.org/join

For fuck's sake, sign up for The Onion, and get a free limited edition IW tote. A share of merch sales will go to the Sandy Hook families, which will be the first time they get any money since they filed this lawsuit eight years ago. Legal fees have been insane. Please sign up and help us out!

@liveon4legspodcast.bsky.social How do you think Pearl Jam fits into this paradigm? Is Yellow Ledbetter still a deep cut?

... @rhettmiller.bsky.social, @mike-eagle.bsky.social, @nikostratis.com, @craigsj.bsky.social . Sad songs DO make you happier. That's a fact, says science. But you ONLY get to hear this amazing episode IF you're a MEMBER. Which is EASY. Starts at ONLY $5 a MONTH. maximumfun.org/join/

Don’t forget to leave out rolling papers & Fritos for Weed Santa, or else he’s only going to leave seeds & stems for you when you wake up on 4/20

Note the differences in Google AI results for search for “jenkem” vs. “is jenkem real”

I know I’m just a regular guy who’s not famous or in the entertainment industry at all, but if given the choice between being eaten alive by sharks & going on Jimmy Fallon, I’m taking the sharks, baby… The only reason to go on Fallon would be to ask him: “Why don’t you do Blackface anymore?”

I had so much fun going DEEP on Pee-wee’s Big Adventure and why it belongs in the Criterion Collection on the “Why This Film?” podcast. youtu.be/uy1AX5uizgc?...

This shit rots your brain!

Eddie’s Japan tour kicked off in Nagoya, a place where Pearl Jam hasn’t ventured in 23 years. Due to that, we got to hear a lot of PJ songs to make up for lost time. We have some friends out on site touring the country who were happy to share some of their thoughts. liveon4legs.com/podcast/eddi...

e41 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on radiohead's "ALL I NEED" and doubles as an apology for that time i played 'hail to the thief' for a classroom of fifth-graders and asked them to draw pictures open.spotify.com/episode/0AYa...

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers. #TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

🎙️ Just published a new episode of Pick A Disc: A Ghost Is Born: Wilco with Ryan Luis Rodriguez. Have a listen:

Too bad there’s no real Reno/Sparks Bluesky, or else we’d all be posting: Earthquake!

I know everyone's chortling, but the other way to look at it is that the Democrats are like the only people on earth who have ever lost to JD Vance.

The celebration may have ended but you can own the memories forever! Preorder your download package of our 20th anniversary spectacular and watch it all over again or for the first time if you missed it live! specials.nevernotfunny.com/archives/the...

Watched all the the original first 2 seasons of Twin Peaks & Fire Walk With Me. It takes until the 1st episode of the mini series for me to realize their names are Ben & Jerry…

If you’ve missed any of #NNF20 or just want to be able to relive the magic, don’t forget to pre-order the download package! specials.nevernotfunny.com/archives/the...

TODAY!!! 3:45 - 11:59pm Pacific! @nevernotfunny.com 20th Anniversary Spectacular! 20 guests for 20 years Great line-up... Streaming for 8+ hours! You can WATCH at nevernotfunny.com

Parenting is primarily fear that one day when you ask them to add the magic word to a request, instead of saying please they will say an eldritch, arcane word and the seas will be as blood and the sky will tear and the world will be unmade and all will be naught but gnashing of teeth.

The polka-dot Canada band lost me as soon as I saw bare feet. Best music? Worst music? Dunno. Stopped watching as soon as I saw nasty naked piggies.

Afrika Bambaataa, a man widely considered one of the main pioneers of hip-hop, died in Pennsylvania of prostate cancer on Thursday, according to his lawyer. n.pr/4vn2qf2

If there’s anything I am proud of my generation for, it that we have replaced the old-timey, seemingly nonsense call & response phrase “Shave and a haircut, two bits” with “My neck, my back. My pussy, my crack.”

Kanye West, Louis CK, JK Rowling, Chris D’Elia… Everybody can get some. Read all about it!👇🏿 open.substack.com/pub/wkamaube...

New ep of U Talkin U2 2 Me! Adam Scott Aukerman discusses the surprise new drop of the Easter Lily EP! Wherever you get your podcasts (ad-free at @cbbworld.bsky.social )

Not @npr.org boosting a comedy special from pedo! There are so many better — and not gross — comedians out there

🎉 It’s time for a… Game Changer: Home Edition – coming to Kickstarter on May 5th! Three games. One box. Infinite possibilities.

🚨new episode alert!🚨this week we celebrate 300 episodes with Alice In Chains William DuVall and Metal Allegiance's Mark Menghi about their new song Black Horizon, songwriting, the live music experience, AI, and KISS’s Alive!? Watch it on YouTube — 🔗 below #SOLATpod

I wrote about my dog Heidi today. meredithgran.com/dog-of-a-lif...

Dianne Keaton directed a Twin Peaks!?

#dogs #apocalypse

If Umami is the 5th taste, I propose the next 2 be named: Imami & Wemami. I will hear arguments for Aymami next week

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Happy Kweebo. May you hear the Yawp. youtu.be/5ZDsVaPnJ7E

Easter

April 3? Why, that's tomorrow

New Weird Little Guys: The Ugliest Confederate Statue in the World: Jack Kershaw, Pt. 1 🛁 @socialistdogmom.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social linktr.ee/weirdlittleg...

Okay. I know the saying is: “No news is good news,” but this Noem news is my cue to bounce offline for the rest of the day