only reason i have an air fryer is bc my ex bought it. and when he moved out and i sent all of his other belongings back to him i knew this particular one would make him happy so i kept it. lmao

“if men didn’t exist, who would protect you???” “Protect us from what???”

in the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. in new york city, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the as the special victim’s unit. these are their stories. CHUNG-CHUNG

@livfancy.blacksky.app @flawedfacade.blacksky.app halara has a fitness supersuit with pockets……

one/size is my GOAT.

borrowing from the other app so that all of these women’s names are shared & remembered.

Jesus:

It’s three hours from Chesapeake and that’s why we say DMV doesn’t mean the entire states of VA/MD. It’s specific to the areas that touch DC.

i strongly dislike when people who aren’t from here try to define the DMV area lol. you don’t know shit.

DC is not in maryland lmao. there is a very distinct boundary. a state line.

me to your wife:

good thing i don’t have a regional accent. i could be from anywhere, you’d never know! 😭

“get them awl to tawlk” never beating them allegations sister 😭😭😭😭😭

once again i have plans tomorrow and nothing to wear

Take accountability. 🫩

one like and i’m ordering thai food

“don’t start no shit, won’t be no shit” niggalations 6:18

i’m having a really good booty day. happy friday to me

“Life is your birthright. They hid that in the fine print. Take the pen and rewrite it.” —Beyonce, “Bigger”

Dr. Cerina Fairfax is remembered as a mentor and community leader as officials call attention to the broader impact of domestic gun violence toward Black women

If you have a chance to listen to her read this out loud and with the added commentary you absolutely sound. You get to walk away.

not even going anywhere. just happy to be along for the ride #PassengerPrincess 🐶

You gotta do the work to be an exception. First and foremost put an immediate stop to that urge to say “not all men, just speak on who you dealt with” or whatever cuz we KNOW it ain’t all of yall but all of you mf benefit from their bull shit regardless.

Another block: @istarispartan.bsky.social.

amazon delivery guy called me last week bc he couldn’t get into my secured building but i wasn’t home, so he left it outside. in the 5 mins it took me to get home, someone stole my package of piercing spray, potting soil, and boob tape. they only brought the first 2 back…

You ever think about the fact that the people who told you "violence is not the answer" are the same people who: · raped and pillaged the entire globe · bomb as they please · own the most guns of anyone in the world ? You should.

Men know how crazy other men are. That’s why it’s always “I gotta mind my business and make it home” when they see DV out in public. I really need MFs to stop acting like they don’t know where these examples and numbers are coming from.

i love it for me when i already have the right people blocked. my mind >>>>>>>>>

choosing the bear every single time!

Because it makes them wonder about that one time they may have unknowingly been a predator or harmed someone

mutes are also useful for some of y’all that yap/post a lor too much. question threads, constant arguing, incessant reposts. like you’re cool but STFU sometimes 😭

Mute: Idc if you see my posts, I just dont want to see yours. Block: Fuck you, ya mama, ya kids, and ya daddy as a staff, record label, and as a motherfucking organization

This is why I hate "gender wars" We're actually in danger and men made it about a petty online debate

the resemblance is uncanny

one feature missing on the skeets app: “hide post for me”

I am SO glad I got of Netflix. PLEX SUPREMACY

oh yes. and i leave them right there. not about to waste my time trying to help you when you won’t help yourself.

You’re tired of hearing it. We’re tired of living it.

is IG quietly following strangers for y’all? i just noticed like 8 stories in my feed from people’s accounts i have quite literally never seen in my life.

this wealthy ass nigga living in a Windows OS background.

do i need a back tattoo? more at 11

“You gotta learn AI or get left behind!” is a bit galling given that the entire purpose of AI seems to be to steal our work and fuck our brains and shit up the planet, which is to say, its GOAL is to leave us all behind. That, in order to make its owners rich.

a baddie! 😭

in reverse order: -nearly 18 months e-stalking me on every device and app he could find me on -6+ months of randomly showing up to my door unannounced -slept in my apartment parking lot for a week trying to force me to talk to him

i’m back on main, bitches

TGIMFF!