Alice “Big Al” Moran
@alicemoran.bsky.social
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actor/writer/purveyor of terrible hockey takes
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Sometimes, I think about how I wrote dumb, horny jokes on the internet—along with others—and together, we built a platform that got sold to a billionaire, who used it to spread disinformation and usher in an era of modern fascism. So, I guess what I’m saying is: sorry for being so dumb and horny.
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Maybe This Time
YouTube video by Liza Minnelli - Topic
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1 day ago
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Why are all the guys who hate "woke culture" less masc than than I am? Why are you trying to make the world less kind to you, fancy lil petunia? You want to wear your sparkly white top and I support that - why don't you believe in your own right to attempt to serve cunt?
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4 days ago
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It has truly changed my life to have started writing "Hey sorry. I'm a little dumb. Can you explain this to me?" in my emails.
4 days ago
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Good.
4 days ago
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Now you all know what it’s like to cheer for the Edmonton Oilers.
7 days ago
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7 days ago
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I accept full responsibility for the outcome of this game.
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7 days ago
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Formal petition to rebrand “eating pussy” as a “hydration break”
7 days ago
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Mexico are about to learn what it’s like to be a girl at a bar with a guy who’s “just squeezing by”.
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7 days ago
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Did you all just see the guy throw the kangaroo?!?
8 days ago
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My whole morning has been derailed by remembering 2006 World Cup memes posted to YTMND.
8 days ago
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The energy of everyone who says “sportsball”:
10 days ago
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Deadass this is what Duolingo gave me this morning. This is cyberbullying.
11 days ago
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Anyway I've never said I disliked like shootouts ever. No sir. Not me.
11 days ago
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I’m gonna be so fucking drunk when we lose the next game.
13 days ago
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WE ARE SO BACK
13 days ago
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13 days ago
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My overarching goal this year was to become the me-ist me and so far that's mostly just entailed reading a bunch of manga and researching the best way to start learning to use a sword.
21 days ago
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Autocorrect turned "Patio bev?" into "Patio Bev", unintentionally helping me come up with a new character.
about 1 month ago
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THE DRESS CAME OUT SO GOOD.
2 months ago
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This is actually just specifically in reference to sports, because for reasons I think I'm going to be able to talk about soon, my life might be about to get really cool. I'm Wartortle and I've been grinding away at level 31 for a hot minute. I need like 3xp to do the thing.
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2 months ago
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Anyway I’m dead inside and I feel nothing.
2 months ago
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Dread
3 months ago
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reposted by
Alice “Big Al” Moran
Oilers hockey:
3 months ago
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First they jobbed the Habs And I did not speak out Because I was not a Habs fan
3 months ago
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Thanks I hate it.
3 months ago
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Oilers hockey:
3 months ago
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ILY RNH.
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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THAT'S THE BIG MAN.
3 months ago
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NUGE GETS A SWITCH 2.
3 months ago
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That period sucked eggs. Gonna switch up the vibe. Everyone look at the embroidery I did on this dress I’m wearing to the Writer’s Guild Awards:
3 months ago
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3 months ago
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Boo all you want, it's still a goal.
3 months ago
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Idea: doing some stuff during the power play.
3 months ago
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This is true Oilers hockey.
3 months ago
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UPLOAD THIS PERIOD TO PORNHUB.
3 months ago
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DICKINSON:
3 months ago
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DUCKS AREN'T ALLOWED TO TOUCH OUR GOALIES.
3 months ago
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I am once again praying to the old gods this playoff season.
3 months ago
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Crashing out because I understand all the Yu-Gi-Oh! references being made in the group chat. I'm better than this.
3 months ago
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reposted by
Alice “Big Al” Moran
Anthony
3 months ago
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THE UNDEFEATED TORONTO BLUE JAYS
3 months ago
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THE TORONTO BLUE JAYS
4 months ago
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Beware the Ides of March.
4 months ago
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Listen to this song and tell me it's not an anthem for size queens.
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4 months ago
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As I get older, it's clear to me that The Log Driver's Waltz is not a chaste folk song, but rather a song about a well-to-do lady getting absolutely RAILED by a blue-collar transient.
4 months ago
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Going to the gym all the time sucks. The cinnamon is on a high shelf and I try and reach it, I'll die.
4 months ago
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reposted by
Alice “Big Al” Moran
bryson
4 months ago
holy shit
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It's just dawned on me that I have the personality of an overconfident 12-year-old boy.
4 months ago
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