Many men feel the stripper really likes them. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something

i’m so happy for him

“You better not be NBA Live ‘97 David Robinson when you get back from that *walk* with your cousins!” {me coming back from the *walk* with my cousins}

Raptors were 2-45 when trailing by 10 or more last season, the worst record in the NBA. They're 5-5 when going down by 10+ this season.

its so crazy that young people became less interested in movies & tv at the same time weird tech guys mostly started deciding what gets made

Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

They think they saw evidence of dark matter for the first time. Science is pretty cool www.nbcnews.com/science/spac...

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

Fuck Chase Utley

Starting your holiday shopping? Check this thread for independent artists to get amazing things from! Let's support each other, not billionaires!

This platform is full of nerds with a conscience: we recognize ecocide-plagiarism-psychosis machines for the radioactive snake oil they are.

Zach Harper and me both on the side of the angels

what

Best moment of my youth

Campbell's soup VP caught on tape trashing his own brand. Oof. www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2...

the "virgin megastore" was a great third place. you could take dates there and shoplift together as a romantic activity. richard branson has so much money and nobody who works there gave a shit, you could just walk out with stuff

You shouldn't be allowed to be the Health Secretary if everything about you is really fucking gross.

Anyway time to post this again. AI is a tool of fascism.

Midway. Stalingrad. Jimmy Kimmel. History's greatest turning points

BREAKING: The case against Letitia James has ALSO been dismissed without prejudice.

I'm middle-aged and still can't pass an open doorway without posting it up, pretending it fouled me and going for the and-1

When a recipe claims to be a “southern” pie but it calls for whipped cream on top instead of baked meringue

They line up perfectly.

A mother and her 15 year old autistic son are reunited after nearly 50 days apart. Emmanuel Garcia went missing, and rather than check missing person’s reports, Houston PD called ICE. ICE sent him to the Office of Refugee Resettlement and his mom has been fighting to get him back ever since.

In which I touch on vibes, what move gets the Knicks to OKC's level, why DET doesn't concern me & more www.postingandtoasting.com/knicks-featu...

J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.

In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.

Desmond Bane just *looks* like 1993 iykyk

i don't actually know what a "catch-and-kill" op is? does? help?

I think this is my favorite tweet

Bournemouth facing the rare EPL doubleheader this a.m.

If there's another election in '28 and a non-racist becomes president, all these sports leagues will just as quickly reverse course on increasing bigotry, right? Right? www.espn.com/soccer/story...

Almost a year now since I received this absolutely classic burn from the Canadian government.

you do have to do it in a couple of places but this tutorial makes it easy to go uncheck the boxes that otherwise lets Google's AI read all your shit. or move everything over to protonmail but moving everything over is a giant thing I know.

Randle the rare type who has that Willis Reed f***-up-the-whole-other-team vibe. Dillon Brooks wants nothing to do with that

MPJ praising the Nets for beating the Tatum-less, KP-less, Horford-and-Kornet-less Celtics, or as he labeled them, "these guys were the champions" . . . the elite sophisms just never end with him. What LeBron is to production, MPJ is to self-delusion. Just an astonishing volume, day after day.

if you watched the al harrington knicks years & miss that *rush*, MPJ leading these nets late in games is a pretty close approximation

We all love Remembering Guys, but mostly it's just that Cleanthony played so much international ball that it was a good hook for a category about basketball terms in foreign languages.

This pedestrian bridge between a parking garage and a Home2 Suites by Hilton does *not* need to go this hard.

I liked this

somewhat clear to me that he only sucked up to Mamdani because his popularity is in the absolute gutter, whereas Mamdani’s is high and continuing to climb. would have been a huge blow to what little popularity he has left to be outwardly hostile. still, it’s funny.

$3.8M CF = Pete Alonso will be back!

trump (after zohran mamdani charms him for 5 minutes): “we’re looking very strongly at implementing socialism, many people are saying it. they love redistribution of wealth and you’re hearing it more and more. there’s a term, they call it, a centrally planned economy. it’s an old fashioned term”

its the BIG DAY (october 31st) aaaaand CBA negotiations are *so* not resolved. here's my latest is about why i think the nba is holding things up by having a meltdown right now - and how disadvantages for wnba players are baked into the league's history.

In 2018, I followed girls’ baseball teams from Boston and D.C. to Baseball For All Nationals in Rockford, IL. Several of those girls were drafted into the WPBL last night. The story is no longer online but you can read it in full below: