A weird phenomena when working at a bank is that there are some people who will treat YOU well or poorly based on how much they have in their bank account as if it's your fault they're broke. 😭

How much does a chimney cost? Nothing, it’s on the house.

We need to start a canonization process for secular saints

Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force. (Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!) Great obit—no paywall.

She came in clutch for me once. Gonna pour one out for one of our most important soldiers. 🫡🫡🫡

The government is literally being ran solely on identity. Experience and education are no longer qualifiers for the highest most influential political positions possible. You can be the head of a national department governing housing, the military or medicine solely by being a white man.

Again it’s not good that the most prominent leaders of the party keep insisting it’s a trap to talk about “identity” when the Trump administration is pushing white supremacy.

The strain on his face from just tapping is taking me the fuck down lmfaoooooo

Yall when I say we are going to win

You sometimes believe that?

I guess I'm just in the streets way more but my brother has encountered a temporary bus stop for the first time and he sent me a picture like...do I trust this. I am crying. I was like yeah I know it's sketch but that's the official temporary bus stop sign.

Bluesky's moderation team: ✅ transphobia ✅ anti-Black racism ❌ Johnny Cash lyrics

Everyone talking about the possibility that Trump Nancy Reagan'd Bill Clinton...I want you to go to jail!

in 2005 or 2025? because it's always 1970 in my house.

Rap music was heavily influenced by 70s samples. The 1970s was timeless and still is. So all of them were in my CD player sampled or not.

You mean to tell me every 14 to 20 business days I nearly fall off my toilet because my ass is fat?!??

WAIT not everyone has loose toilet seats?!

I'm sorry WHAT why couldn't you sit at a table that was already reserved for someone else?! I wouldn't even understand how to answer that question professionally without implying that he was stupid.

I collect records. My man is buying me first pressings of Black Sabbath albums lol. My friends give me rare copies of albums. I will bleed you dry.

I think our interdepartmental mail guy has a second job and I'm not trying to blow up his spot but he's coming in too early with the mail. Like no one is obligated to be here this early and it might blow up in his face. 😬

Oh my God. I need it.

The amount of affectionate notes and sign offs on emails needs to be studied. Grown adult men who ASSUREDLY show no genuine affection to even their own children and wives writing damn near love letters and signing 'hugs' on emails. Absolutely a cult.

Here’s the thing Epstein would have said so too ! They just work from home framework of friend that is wholly toxic And creates the abusive systems that support And because those types needs isolation etc for their supply to say strong. They also are susceptible to scams A LOT

The way he is referring to Trump as "your boy" makes it seem like his connection to Trump is an ongoing joke. These people are so awful in every possible way. How are you running a child sex trafficking ring and disgusted with your chosen bestie?!

these are not even the files lol

How is this not a joke?!

THIS IS WHY WE NEED THE HUMANITIES IN SCHOOL

Making this distinction known was entirely optional.

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my deeply incriminating emails

The right thinks the left will fight to protect Bill Clinton. The actual left thinks the middle will fight to protect Bill Clinton. But I want to believe — tonight as winter creeps closer, and even the tiniest glimmer of hope is impossibly precious — that nobody would protect Bill Clinton.

Trying to claim that people questioning the New York Times doing a cover up for a pedophile ring is a big leap or unfounded conspiracy theory when we have the last like decade of the NYT focusing on trans and queer people as a sexual danger to children is HEINOUS.

Completely ignoring the white male part of it but yeah that too.

I am begging y'all to understand white supremacy. BEGGING.

Those of us who are SA survivors are used to the mass shrug in response to even the most overt evidence of horrific behavior. Epstein's crimes and the complicity of many influential figures involved have been known for decades (’05 to be exact). It's never mustered much interest or consequence.

Thatcher's government did this with Section 28, banned the "promotion of homosexuality" as a danger to children, while actively protecting Jimmy Savile and who knows how many other pedophiles. It's the same damn playbook.

Ew no

Can we timeskip ahead to the point where we all realize the race scientist eugenicists, the white birthrate obsessives, the silicon valley scamsters, and the Epstein circle are all just the same people?

Because of the upward-rising price of eggs, Marc Andreessen is now worth three times his worth in 2022.

takes an unbelievable level of failed skill checks to be a loser if you're rich. you have unrestrained time and resources to hone any skill in the world and to verifiably support your local community but instead you're a selfish spineless blight on society. no excuse for it

saying this when r kelly still has shooters is the kind of delusion i can only aspire to

John Fetterman hospitalized after feeling light-headed, plugging the spaghetti he was eating into a wall outlet, then catching his hoodie on a ceiling fan and being spun around the room before landing on his face.

Really difficult to overstate the fury one should feel that the GOP and institutions like the New York Times went all in on transphobia as some mortal threat to women and girls while covering up something like this.

am I reading correctly that a New York Times reporter complained to Epstein that people think he had scoops about donald trump being a pedophile, Epstein responds by giving him a scoop about donald trump being a pedophile, and then the New York Times reporter said nothing about it for a decade?

do people who work for the new york times know that shutting up is free

new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together

Yesterday and it hurt for so much longer than the amount of time I was running.

Playing semantics or well actually with pedophilia is a motherfucking choice

Lol except you don't because there's multiple legitimate arguments people have presented you in your mentions that you've abandoned 😭

Questioning journalistic integrity isn't very girlboss of you!

it‘s misogyny to say the New York Times killed Epstein stories