From back in 2020: After Artemisia Gentileschi, Judith Beheading Holofernes, 1611-12, AKA home on Easter with two bored kids and a box of Peeps

I know this and you know this and we all know this but sometimes you gotta say the obvious thing out loud (so to speak) just so you don’t feel alone or crazy: our president is a deeply unwell and utterly vile man who shouldn’t be in charge of driving a golf cart much less the free world.

The President of the U.S. The man with the nuclear codes. And people are just going to pretend this is ok. In a functioning society, he would be removed from office within hours by his own party.

Has anyone studied the psychic toll of years spent waking up to the unhinged rantings of a vicious madman who could kill us all — and then going about one’s day per usual?

Twice. You voted for him twice. Unbe-fucking-lievable.

NYTimes: "using unpolished language, Trump promised to escalate the war against Iran on Sunday morning. Some claim his reference to Islam was unnecessary"

This is an actual post. This is not funny. This is beyond desperate. This is a deeply unwell man who doesn’t belong anywhere near the levers of power. Every member of his cabinet and Congress is complicit in not demanding his removal now.

Please stop telling us not to amplify him. Dude is crashing the fuck out on Easter Sunday. We’re gonna talk about it.

It's real. How the fuck is it real?

Hooooo buddy where do we even start with this

what do we want? OBJECT PERMANENCE when do we want it? WHEN DO WE WANT WHAT

Nobody alive today has ever bought a hammer. You just Have One.

If you see this post a picture from your device with no explanation

I’m Doing My Part dot gif

Can confirm. I have teleported to a Waffle House. 😅 "How did I get here? Who ordered this All-Star Special?"

“ @cheriepriest.com gives her dog Pop Tart crusts, dad, just saying”

If you’re going to rage-tweet a war, at least learn the difference between “reign” and “rain.” 🤡

Apparently I bumped up against something glittery in Sephora tonight ✨🤪✨

The internet wasn't a mistake. It saved lives. It's allowed community. It's one of the best advancements in modern history for information. The mistake was normalizing rampant cruelty and dunk culture and protecting predators and harassers over victims.

Describe your bluesky account in a single image.

SCREAMING THIS FROM THE FUCKING ROOFTOPS

why don’t u just tell him susie

When your aunt puts the good starburst jelly beans in the egg instead of store generics

*thinking of starting an Bluesky pile-on* - TLJ was the best Star Wars film, TRoS was the worst, I will hear no arguments to the contrary - The prequels have inspired some amazing memes but they're still pretty unwatchable, I'm sorry - I still want an Ewok - BEN SOLO LIVES

a normal adult man would be embarrassed by his mom making an entire career out of defending him

Finley and I heard that many humans celebrate today by having fish so we did our part by participating in sushi Friday! 🍣 We were good boys (besides the drooling) and there was no sneakery or thefts. #DogsOfBluesky

1) Falls Church, VA is a city NEAR DC, not IN DC, because DC is not a state 2) You posted this picture sideways dipshit 3) I haven’t forgotten that weird antisemitic post from a few weeks ago 4) I thought I had this account blocked?!? Stupid Meta keeps overriding my unfollows & blocks.

lol, lmao, lol and lmao

If you're interested in more on the business model that took over TV as streaming ascended, I talked to Parks & Rec/Good Place creator Mike Schur about this model, a "bait & switch" & how all this affected the medium/writing for TV (from 2020 but still relevant): www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/20...

I call this combination of sunset colors “Blue raspberry cotton candy”. It’s absolutely stunning.

“It’s Friday again?! How about some funny sunny walkies to celebrate!” 🧵

reading this added 5 years to my life

“Let’s sit outside, it’s such a nice day!” “Is it a nice day? IS IT REALLY” 🫩🤧🫩

#SurchargeSummer 💰 @denverpost.com #$UAL www.bostonherald.com/2026/04/03/u...

I have a theory that it's less to do with the platform and more to do with the firehose and inundation of bad news every time you log onto the internet. I'm terminally online here. I legitimately cannot look at my timeline right now because the news is so bad. That is not exclusive to Bluesky.

whoever thought to add those top/bottom and side tags to bedsheets: you're a good person

(mood)

you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides the nytimes:

you were never going to get an anti-war president from a chauvinistic, jingoistic political party full of people who fantasize about being in a holy war. and yet, despite the US Army raising the enlistment age to 42, not a single one of these pro-war podcasters and pundits have signed up to fight.

Why does The X-Files look so much better than other shows that aired at the time, particularly on streaming? Short answer: the show was shot on 35mm film, used practical effects, and got great digital remastering treatment for DVD. www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...

teleporting is real if you consider drunk driving a form of teleporting

"You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?" "Yes, it's a regional dialect." "Uh-huh. What region?" "Uh, upstate New York." "Really? Well, I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'." "Oh, not in Utica, no, it's an Albany expression." "I see."

What are you talking about? There's nothing wrong with AI fact-checking!

what’s the matter, you’ve barely touched your easter potato

Folks, I give you the New York Times

this is like 70% of complaints about bluesky including from people who exclusively post on bluesky

There’s a media guy doing the whole Bluesky is awful thing because he blamed libs for the rightwing hating immigrants and we got mad but I saw a previous story he had pinned about AI being great so I think his job is just antagonizing us and then pretending to be offended when we get mad

The cost of popular chocolate treats has far outpaced inflation. Here’s by how much.

So helpful that he put himself on tape saying we need to lose daycare and health care to buy more bombs.