Christian Finnegan
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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Joe Beda
about 16 hours ago
If a Croque Madame talked to another Croque Madame about anything other than a Croque Monsieur Would they have passed the Béchamel test?
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Standup about current events tends not to age well. That's why I make sure my material is nevergreen.
about 21 hours ago
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The Solid Gold Dancers are on Instagram. Just thought you should know.
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TV’S SOLID GOLD DANCERS on Instagram: "“Dance Is The Purest Expression Of Every Emotion, Earthly & Spiritual …” Set YOUR spirit free, and dance like Paula, @pamrossisolidgold & @debjenssen are here t...
82 likes, 2 comments - thesolidgolddancers on August 31, 2025: "“Dance Is The Purest Expression Of Every Emotion, Earthly & Spiritual …” Set YOUR spirit free, and dance like Paula, @pamrossisolidgold...
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DOCAbrwjchj/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
about 21 hours ago
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Pellechs
6 days ago
This hit me so hard this week.
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Haus of Decline
2 days ago
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Omg. WTF is Happening?
2 days ago
This. All of this.
#Pinks
#ProudBlue
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It's Stevie Wonder's birthday, which means your feed should be filled with the good shit.
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Knocks Me Off My Feet - Stevie Wonder Live At Last HD 1080
YouTube video by John Roy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dv0vQDqUIsY
2 days ago
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Going through old screenshots and came across this Girls5Eva classic.
4 days ago
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Just had my shingles vaccine, thus signaling the transition to my final form. This aching body, merely a chrysalis. Tomorrow I emerge, terrifying and inevitable.
4 days ago
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Tim Onion
5 days ago
This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.
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Pete Dominick
6 days ago
I caught up with the always wonderful
@christianfinnegan.bsky.social
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What all of this “should we start smoking again?” discourse ignores is how bad everyone’s breath was when smoking was rampant. Clothes like ashtrays, mouths like baggies of wet dog shit. Let’s not bring that back.
7 days ago
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If anyone can point me to a Noah Kahan song more interesting than literally anything you’d head at coffee house open mic, I’m all ears.
7 days ago
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I read this and wanted to dunk on it like everyone, but the person he praises for doing things CORRECTLY is Mamdani. Mamdani, who is perhaps the most college-y politician of my lifetime. And I mean that as a compliment!
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9 days ago
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A fantastic interview with
@brianstack153.bsky.social
, who belongs in the late night hall of fame.
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11 days ago
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Justin Sherin
12 days ago
Saying this now, just in case - - New Yorkers hated Giuliani on 9/10, couldn't wait to get rid of him - Giuliani was in the street on 9/11 bc the Command Center at 7WTC was destroyed (he put it there to be near Judi Nathan) - Giuliani killed 343 firemen by forcing cheap radios on them
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Not trying to gatekeep, but those who lived in NYC while Rudy was mayor should get first dibs on grave-pissing.
12 days ago
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Not trying to gatekeep, but those who lived in NYC while Rudy was mayor should get first dibs on grave-pissing.
12 days ago
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I'm sorry, but that constantly-airing PNC Bank ad where the parents sell their kids' "naming rights" at graduation is all wrong, from a comedy writing standpoint.
12 days ago
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Duncan Robinson’s stupid mustache makes him look like a prohibition era gangster, as drawn by Matt Groening.
12 days ago
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“Zomething Different…”
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12 days ago
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7:54am. My 2nd
#greatsaunter
begins. Why am I doing this for a second time? I crave pain and discomfort!
13 days ago
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Thank you, Orlando Magic. Sincerely, The Atlanta Hawks
14 days ago
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Name your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Mr. Show The Wire Deadwood The Sopranos 30 Rock Veep Rome Battlestar Galactica Mad Men Game of Thrones Fargo Better Call Saul American Vandal The Great Party Down
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14 days ago
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Fifth wheel. Always. Three wheels makes a tricycle, which is perfectly useful.
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16 days ago
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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾
16 days ago
Rhythm Aryan Nation over here
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An interesting perspctive
open.substack.com/pub/someofth...
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What It’s Like When AI Takes Your Job (From Someone Who Just Went Through It)
No one wants to think they’re expendable.
https://open.substack.com/pub/someofthecats/p/what-its-like-when-ai-takes-your?r=1bxhgp&utm_medium=ios
16 days ago
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NYC folks: Anyone else doing the Great Saunter this Saturday?
16 days ago
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Just jet-skied the strait of hormuz. It was totally chill. You’re all pussies.
16 days ago
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dio is nice
16 days ago
when you realize this is the average median voter, all the online debates about "why kamala lost" go out the window
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Excited to announce that this 90s nickelodeon ass looking frozen pizza has changed the lazy dinner game.
18 days ago
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Mikell Taylor
19 days ago
This is excellent. “It’s not that the wealthy become evil; it’s that their environment stops teaching them the things that nonwealthy people are forced to learn simply by living in a world that pushes back.”
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Folks, find your way to one of these dates. Programme 4 is a minor miracle.
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20 days ago
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Yeah, but can AI do this?
21 days ago
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
21 days ago
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Hostel Takeover was my favorite reality show on MTV Europe.
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21 days ago
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Acyn
23 days ago
Reporter: What do you make of Republicans saying that Virginia— AOC: Wah wah wah. We have asked Republicans for 10 years to ban partisan gerrymandering. And for 10 years, Republicans have said no. What they’re just mad at is that they have been accustomed to a Democratic Party that rolls over.
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Well looky here...
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23 days ago
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Oh fuck, am I starting to get into Warren Zevon? I guess the jig really is up.
23 days ago
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More actual clips of Prince, fewer “even ten years later I have tears in my eyes I can barely type I’m so overwhelmed with emotion” posts.
24 days ago
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Contentious band meeting: Queen “Name one, Freddie. Name literally one person who’s ever referred to you as ‘Mr. Fahrenheit’.“
25 days ago
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Almost started a political thread. Man, that was close.
25 days ago
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Sorry, I thought this was a picture of me as a doctor.
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about 1 month ago
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It’s not unfunny that Donald Trump, god-king of marketing, seemingly has no grasp of Catholicism’s brand identity.
about 1 month ago
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Bobby Silverman
about 1 month ago
YOU GOT SO OLD
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My guy has a +5 wallet chain.
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about 1 month ago
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Phil McAndrew
about 1 month ago
Here's the thing: Democrats already know who can win. They know which policies are popular with voters and which candidates are vocally in support of those policies. They're going to throw a billion dollars into trying to prevent those candidates from becoming the nominee.
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Tech dummy question: is anyone else having a Bluesky issue where, if you click on an image and then go back to your feed, it re-sets all the way to the top instead of where you left off? Should I reinstall the app?
about 1 month ago
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Shut up and pope!
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about 1 month ago
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Closed for renovations, but still pretty cool in my book.
about 1 month ago
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