black women are ART.

i’ve typed and deleted like 4 different feral messages to this nigga. let me go lay down until the feeling passes 😭😭😭

HE AINT NO EATERRRRRR!!!!!! 😩😩😩🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽🫵🏽

now hang on

🐶♥️

“y’all share things i would lie to jesus about.” — Fooler

you could have just kept that shit to yourself!!! i’m just saying. now you windmilling on strangers requesting fisticuffs because you can’t keep embarrassments close to the vest 😭😭😭😭😭

because shutting the fuck up was free!!! brazy!

and yet

bring back shame. y’all too pressed to share things with the world that you need to write into a journal. privately.

we, the collective strangers of the internet, literally would have never known that that nigga don’t talk nice to your lady cave if you didn’t tell us.

telling the internet your L’s and then being annoyed that the internet comments on your L’s….

him: “i don’t ea—…” me:

wayment. you’re *claiming* the non-pussy eater?! oh no baby delete dis

you might need to stab him, idk

How did it get this far?

i think i need a snug next @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social. maybe two. still deciding. lmao

after easter is over with i want to go outside and do hoodrat shit with my friends.

bullying works!

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Attitude is very rude boo, crabby like seafood

oh…. my….

Ass^2+Backshots^2=Cum^2

That one picture where you said “I ate that a little” (come threw collarbone)

that “nerd” word touches you in your chest that bad? are you in the 8th grade?

there was not one embarrassing thing she said about him. “my husband is successful, and a great father and provider, marry a nerd like him” where is the insult? lmao

Heres my Outfit Before yall get to fussin!

debatable

am i already staring at the empty spots on my ears contemplating new pokes when his flat isn’t even a week old? idk maybe! life is a mystery and the world is on fire ✨

get the light skinned oreos and dip them in peanut butter. trust me.

so, they effectively defunded the department of homeland security in the middle of a war we started. cool cool cool

Psst. The funding bill didn’t pass. No one in DHS is getting paid. Not even TSA. That was as of 1pm. Oh, and the Senate left for a 2 week recess.

i think we all know

From Cancun with love 😘

password: CocaineK4sh1776

he finally got his phone back lmao

i choose to believe diddy made her do it.

men who breathe

blowing up his spot on bluesky is one thing. having his DMs full of unsolicited dick pics from desperate horny men is kind of diabolical 😭😭

so if you post your (still married) titties on your man’s page…. are the new niggas supposed to DM him to reach you?

mr. summerjam has a whife? okay i’ve lost interest

at this point it’s probably me lmfao

You are hiding a wife!

Every man that's Greek. The bearded. If he ever stepped foot on Morehouse campus.

GUILTY

I'm about to @ them