Velvet Thunder
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I am burdened with glorious purpose. My pronouns are dude/dude.
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Thank you, Diet Mug Root Beer for a laugh any time I need one
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4 months ago
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Post old memes to confuse young people
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about 4 hours ago
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Back to playing Rocket League
about 5 hours ago
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Watching Shoresy Season 5
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Playing Rocket League
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Watching last night's
@thedailyshow.com
and I assume one crew member that didn't make it was Jon's usual makeup person. Dude is Trump Orange and has no eyebrows
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ESPN gonna have to cut away from this Duke-Papists game
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Ken Tremendous
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U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.
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Foam party
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about 13 hours ago
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City SC can't quite lick CLT
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about 13 hours ago
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Watch STL reach an unsatisfying result with the CLT
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about 13 hours ago
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"you might be invested too aggressively for participants your age" Man fuck you, email from my 401k. IM NOT OLD
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Comer Pyle just pawn in game of life
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about 19 hours ago
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Coach Finstock
1 day ago
The media promoted Trump as a master dealmaker and Musk as an engineering genius for many many years in case you ever find yourself wondering if anyone knew anything about business or tech in the press or if it was mostly about access to main characters and they're responsible for these two assholes
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Good to see Shoresy continuing the love of Blue Rodeo
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Goddamn Shoresy Season 5 comes in on a heater lolol
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I mean I *knew* all the USA hockey guys were MAGA trash, but I was willing to ignore it. But Jesus, the incompetent Director of the FBI took a taxpayer-funded PJ to Milan to party in the locker room with them? Trash.
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Too bad USA hockey boys are all trash
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Canadians on suicide watch getting their silver medals
3 days ago
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U-S-A! U-S-A!
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3 days ago
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US has luck on their side, and luck can get you one free shot in 3-on-3. They're gonna need it
3 days ago
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You go to box for two minutes. And you feel shame
3 days ago
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Holy Hellebuyck
3 days ago
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I'd like to report a murder
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3 days ago
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Hartel finds the CLT!
#AllForCITY
4 days ago
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A scoreless tie in the 2nd half? Color me shocked,
@stlcitysc.com
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Aaron Rupar
4 days ago
absolute chef's kiss from C-SPAN producers who pull up a graphic showing the Dow below 50,000 seconds after Trump brags about the Dow hitting 50,000
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Trump big mad rambling his way through it lolol
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Dave Itzkoff
5 days ago
so what happens to all the collected tariff money?
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101 ESPN
5 days ago
The Dark Origins of “Cat Got Your Tongue” (It’s Worse Than You Think)
#Stupiracy
is presented by CARSTAR
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You're stuck in the last movie you watched (answer with a gif)
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5 days ago
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So now people pay $60 more for the same thing. [in "The Aristocrats" voice] TARIFFS!
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Luke Knox
6 days ago
put it in the Louvre
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FUCK YEAH
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5 days ago
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The Epstein Administration is only about grift and distraction
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6 days ago
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Carl Quintanilla
6 days ago
The executive jet that DHS says it needs has a “bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar ..”
@nbcnews.com
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Dave Itzkoff
6 days ago
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The fuckups at
@firstalert4.com
calling it the "Department of WAR" That's not it's fucking name. That's a nickname It is the Department of Defense. Anyone who calls it anything else is sucking Trump's dick
6 days ago
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Given the opportunity, I would punch Kevin Hassett in the face like Chris Partlow handling Michael's abusive dad
6 days ago
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Nate Burleson, on
@cbsmornings.bsky.social
, wrapping the piece about CBS killing the Talarico interview on
@colbertlateshow.bsky.social
"We have reached out to CBS, and have not heard back" This is a real thing that happened today
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7 days ago
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Jesse Jackson inspired this masterpiece which, just absolutely could not be broadcast today without a mob burning 30 Rock to the ground.
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Eddie Murphy Hymie Town
Jesse Jackson calls New York City, " HymieTown"
https://vimeo.com/139091477
8 days ago
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Prime time Olympics coverage had been fucking garbage. So much fucking ice dancing bullshit. Show some fucking sports
8 days ago
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Hell yes, exactly
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9 days ago
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I Fuchs with these wheels
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9 days ago
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Gobsmacking thread. Including how Uber surges prices for people who's battery is almost dead
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9 days ago
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It always comes down to will
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10 days ago
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Erin Jackson can't beat Kok
10 days ago
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