When me and the boys get together for book club.

“clown event still possible” put that in your pocket, I can already tell you that this is the key phrase of 2026

This wouldn’t have happened if LaGaurdia had simply installed a few more pullup bars.

Just posted NEW MUSIC FOR OLDS #98, you lucky bastards. newmusicforolds.substack.com/p/new-music-...

I’m flying out of LGA on Friday, so I’m thinking maybe I should just get in line now?

Just re-ranked my faves from 1 to 142, and this year the answer appears to be Dear Prudence.

I want to see the email chain that led to FanDuel landing on Blake Griffin and Luis Guzman as a comedy duo.

“Boom goes the dynamite” is clearly iconic, but the other moment that always gets me is the panicked little guttural sound he makes at 0:33.

There are people who will lose their jobs when they say this about Trump when he dies

Show somebody who absolutely rocks a hat and isn't Indiana Jones

You could say that Rock n Roll was born 111 years ago today in Arkansas, but probably not where you'd think. Before there was a Chuck Berry or Little Richard, there was those who wanted to be like her. Rosetta Nubin better known as Sister Rosetta Tharpe, the godmother of Rock was born on this day

Dune it and Dune it and Dune it well

Congrats, guy making low moaning sounds in the JFK Terminal 8 bathroom stall! I’m rarely this creeped out before 9am!

This has always, always been it. Most of these people aren’t defending trump, they’re defending themselves.

Why yes, the home decor is coming along quite nicely, thanks.

Yeeeeahhh it’s been a rough eight years.

OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.

Here's to America one day looking back on these clowns like one of those "This was the 2015 knicks starting lineup" graphics.

If an official commits an impeachable offense and nobody acts to impeach, it is no longer an impeachable offense. People who oppose impeachment as “pointless” because it seems unlikely to result in removal do not understand this very simple point and seem unwilling to even try to understand it.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

WAYNE ain't nothing stays the same MARK-WAYNE and ya the ground runnin'

Markwayne is actually a noble title, and is the Oklahoma equivalent to "Marquis," and may be passed on at the same time your father gives you his car dealership

Excited for her next chapter.

Sorry, getting choked up again.

I just now noticed that “sitar” autocorrected as “star”, which means this high quality dream-joke did not get the praise it so clearly deserves.

Wrote this joke in a dream last night: “Did you hear about the disheveled star player? He’s a real raga muffin.” Yes, I know. I’m a genius.

this is not an amount of money any individual or household should be able to have and we have to abolish both billionaires as a group and the economic system that makes them possible

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

If your only response to 25 years of non-stop wars of aggression, assassinations of heads of state, and massacres of children is repeating the phrase "I have concerns about the paperwork" You manage to look weak to your base AND the opposition at the same time. Nobpdy has a reason to vote for you.

[A Flock of Seagulls, staring intently at their phones]

She’s a serious candidate; at this point I think most people dismissing her seriousness are at least partially motivated by misogyny; and this is a clearer articulation of a progressive foreign policy than I’ve seen anyone else running for office make

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Just counted and, despite having full versus and choruses, “I Wanna Be Adored“ by Stone Roses contains a total of 18 unique words. Please use this information responsibly.

"Friends" is a beloved American sitcom that aired from 1994 to 2004, following six young adults—Rachel, Ross, Monica, Chandler, Joey, and Phoebe—living in New York City. The show explores their friendships, romances, careers, and personal growth over ten seasons.

I guess trump is right that religion is back because I find myself desperately hoping that hell exists.

Drugs fully worn off, Trump currently convalescing in a vat of black goo like Baron Harkonnen.

Huh, so that show Industry is actually good? Every still I see is just attractive young people making "business faces".

Jesus christ, look how giddy he is. At the end he's almost breathless with excitement. What a huge fucking dork.

It's kind of wild how explicit it's gotten: the GOP is the party for people of low moral character. If you're a scumbag, a grifter, an abuser, or a predator, it will welcome you and defend you. Low moral character is not a barrier; it's a desideratum!

Nice to see a dairy product with the courage of its own convictions.

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Hey guy buying a dozen roses and two tall boys at 11:05pm on Valentine’s Day, I don’t think this is going to go great for you.

“Oh awesome, hear come Dexy’s Midnight Runners.” - owner of an overalls store

If you haven't seen this yet, check it out: youtu.be/z_mUo5Zg-GM?...

Watch this.

BOI-OI-OING!!!