That’ll do, sky.

we are one day away from the funniest VAR offsides graphic ever

Is 2026 the most embarrassing year in American history? Not *worst*, in terms of hardship or bloodshed. But if we're talking straight-up Mr. Bean buffoonery? Have we ever shown our national ass this blatantly and this often? Weight in, @kevinmkruse.bsky.social

I really thought winning would allow me to relax. But here I am, on July 2nd, refreshing (and refreshing) my feed to see if the #Knicks have acquired a backup center.

This is an outrage. If stuff is going to crash to the ground, it should be in the audience area, where we know no one will get hurt.

Just rode my bike for 12 blocks and I'm excited to announce that I just set a world record for Sweat Accumulation!

This new YouTube thing where an ad plays and the video you're watching continues to play on mute--is there a point to this, other than to piss everyone off? Is that all tech companies are good for these days?

Trad wives can't stop being a part of the discourse! But  @christianfinnegan.bsky.social asks the very real question: are trad wives even really happening? We talk about this and more with the wonderful  @mohanadelshieky.bsky.social on this week's #FakeTheNation podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/f...

I'm on Obamacare and, despite having had open heart surgery in 2021, I skipped my annual echocardiogram because of the sky high deductible. Push this man down a well.

I know the list is endless but I genuinely think trashing the legitimate congressionally chartered org for celebrating the 250th to instead hijack our national assets and taxpayer funds for his personality cult grifter crap should, in and of itself, be fully sufficient to merit removal from office.

The JFK assassination. The Loch Ness monster. Crop circles. Sting’s ongoing collaboration with Shaggy.

“How much is a magical world worth?” A beautiful thread about Cabo Verde, the Peace Corps, and the World Cup:

my kind of Jubilee, the Japanese national team vs. 100 kids

I sure am glad I know enough about soccer to be destroyed by that. Youch!

Something that ruled: Dweezil Zappa’s theme song for The Ben Stiller Show. youtu.be/6nrktiRJvOE?...

Me to my newly knicks-ified wife, when she asks about the “second apron”.

A loser of galactic proportions.

Apoolcalypse Now

Where am I going to do my reflecting now?

Goth vibes. He turned that poor soldier into a Bram Stoker heroine.

You have to remember that James Dolan is and forever will be a dry drunk. He replaced drugs and alcohol with "saying stupid shit into microphones". He'd had a good few years, but the man is fully off the wagon.

My one issue with Zoran is his weird fingers-only wave. He looks like an old lady cheering on her grandkids at their dance recital.

Me the past 30 years: IF THE KNICKS EVER WIN A CHIP, NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM GOING TO THE PARADE! Me yesterday: Can’t wait for the parade! Almost definitely going! Me last night: Uhhhh… I’ll set my alarm and see how I feel. Me this morning: Bed is nice.

At the Reflecting Pool, and guys, this doesn't look right

My dog at the dog park.

It's truly a remarkable impression www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffOu...

Put another way: bsky.app/profile/koma...

My guy looking like a goofball henchman in Johnny Dangerously

honestly incredible that the sidetalk video not only lived up to expectations but smashed them

At some point you have to admit that this is more fun than a couple hundred people in my dull NYC neighborhood watching a stream of the NBA Finals that someone projected off their laptop onto a wall. This video is the real America. The strangers high-fiving each other is something weaker than that.

Knicks now down seven because Jalen Brunson is ridiculous (and the Spurs can't make an open 3).

Jackson Heights knows ball. #knicksin5

Can't believe I missed that Prince did a killer cover of the Cars' "Let's Go" live a bunch. So fantastic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=1eii...

This piece was seemingly pulled directly from my psyche.

Being CEO of like four companies at the same time sure suggests that being a CEO is easy as hell

Jesus Christ, if that isn't the whole fucking thing.

"Hi, I'm looking for a hybrid pre-roll. What's better, the Brunson Burner or the OG OG?"

James Dolan and Donald Trump are both the ultimate epitome of the modern GOP, which is, above all else, the party of the boss' son.

The moment it happened… (Headphone users beware)

At last, revenge.

It’s an honor to be cucked.

My 53 year old ass just performed an unintentional “death drop” while walking down a gravel hill. Waiting for your call, @dragracelive.bsky.social

please read this top to bottom then quit comedy

Knick fans -- the youngins -- are getting a little too cocky about being up 2-0. I didn’t survive 1993 & 1994 to watch the same shit happen again. 80 hours of humility and we're there! Don't dare the basketball gods to get involved!

Grape stomp lady karaoke

ever since i saw the tweet about jalen brunson looking like elliott smith i cannot unsee it

Locking in.

For New Yorkers, today has been years in the making. Whether you’re a true “lifer“ or you only recently jumped on the bandwagon, I want to wish you and your loved ones a happy Whip Em Out Wednesday.

my man was absolutely locked in at the Nashville trucks race

This makes sense, given that only a casual would post something as lame as "go _______". A true fan would post "I consecrate this dead squirrel in the names of Walter McCarty, Langston Galloway and Mindaugus Kuzminskas".