When he gets off, I’m throwing some pasta on the stove

who the fuck is sending 500+ dms a day?!

And don't forget your coochie skin care ☝🏾 exfoliate and moisturize so when the light hit that thang it twankle and glissen!

what is wrong with yawl 😭😭😭😭

We not opening the sunroof up all the way; but she got a lor crack going on.

lol www.fox9.com/news/luigi-m...

who is grilling this weekend in murrland? don’t all invite me at once

I just need like $10M to make my dreams come true, something light

i don’t know why y’all keep talking about me today

Mary J. Blige makes good catchy songs. Anybody can "sing" a Mary J. Blige song. And before you say "no, they can't!", stop lying to yourself. We let that lady cook on style and swagger for 36 years now 😂😂

Taylor Rooks is #Special

I need DAT MEAT.

i am being ATTACKED

good morning. let’s get this bread.

i have an attitude. and nobody to use it on.

why do you have this?!

"I'm afraid most men won't vote for women! For some weird reason! Not me, though, I don't do Misogyny!" *two minutes later*

things my pitbull has decided she loves this month: 1. blueberries. i open the container and she pops up like she was personally summoned 2. the balcony. people watching like her mama 😭😭

…Ohio, yo. America’s dirty-ass neck.

coco jones really loves that man. she moved to OHIO?! 😩😭

* Greg Raiff is CEO at Elevate Aviation Group *

First, they taxed the private jets And I did not speak out. fortune.com/2026/05/16/n...

Ok this is funny

it’s too early for lying

good morning niggas

i’m late. bc mother’s day truly sucks these days. but my sister gave me this pic which is pretty dope. that’s me. with both my maternal and paternal grandmothers ♥️

this fucking dork

she gon be here lmao. Alba ♥️ her auntie

my sister is so annoying lmfao. why is she just popping up from the other side of the nation just to see my dog 😭

making home salads is so ghetto lmao

niggas making downfall lists >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Pure, unadulterated joy is the cheat code!! The girls had never just rolled down a hill before, pleased to be the whimsical auntie ✨️ *sound on*

Never forget

i have so many cute clothes that don’t fit anymore smh.

shotgunning my dog because i want a peaceful sunday

skincare is skincare, gender neutral. you need a good cleanser, toner, and moisturizer at minimum. if you have acne concerns, add a salicylic acid serum, and with facial hair, a beard care product is a good idea too

3 mile walk with the pup ✅ now let me lay back down

See how hes building something and NOT standing on line for discount APs? MAN BUSINESS!

like always

Alien: How did you run out of people? Earthling: They starved Alien: Starved? Earthling: Rulers took all the nutrient-dense food for themselves. Alien: You were invaded by foreign life forms, "Rulers," and they siphon— Earthling: No, they were humans. Our leaders. Alien: End communication.

Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

you was!!!

me and who

They used AI to write an article about a writer who's anti-AI. . . you can't make this shit up lol