Playoff hockey overtime is exciting because the game can end at any second from the least likely shot imaginable and there’s no do-over. That’s also why everyone in Montreal and Buffalo is currently dead.

The Hockey Gords balance it out with a whistle on a loose puck negating what should have been a goal. 2-2 on merit now.

That should’ve been goalie interference. But also, Montreal has been in a shell for an awful long time but for one offensive zone shift. That’ll get you burned.

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

If you are in line to steal FIFA funds, STAY IN LINE

“We are perhaps the first generation to possess uninterrupted access to each other while simultaneously becoming emotionally inaccessible. We maintain ambient awareness of one another’s existence without participating meaningfully in each other’s lives.“ This is a really good piece.

Hoffman.

Wow. 2026 second-rounder and a $100K fine to Torts

George Bluth meme: We live in the dumbest fucking dystopia.

Controversial take: This is a good trade for both sides. Boston gets younger, lower salary commitments, an ability to build going forward. Pittsburgh gets a vet for win-now mode who’s also good in the room. I think both fanbases should be pleased. Solid zoo trade.

need the MLB trade graphic we would get if this was sports. photoshop frankie into a red sox jersey. attribute it to shams for some reason. i didn't know you could trade zoo animals

So did the Oilers decide to actually fire Knoblauch tonight like Spector reported or are they just going to wait this one out for a bit?

😂😂

Fuck it. Blue Jays winning the World Series!

Starting to think this ain’t the Blue Jays year

It represents A Nu Start

“Which is why I propose to make up this gap by greatly increasing the number of Americans we treat like babies!” (Jingles keys) (Crowd cheers)

We lost Douglas Adams 25 years ago today. This has made a lot of people very sad and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

We started by investigating why Claude chose to create the Torment Nexus. We believe the original source of the behaviour was Internet text from the book “Don’t Create The Torment Nexus” and blog posts concerned that AI might create a Torment Nexus.

After another sweep the Canes have the classic minor hockey problem where they’ll now need to scramble to schedule exhibition games against teams from other regions until their league starts back up again.

MOTHER'S DAY CARD: to my protector, my champion, my best friend, I love you unreservedly FATHER'S DAY CARD: hey old man!! Have a fuckin' beer you old fat bozo ahhhHHh I'm just messin' with ya

Men should get more hobbies! (Men develop the dumbest hobbies imaginable which are also dangerous.) Okay, I take it back. Men should just stick to watching sports in a pub. We are not to be trusted developing novel hobbies.

I am going to become the joker

Death, taxes, and Alphonso Davies getting injured.

In a world where so often people are Assholes for Bad, it’s good to see an example of the lost art of being an Asshole for Good. “Are we kinda being pricks?” “I just want to make sure we’re voting on nothing substantive.”

Thinking of the man who is physically able to get a point off Serena Williams but not physically able to win a fight with Trump.

Did the Leafs deserve to win the draft lottery? No. Did the Canucks deserve to drop down? Yes. Why? Because all sports fans deserve misery. The more hardcore, the greater the misery. That is the essence of sports. I think it’s beautiful. Happiness should only exist for the casual fan.

All those people criticizing Chayka and he comes out and gets the first overall pick. Bet they’re feeling real silly now!

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For the record, at least on my computer in Canada, this file does not exist. Or at least I can’t find it.

we're developing the world's first Small Language Model, a new type of AI that does not create elaborate lies because it is not allowed to know enough words

I feel like the Oilers’ players ‘and’ me are happy this season is over.

Welp.

Pretty sure that call was a make-up for the one they missed on the forecheck that led to the goal. Oilers got away with one then because they were already down 2-0. But when they scored on the ensuing play, refs had to make it up.

The Oilers are probably (probably!) going to pull off the win here but they still can’t play a full 60 minutes. They’ve mostly stopped getting chances since late in the first and especially since that 4th goal. Probably good enough tonight.

Good first period from the Oilers but we’ve seen that before. Wake me when they put together a full 60.

You know what, just sit Draisaitl too. Let them both rest. If the team manages to win the next three (they won’t) maybe they’ll be healthy enough to compete in round 2. If not, everyone will be rested for next year. They would’ve pulled a Panthers this year if the Pacific wasn’t so bad.

Utaaaaahhhhhj

I wish I knew anything as well as this account knows art.

Oilers lose in the finals Oilers lose in the finals Blue Jays lose in the finals Canada loses in the finals Honestly, a clear first round loss would be a welcome emotional relief. I could move on with my life. Enjoy summer, if it ever comes to Saskatchewan this year.

This team almost didn’t make the playoffs in a terrible Pacific Division. Let’s just end this at 5 games and have a nice long summer’s nap.

Oilers trying to play out the string to end this game.

Didn’t know Bouchard was allowed to score goals this series. Interesting development if true.

I get this line of thinking. I’m not sure what plagues McDavid. Draisaitl clearly isn’t 100%. Everyone is tired. The goaltending is meh. Regardless of the outcome of this game they need to be a lot better if they want to have a shot.

The game isn’t over and neither is the series, but this version of the Oilers have almost no chance of making it past the second round even if they do squeak past the Ducks. Not without some more heroics from their big guns. Kapanen and Dickinson.

My kids every night when I try to send them to bed

Throwing alley-oops to your own flesh-and-blood son in the NBA playoffs is what you do when you've already 100%ed the game and now you're just looking for side quests

When you’re pace to let up 6 goals in the game despite your goalie saving more shots than expected.

That was a pretty atrocious period. Oilers frankly lucky to have even 1.