Hey, free tip for the car manufacturers out there: Why the fuck have none of you figured out that you should make the passenger seat level until someone sits on it? That way our drink holders don’t spill all over the place & our pizzas don’t slide to one side.

I got to be a guest on this very fun podcast where @laurasams.bsky.social and her brother Rob teach kids about animals, play songs, and just generally have a pleasant time. I really enjoyed it, and I talked about a really rare animal I saw one time. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Starting today, Perfect Tides: Station to Station is 20% off during the Women's Day Steam event. This is the first time ever the game is on sale! A great chance to get your copy or grab one for a friend. store.steampowered.com/app/2088810/...

@liveon4legspodcast.bsky.social Stone hat!!

Once again, I'd like to remind people that this is what Josh Barro is raging about: 14-year-old kids playing sports with their friends. www.youtube.com/watch?v=yf9M...

Just like Wolverine, Jackie is the best there is at what she does. And what she does is funny!

e35 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on the darkness' "I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE," a somber, profound exploration of the human condition open.spotify.com/episode/2OfU...

My Latest is a Testament to the Enduring Power of Friendship. T-Shirts available at The Onion Store now. @theonion.com store.theonion.com/products/bff...

Was the X-Men adjacent character Cannonball named after this guy? I wonder if they ever thought about giving him a secondary mutation of putting people to sleep. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samuel_...

dear everyone i know - especially comics that like me and happen to be far more successful - please repost and gush about my new special and album youtu.be/v5kJlI41V2g?...

New episode with the novelist Jonathan Edward Durham about his surprisingly positive and life-changing experience with writing online. And the not surprising experience of it being better than isolating, smoking, drinking, and writing in a tiny apartment. maximumfun.org/episodes/dep...

Think your food needs more texture? Try eating at the beach!

I hope @jamellebouie.net isn’t getting roasted to death on social media for saying on @flophousepodcast.com that Sonic The Hedgehog eats hotdogs

A new episode of Intercepts from this week with lots of people who are not on Bluesky. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

I don’t know if I’ll ever come to terms with the fact that since I don’t subscribe to Apple News+, I’ll never find out what happed to that woman who drank 2.5 liters of water every day

It must have been a real crisis of conviction for racists when Michael Jordan had that mustache. If anyone could have brought it back, it was him. Buuuuuut…

@skepchick.org squeaking in with the 11th hour mention!

EMERGENCY EP OF U TALKIN U2 2 ME!! The Scotts mobilize forces as U2 break a 3 year rut with a brand new EP full of protest music - DAYS OF ASH. They listen to the tunes, share their impressions, but not before some necessary sub-podcasts about film, thread, and even the Boss!

The ultimate grift, is that, sure, American companies had to pay for the higher cost of goods due to tariffs — but then they raised prices to offset that. Now, if they get that money back, that’s pure profit, baby!

NEW EPISODE! Keeping it funny and hip hop once again this week! Chris Rock parody’s the gangsta rap era of the 90’s and honestly, I think he could do something similar today with the rap landscape we live in today! Link - tinyurl.com/yc32rnpc

I just started watching Twin Peaks, so now I can finally get all the memes today!! It just sucks that because I’m watching it, I have to fully support the FBI (& logging industry), because that’s just the way copaganda works 🤷🏽‍♂️

as always, the tuesday phone-friendly version tinyview.com/this-modern-...

I had a dream last night where I saw Brian Austin Green at a restaurant. I mean, c’mon brain! THAT’S the best you can do?

why are they called the US Olympic Men's Ice Hockey Team and not the Mighty Milkshake Ducks

Once again we are asking: Why was Kash Patel paid $25,000 by a company linked to the Russian government? When a payment from a production company for $25,000 showed up on Kash Patel's disclosures during his confirmation hearing, we did some digging. And soon, the story began to unravel.

/5 If you ever doubt human kindness, or mercy, or the redeeming power of love, watch a spouse or child or friend come into the room during a Zoom D&D session and pretend it’s all totally cool and normal even if they’re not into it. It’s very sweet.

New Hood Politics w/ @prophiphop.bsky.social 👊 Tap In: So Be It - The "I'm Going to Punch You" Kid www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...

Available for free *right now*: ACTION REPORTERS #1 by me & @ryandunlavey.bsky.social focusing on media literacy and journalistic ethics, a joint venture with the DOE and the News Literacy Project. Download now: www.weteachnyc.org/resources/re...

When the winter has been mild and not been too cold or snowed at all, but then fucking DUMPS in the middle of February, that should be called The Groundhog’s Revenge

e33 of 60 SONGS THAT EXPLAIN THE '90S: THE 2000S is on bruce springsteen's "THE RISING," a ridiculously heavy song / album that i still get ridiculously emo about open.spotify.com/episode/3VNc...

Fan-tas-ti-coooooo

"the left isn't excited about technology" How many 3D printed whistles have been sent out to ICE watchers

2 episodes into watching Twin Peaks for the first time. Am I supposed to be laughing this much?

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Kids these days talking about “6 7.” Why aren’t we teaching them about 7 6 … … trombones led the big parade! With a hundred and ten cornets close at hand 🎶

Everyone talks about Valentine’s Day being a holiday propped up by the greeting card industry, but not enough is being said about President’s Day being a tool of big furniture!

It's a special day today because Valentine's Day Eve and Friday the 13th only fall on the same day every 1,300 years. Happy Birthday Dracula!

new album new video this month - here’s a clip • Shouldn’t Have A Gun Top 10 reasons I shouldn’t have a gun are all “I’m me” Watch “Alter-Kashian” on YouTube February 25th! Click NOTIFY ME NOW on YouTube to join the premier.

I wonder if @nanglish.bsky.social has any idea why this episode would take place in Philly? #NangGang

Episode 22 of INTERCEPTS is available and has these @bsky.app individuals voice acting their fannies off: @wendymolyneux.bsky.social @mrdavehill.bsky.social @timmywkuk.bsky.social podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

I've been reminded a few times recently of this old shirt, one of the very first Topato shirt designs that is NOT 22 years old, why would it be that old. That's silly talk. Still whips though! topatoco.com/collections/...

One more thought about Bad Bunny. If a performance is in Spanish and you don’t speak Spanish, there are two responses you can have. A. Huh. I wish I spoke Spanish. That’d be cool. Maybe I should learn. B. My lack of knowledge should dictate the decisions of others. A is a more interesting life.

This is some Macbeth shit, here

Otay Mesa "Detention Center" (prison camp) in San Diego, CA: lataco.com/captive-loti...

I think having Trump as President For Life wouldn’t be too bad, because look at him — we’d only have one, two more years from now, tops

When I was 8 or 9 I played Pop Warner. At practice, I was running a lap too slow & the coach sent out one of my teammates to tackle me (I guess because that would magically make me run faster).

Regarding the Discourse, lemme just say that if you can't draw, yes you can. Everyone can draw, and folks will almost certainly respond more positively to your stick figures than some generic "A.i." slop. Also, there are LOADS of resources for free images. Like this! 🧵 www.nga.gov/artworks/fre...

tonight 7pm pacific/10pm eastern

New Cool People Who Did Cool Stuff ✏️ Margaret continues her interview with Black history comic author Ben Passmore about his new book Black Arms to Hold You Up @margaret.bsky.social @benpassmore.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social www.iheart.com/podcast/1119...