my african aunties: “why don’t you have children?!” me:

matching headass tees for the two loves of my life…. my dogs. ❤️🐺🐶

🐺🌈

i bought a perfume and the glass bottle arrived chipped and idk whether it’s worth replacing….

i don’t know because there is nobody here 😭😭😭

cutwaters got me wanting to to kiss somebody in the mouf smh

tacos secured

Mole on my upper lip poppin

bout to go see what my street taco Tía is up to today

I am thoroughly entertained lmao

Oh @such-a-frknlady.blacksky.app @holacarmitooo.bsky.social look what I just found youtu.be/gbljPQbxtTQ?...

every bit of it. and i will give back everything of theirs too. both of my last two exes can confirm

🤭

“Chocolate Giddy Up Time” is something I can get into.

🔥🔥Cardi reshared this too! Needs it

Stanley Tucci >>>>>

HANG IT IN THE LOUVRE!!

Meryl making Anna look like Andi before the makeover >>>>>>>>>>>>>

never

oh my god i go to this store every time i’m in ATL lmao

I love these videos but has to share this black boy joy 😍 specifically 😭🤣

this is the ONE

now what did patrick star do lmfao

i *just* put all these toys away 🙄

maybe i was wrong about attending CBC parties to find a husband, my cousin met Aldis Hodge 😩

A problem starter

*cues up my “Drug Dealing Music” playlist

Up early because Miranda met Anna! This is beyond iconic 🔥🔥🔥🥰 #TheDevilWearsPrada at Dolce and Gabbana!!!!! #mfw

new bouquet! alstroemerias, spray mums and carnations 💐

“ITS NEW TO YOU BITCH!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Black ppl don’t take shit serious I remember when Beenie Man caught Zika virus a nigga commented “Zika Zow” under the article 😭😭😭😭

food arguments afoot. it’s almost Eating Day! 😂

now that @alaurice.bsky.social said it looks good i’ll show yall the frittata i made this morning 😂😂

kill him omg

some magic city wings would hit like mike tyson right now. yes i’m aware its 8:27am

i have to remember that my teenage niblings follow me on IG so i can’t quite post everything i want to there lmfao. HOWEVER

Bring back Grandmothers over 60. This is crazy 😭😭😭😭

big ass baby 😭🐶

i might follow back some males this weekend. state your case if you wanna come off probation. lmao

not a human one

i’ll circle the area thrice max and then i’m done

lmao. so because my girl is a toy destroyer i have a BullyMake box subscription for toys that hold up to her habits. her monthly delivery came today and apparently she recognizes the orange box now 😭😭

SAKSKSKSKSKKSSSKS Y’all

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it was the back end 💀 he was so distraught

8:14 💛

i forgot i was a redhead for a few weeks once upon a time lol

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