Happy Gary Retrograde everyone! The next two weeks are the only two weeks out of the year when Gary Numan is older than Gary Oldman

In accepting his WGA award, Stephen Colbert named and said something funny about each of his 20 writers so they’d be hired when his show ends 🥹 @wgaeast.bsky.social #WGAAwards

Iranian journalist reports in front of the flames of a burning Oil depot.

Bluesky suspended me for asking the senior NY state senator to cease respirating, so I want to be very clear: I do not wish a violent death upon Lindsey Graham, never have and never will. I am simply extremely pro-natural causes

Starting a restaurant called “Two Dollar Coffee Three Fifty Beer Five Dollar Sandwich” and having a line of guys over 40 out the door from morning to night.

Darell Hernaiz walks it off for Puerto Rico!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What the fuck does he even mean

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there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

These would be perfectly terrible conditions under which to start a data center building spree.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

when team Venezuela is winning

"This scandal will go nowhere." "Why?" "Because we've got money!" Never changes, does it? Frank Morgan usually played a good guy (if often a befuddled good guy), so it's refreshing to see him as corrupt and sinister in Billion Dollar Scandal (1933)

why did i instantly think of

> @fritschner.bsky.social

The U.S. is a bigger version of Man United & DOGE is our James Ratcliffe

Every month the United States provides even more reason to boycott its products and companies — the strikes on Iran being just the latest. In light of that, it’s a great time to ditch the products and services of US tech companies. I made a comprehensive guide to help you.

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

Horrifying photo of people stuck next to Quentin Tarantino

Not hearing Mike Breen call Knick games on MSG cuz he's always doing national games, then the Knicks play a big national game and still no Breen

Congrats to @ncaaup.bsky.social & all who fought against this surveillance policy that would've allowed admin to hijack microphones in the classroom for secret recordings. This move would've chilled classroom discussion & suppressed students' willingness to ask questions & take intellectual risks.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

Last night I dreamed I asked Pep what he *really* thought about Reinders & he was sincerely supportive, and now Reinders just checked in and I'm all nervous for him to prove dream-Pep right

The “Israel War Room” posts this clip of a worldwide children’s advocate and a mayor fighting for free childcare right after bombing a girls’ school and killing at least 85 students

“The forces we are up against have made peace with mass death. They are treasonous to this world and its human and non-human inhabitants.”

Rest in power, Nurul Amin Shah Alam. After a year in custody, Border Patrol released a 56-year-old Rohingya refugee who was legally blind and didn't speak English at a donut shop. On February 25, he was found dead. He had a right for care, dignity, and safety. We demand answers and accountability.

increasingly none of us has enough money to have any impact on power and it is demoralizing but it just means new tactics

The social contract no longer exists. We do not owe civility to these monsters.

Is Gianni Infantino an Iranian schoolgirl today?

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Is Detroit is the only city you can pronounce emphasizing either syllable and it works?

Radiohead is demanding that the Trump administration take down a pro-ICE promotional video featuring a version of its song “Let Down” without permission. Full statement from the band:

Can’t stop laughing at Jacob being mad enough to go look up this stat

So the women’s hockey team got fresh pasta at a swanky restaurant in Milan with Stanley Tucci and the men’s team got cold McDonalds in a room blaring Toby Keith where the President didn’t even eat with them. Y’all idk if you’ve noticed but the patriarchy sucks FOR YOU.

Away from microphones and cameras, the players, coaches and executives in the league believe that the recent ire over tanking is completely tied to gambling. It’s hard to argue against that:

Here is my opening statement to the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee today.

Adorable. 😍

It ALWAYS made sense for the government to help you prepare your tax return for free. For two years, Direct File did just that. Then Trump killed it. But! 160 lawmakers are working to bring it back:

No but this is entirely correct

You're missing TikTok, Twitter, two major movie studios, and HBO, among others

it's 2016: north carolina introduces a bill to ban trans people from using bathrooms safely. there's a national outcry; companies withdraw business up to and including the NCAA cancelling a publicized game. the bill fails. it's 2026: kansas passes a law nullifying trans people's licenses. crickets.

I'm just so sad

I live in Minnesota and I want the federal government to stop trying to kill us. And hurt us. I want them to stop attacking us. It sucks. We’re just trying to live our lives and take care of each other and we don’t deserve all this. I kid around sometimes here but I’m not kidding now.

Spoiler: some other Tony Bennett

A budget larger than most nations' militaries & can't handle some snowballs

Horses don't have to buy their own food, asshole!!

trump is calling for banning congressional stock trading, but he leaves out the key detail: the reason there's a standstill right now is democrats want it to apply to trump and the white house, but trump issued a veto threat over that.