Men are dumb

90s scientists: “We cloned a sheep! We landed a robot on mars!” Scientists today: “Please stop drinking bleach and urine smoothies.”

Evergreen truth

14-year old girl arrested for speaking out against Data Centers in her community

A remarkable consistency of Ronaldo's over his career is when the other team scores you can never tell if he's pissed the other team scored or pissed anyone anywhere besides him did

every job i see these days is like: LEAD CONTENT ANALYST, Puppy Killing Factory (remote). $350,000 - $500,000. You will edit our internal newsletter (circulation 500). Associate Editor, Nonprofits, Global Good Magazine (in office, NYC). $27,000 - $28,000. Lead ALL of our fundraising efforts!

When great-grandpa meets his great-grandson.

HR 822 requires trusted adults (school employees, counselors, coaches as well as doctors & other health workers) to monitor children for signs of gender stereotype non-conformance and report them. Non-compliance results in steep fines and criminal punishment. This goes into effect in Idaho today.

Imagine being a professional basketball team in NYC in 2026 & not winning a trophy

first they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win

This is a pretty clear cut principle:

It's coming home...to the Congo.

Let me do a thread of queer books - one a day for Pride Month. 1. Stray City - Chelsea Johnson. An anti-romantic comedy about lesbian in the 90s Portland underground who accidentally gets pregnant, has the baby, and deals the *heightened* reactions from her found family. Heartwarming drama ensues.

Dean Wade, for me, siempre

Marcus Smart in the Rockets ketchup and mustard colors is far more palatable than purple and yellow. I never really got used to that.

This is what a human mouthpiece sounds like

So clearly the Aspiration investigation didn't find enough to lead Kawhi to a suspension. Which you figure they coulda announced already. Ya know, since all this stuff is on the . . . level

In a morally correct universe, LeBron signs with Minnesota

So, in Alberta, you have to show a confirmation of female sex in order to register your daughter for youth sports. Nothing required for boys. It has been associated with a decrease in registration for girls participating in sports. No change in boys. edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...

Because humans get tired

Roberts: it’s inconvenient to insulate these agencies from the whims of Mein Fuhrer - except for the Fed, which protects Mein Money.

A Japanese fan broke down crying after his country's elimination, but a group of Brazilians fans went to console him and Mexican fans made him soar. You gotta love the World Cup! ❤️🌎⚽️ Video: RÉCORD

4,000 pounds of people = tons of people

Hey folks, if you are in NYC, a film I scored, “For the Love of a Woman”, is playing at the Quad Cinema for the next couple of weeks

Had a student once whose family somehow had an in with Dr. Oz. It was such a big deal to her I didn't say anything negative, but even then, 10 years ago, I thought "Isn't he a dick?" Reader, he's such a dick

For the entirety of his nearly 30 years owning the Knicks, James Dolan has enjoyed a property-tax exemption for MSG that was created in 1982, when there was fear the Knicks would leave NYC. That's saved Dolan literally hundreds of millions of dollars. Get your ass into the 2nd apron and be grateful

A 30-year-old Felipe Lopez St. John's jersey

I visited his brother's house once, out in the Arizona desert. Real middle of nowhere scene

Stealing from Reddit: “Imagine trading for Grayson Allen and getting a culture upgrade”

My old-ass rotator cuff is screaming

Nazis against being called Nazis double down on acting like Nazis

Compare & Contrast with “The Great America State Fair” this weekend

The LA Lakers are signing the villain from "The Craft"

I don't want to hear another word about how much white European visitors are enjoying ranch dressing while team officials, Africa's top referee, and now one of the world's most celebrated fans are turned away from the World Cup. The USA is an utterly unfit host — it's as simple as that

Such an amazing concert… and it was FREE. ❤️ U Montréal

The White Sox load the bases in the bottom of the ninth as Nick Loftin is drilled in the balls by his own teammate #WhiteSox #Royals

His toenail was offside, he came off the base for a split-second, he lightly grazed the ball that was being knocked out of his hands, he bobbled the catch the tiniest bit, etc. These are not things sane people worry about. Free us. Abolish replay review.

Tens of thousands celebrated Budapest Pride, the first since Viktor Orbán’s ousting.

This was already happening in the Hamptons 15 years ago when I lived there

Writing is the product of an asshole in a room, thinking. That's the entire task. Sacred and profound and boring and indulgent. I don't know why you would even bother with it, if you don't understand that.

Roger Clemens -Did steroids -Threw a broken bat at Mike Piazza during a game -Groomed a child for a relationship. She died by suicide - can go to hell, I will not be watching

New York City residents are celebrating the reopening of public pools — including Mayor Zohran Mamdani, who jumped into the water while wearing a suit at an East Harlem pool on Saturday. Outdoor public pools will be open from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m. every day through Sept. 13.

You're only a "real voter" if you do it right

Hope my ex sees this