I bet the continental breakfast at the Hotel California was like wicked fucked up.

just a reminder of the initial, in the moment, right wing reaction to jan 6 my favorite is greg gutfeld saying republican condemnation of the jan 6 rioters is an example of their moral superiority over the left www.mediamatters.org/media/4018641

My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.

I know airport rage-posting is tedious, but am I crazy in thinking jet blue used to be better than the other basic carriers? This experience has been Spirit-esque.

Two things can be true: 1. This is a criminal and immoral act by the US. 2. That's it. Nothing else matters.

Best thing I’ve read this morning, from a human rights lawyer in Mexico. Translation is in the ALT-text.

@chiosse.bsky.social, you're up.

Any Dem who puts out a statement like this needs to be primaried. Shameful and pathetic. Fuck all the way off and when you’re done, fuck off some more.

Trump promised to bring back American industry but his administration can't even manufacture consent for unconstitutional war.

On top of all this, my flight is delayed.

Just watched an old VHS tape of my first communion and somehow Kevin Hart was in it.

Here it is, the 4th ANNUAL NMFO HOLIDAY LISTACULAR! Just in time for your final days of post-holiday puttering. open.substack.com/pub/newmusic...

Let's make 2026 the year we bring back "Gadzooks!"

Happy New Year to everyone whose heart this fills with joy. (And sure, the rest of you too, I guess.)

Terrible, always a total magnet. His story about getting cast in Goodfellas, basically his first movie, is so charming www.avclub.com/isiah-whitlo...

One of the best to ever do it

There are three teens(?) filming content at the airport gate and they’re so performatively joyful that if I said my true thoughts out loud I’d immediately be considered a flight risk.

painting of ET getting pelted with pinecones i did a few years ago

This is an incredibly illuminating video on what we're up against.

YOU SHALL NOT PASS, FUCKFACE!

Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...

I like my rotisserie chicken how I like my holy infant: tender and mild.

The adult in me says the Broken Earth trilogy, but the 10yo says Elfquest.

Pure holiday magic.

still my favorite christmas post

I’m guilty of many things, but you’ll never catch me replying to stranger’s post with a screenshot of something I previously posted.

Funny how none of these newly-conservative actors and musicians are ever on the rise. I’m sure that must be a coincidence.

The actor Michael Sheen used all his money to start a fake debt collecting business, buy 900 people in Wales's debt, and excused it. If Musk bought ALL $194 billion in medical debt in the U.S. and excused it in the same way, he'd still be the world's riches man by hundreds of billions of dollars.

Mike Lawler is apoplectic!

These Epstein redactions are crazy.

Let this be a reminder, you can’t fake psychopathy. The only goons who thrive under Trump are the ones, like Miller, who come by it naturally.

Not sure about this. It should come out eventually, but you KNOW there’s nothing the media would love more than a “Dems in disarray” narrative to prove their both-sides bonafides. Why give it to them as Trump is flailing?

See the hilarious @christianfinnegan.bsky.social this weekend in DC!

I may not agree with all of his policies, but you have to admit, the man is a statesman.

People are making fun of this photo, but YOU try walking in shoes that are clearly four sizes too big. I know the President makes it look easy, but it takes practice!

I know how goofy it is, but seeing the Knicks hoist a trophy—ANY trophy—is surreal. Thirty-two years of fandom well spent!

HEY WASHINGTON DC, I'm at @dcimprov.bsky.social this Thu-Sat. Five shows! Please come! Or pass this along to someone you think might! www.dcimprov.com/shows/lounge...

Poll: How embarrassed should a person (who is definitely not me) be that 90% of their "reading" is done via audiobook: A) Not at all--it's the same thing! B) Maybe a teensy bit, but hey it's still reading C) Not mad, just disappointed D) FRAUD!

I thought I looked handsome and professional but leave it to the bully @christianfinnegan.bsky.social and see this this weekend in DC dcimprov.com

me when it happens

Don’t let him make it worse

sometimes I think that this is the whole deal right here

Would it be outrageous to say that When Harry Met Sally is one of the five most influential movies of the past 50 years? Not saying 'best' (although it is nearly perfect), but if you're going by number of knock-offs, it's in the conversation with Star Wars and The Matrix.

Dreamt that I spent a full day hanging out with Lenny Kravitz, who listened patiently as I explained which of his albums I like and which ones I don’t.