Canada’s World Cup Group schedule is set. June 12: vs. 🇧🇦Bosnia and Herzegovina (Toronto) June 18: vs. 🇶🇦Qatar (Vancouver) June 24: vs 🇨🇭Switzleand (Vancouver) The Group B winner will stay in Vancouver for the Round of 32 — and should they senate further, Round of 16. #CanMNT

Soccer heartbreaks are the most uniquely devastating. But because of that, the elation is so uniquely breathtaking.

Bryan Cristante was eligible to represent Canada through his dad. He chose to represent Italy and missed his penalty that ended the Azzurri’s 2026 World Cup journey. If he had chosen the #CanMNT, he’d likely be going to his second World Cup.

The Smell of Death, by Edvard Munch, 1895

No joke, I checked the calendar to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.

You know what, just miss the playoffs and put me out of my misery.

Watching the Oilers has always been chaos but this version of the team may be one of the more chaotic.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I’m not optimistic about a Connor Murphy - Darnell Nurse pairing. Historically I’d suggest you need to pair Nurse with a better puck mover or they end up getting hemmed in.

Jack Roslovic does not want Leon Draisaitl to be angry at him.

What we’ve learned from the last couple years is the way to get McDavid a Stanley Cup is to shrink the NHL to 4 teams.

I need another beer

Watching the game on the big screen in Jamaica!

I say we go further. Collapse the league to 16 teams. Have a second 16 team league that can be relegated to / promoted from. Rebuild all the arenas to sit 50,000 people. Play once a week instead of 3 times a week. Simple changes.

I saw someone say Canada was starting the worst goalie in the NHL and i thought "surely they're just being dramatic, people say best/worst all the time & don't mean it litearlly" but no he is in fact ranked 91st of 91 goalies who have played in the NHL this season per hockey analytics site MoneyPuck

Both these teams should be penalized for having colour schemes that are too similar for a small screen.

Tariffs go down and we immediately take over the only good American social media site. Going to need to put in some protection from us foreigners.

Who ever said Mitch Marner couldn’t come through in big games?

Sucks to give up a late goal but based on overall quality of chances, they seem lucky to get out of that period with a tie.

🎓⚕️🧪🔬📰 The way we do science today is very vulnerable to clickbait and sensationalist headlines Remember the microplastics in your brain, in male testes and in your bloodstream? It didn't make sense with what we knew, but it made great entertainment. #BadScience www.theguardian.com/environment/...

I’m not joking when I say that even if there was no pedophilia or sexual exploitation, I could never hang out with Epstein purely on account of his email writing. I don’t care if you have an island my dude. You’re a clown in fucking Gmail!

If nothing else, all these people should be prosecuted for their crimes against spelling.

You know what… guess they were just playing on hard mode

3 goals on 5 shots is not… excellent.

2 goals on 2 shots is not… ideal.

It’s not going to be easy. In fact, it is going to take a lot of incredibly hard work, courage, and sacrifice. But, my American friends, I do not regret to inform you that the Doomers and the MAGA Losers are wrong. You’re going to win.

Also, probably not your best defensive game when your goalie lets up 4 goals and still saves more than a goal over expected.

5 goals by defencemen including a hat trick by Ekholm. As you’d expect.

The NHL, of course, would probably have to reign in its members who are currently working a side job as ICE agents before they can put out a statement.

He’s no Sam Gagner but he’s got some positives, that Old Man

The Chaos Oilers! The ChaOilers!

This is going around Twitter, starting to see it here: It's nonsense. If you click through those links, there is no evidence that this image was posted before today. They are Reddit/Twitter conversations that started days ago which continued today with news of the shooting.

The US is in full Mad King mode. Though pretty much proves Carney’s speech as it relates to sovereignty vs subjugation. Canada will have to decide if we’re a sovereign state or a vassal state. And the US will have to decide if we can continue as anything but a vassal.

Should’ve started Ingram.

It’s striking to me how much this speech has broken through to normies. I’m hearing about it from the very not-online, non-political people in my life.

In a speech to the World Economic Forum, Mark Carney says middle powers such as Canada must accept that the rules-based international order is effectively dead, and great power rivalry with is here to stay. Key excerpt:

Feel like this is going to be a six-part Netflix limited series some time next year.

I would say that the NHL-Sky doesn’t have as much juice as NHL-Twitter did. But it is like 10 times less annoying. My conversations on here, especially with fans of other teams, are almost as normal as real life conversations.

% of starts for EDM this season that are Reasonable or better by the below criteria: Skinner - 23 starts, 57% (13) Reasonable or better Pickard - 13 starts, 38% (5) Reasonable Ingram - 9 starts, 89% (8) Reasonable Jarry - 5 starts, 60% (3) Reasonable

In 2023, Canada and Denmark formally recognized split ownership of the tiny uninhabited arctic island Hans Island, forming a new land border. And I ask you this: what was the point of all that if Canadians can't start confusing everyone by saying stuff like "our neighbours, the Danish"

Ingram gets his shutout. Great game for him. Goalies are voodoo and I’m hardwired to never trust them. But what a great comeback story for him. You couldn’t ask for much more than what he’s delivered so far.

Didn’t have another miracle left in him. Takes awhile to regain spent manna, we all know this.

Seems unfair to have the Pope tilting the scales. But, tbh, if I was Pope, I’d probably use some of my miracles on this shit too.

Felt that goal coming. McDavid I don’t think even got an assist but he basically insisted there be a goal that shift.

He’s also an assist and a clever backcheck away from a Nugent-Hopkin hat trick.

It is with great pleasure I say: Nuuuuuuuuuge

Nuge forever.

A joke for the history buffs: Germany’s satirical newspaper @der-postillon.com titles: “Vienna Academy of the Arts offers Trump admission as a student — They don’t want to get blamed again“