I fuck on the first date.

I do not want to be in a timeline where I'm defending Jimmy Kimmel and sharing opinions with Ted Cruz and Tucker Carlson. GET ME OFF THIS RIDE.

starting the rumor that ABC pulled Kimmel to sabotage Abbott Elementary's premiere and give them an excuse to cancel it when the boycott drops the ratings.

Autism is more closely linked to the age of the father but I’m sure no one is going to do anything about these old Viagra dads & their rusty, crusty sperm

“Cupcake criminal” is insane lmfaooo

My Am I the Drama vinyl shipped out on Friday and arrived today. Cardi was not playing lol

😭😭😭 EXCUSE ME

Crissles has always had nastiness about her. She'll say some off the wall things and then reverse over it trying to retroactively e justify it. And then they have all the smoke for people they don't like but when their faves do the same things it's crickets.

I stopped listening to The Read YEARS ago. I actually thought they stopped recording

So regularly destroyed is trans stuff that it's an obscure fact that 2 words beginning with trans (transfeminate and transection) were in English dictionaries to describe someone who 'changed sex' from the mid 1600s until well into the 20th century.

Fuck Triple H but the one I remember the most is The Rock vs Triple H ladder match '98. Everyone looked so fucking good. Chyna in that lime green matching set? Omfg

"I’m free today because of this advocacy,” Soliman said. “Don’t underestimate your voice."

We listened to an almost nauseating amount of country driving today. We really compacted all the river trips we didn't do this summer into today lol

Went to my favorite flower farm today and finally got the flowers that look like brains.

Lol ok felon civilians can't vote and people with alleged misdemeanors can't be citizens but felon politicians can make all the country's governing decisions.

The truth cannot be felled by a coward’s bullet

The message outlives the man

They cannot silence the truth

Rest peacefully king

UPDATE: Huffpo is reporting the Trump administration "plans to evacuate" the Broadview facility in the wake of recent protests. If you have info about where ICE's processing operations will be happening in the Chicagoland area after this move, I am KMHChi.01 on Signal.

I'm unreasonably fond of "box o' rocks" heat storage. Get a bunch of bricks/gravel/whatever, wrap 'em in resistive heating elements, heat 'em up when it's sunny or windy, use the heat when it's not. Stupid-simple and robust. I've seen 50-year-old "box o' rocks" apartment heaters still going strong.

It's really funny driving in the Hill Country because sometimes I'm like "Am I lost?" and other times I'm like "That hill [2 miles away] looks different is that- *squinting* a new house?"

In Naperville, IL on Wednesday, ICE surrounded a group of documented workers replacing a residential roof. ICE agents reportedly kicked over the ladders and forced the workers to jump. The episode involved a chase with guns drawn.

This has been so funny to watch unfold. Like I’m almost scared of someone who gaslights that well, doing it for the bit. The fact her mama in on it too.😂😂

If you need some laughs there's a white woman who's spent all week gaslighting her boyfriend about buying a $300 Rock from Anthropologie to the point that Anthropologie is involved and they made their own tiktok promoting rocks.

Happy September 21st to those that celebrate!!! 😃 💃🏾🕺🏾

Another way of saying this is: The Black Panthers were arguably the sensible center, but no white institution was gonna tell us that, and we white citizens weren’t gonna demand that they did.

It's about fucking time that the UK who took away the sovereignty of Palestine and gave it to Israel to recognize it's existence.

The UK has recognised Palestine. It must now end its complicity in its destruction, and in the genocide of its people.

I work from home that day so I'll just be naked.

rt every time it happens it’s my only form of protest

Woke up to a small pile of grinded weed on my sheets that I literally did not see because my sheets are camo. I don't know what that says about me but this is me.

I start my morning with the angriest and/or sluttiest music I can.

MAGA: I'm being raptured! Everyone else: oh thank fucking God

No one is getting raptured because we're already in hell.

I’m sorry, I’ve been preoccupied with maintaining my own sanity, but are people expecting a rapture this week?

I don’t want to be rude, but I’ve seen yall tweets and skeets. You don’t have to worry about what’s going on with this. See you Wednesday. 🫶🏽

The one thing that I believe will ultimately bring this regime down won’t be the Epstein files, enough Dems suddenly growing a spine, or even death. It will be taking away the treats. You don’t FUCK with the treats

"authors are paid to write blurbs" please. as if anybody pays authors

The reason I continue to point out how evil Democrats/liberals are is because they occupy the entire space for opposition...which is why there is no opposition to fascism right now. If we don't dismantle that cult there will be no change, it will only get worse.

NEWS: The Congressional Progressive Caucus — which represents nearly 100 members in Congress — has just voted to endorse the Block the Bombs Act, to block weapon sales to Israel. First time any major congressional caucus has backed legislation to end US aid for Israel’s destruction of Gaza.

Mastodon as the most viable long term social media model? Mastodon? The app named after the extinct thing?

One of the wildest things things of all time is the reframing of US history as anti white There have ALWAYS been white people on the correct side of history Why don't Republicans want to teach about their brethren?

The “brain drain” in particular that is happening will take about 3 lifetimes to fix. So many highly specialized industries are about to collapse in an ungodly way.

What we've seen in both Trump admins, but especially this one, is a lot of "IDK how this works or what it does, but things are fine so we don't need it." While not realizing things are fine BECAUSE of the many things they don't understand, not in spite of them. Until we hit Find Out.

Let me be the one to say it plain and clear. America is not intelligent or self-sufficient enough as a nation to be isolationist. American exceptionalism is a dangerous delusion. Like an Icarus level delusion. And it's so deep too many folks don't realize the wings already burned & we're plummeting.

I realized all the condescending replies are people who refused to do the work before now, and chastising Black people is their way of making themselves feel better about it. "They're doing nothing in this pivotal moment!" - they say, ignoring the pivotal decades preceding it

And don’t let you talk about how their HISTORY of not taking pivotal moments seriously is how we got to THIS pivotal moment… then it’s just “whataboutism” and “being divisive” THE JOKES WRITE THEMSELVES-

it’s very not new & surprise is not a prerequisite to disgust & i welcome folks telling them “eat shit” over the latest thing & love cancelled subscriptions but i *do* think if you cancel you should also bring up the time they yanked a cartoon about anti trans bigotry before trump even took office.