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Watching Shoresy Season 5

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Watching last night's @thedailyshow.com and I assume one crew member that didn't make it was Jon's usual makeup person. Dude is Trump Orange and has no eyebrows

ESPN gonna have to cut away from this Duke-Papists game

U.S. men's hockey with Curt-Schilling-in-Boston levels of good will squandering. A 25-mile lead in the good will marathon and they tripped on their dicks right at the finish line.

Foam party

City SC can't quite lick CLT

Watch STL reach an unsatisfying result with the CLT

"you might be invested too aggressively for participants your age" Man fuck you, email from my 401k. IM NOT OLD

Comer Pyle just pawn in game of life

The media promoted Trump as a master dealmaker and Musk as an engineering genius for many many years in case you ever find yourself wondering if anyone knew anything about business or tech in the press or if it was mostly about access to main characters and they're responsible for these two assholes

Good to see Shoresy continuing the love of Blue Rodeo

Goddamn Shoresy Season 5 comes in on a heater lolol

I mean I *knew* all the USA hockey guys were MAGA trash, but I was willing to ignore it. But Jesus, the incompetent Director of the FBI took a taxpayer-funded PJ to Milan to party in the locker room with them? Trash.

Too bad USA hockey boys are all trash

Canadians on suicide watch getting their silver medals

U-S-A! U-S-A!

US has luck on their side, and luck can get you one free shot in 3-on-3. They're gonna need it

You go to box for two minutes. And you feel shame

Holy Hellebuyck

I'd like to report a murder

Hartel finds the CLT! #AllForCITY

A scoreless tie in the 2nd half? Color me shocked, @stlcitysc.com

absolute chef's kiss from C-SPAN producers who pull up a graphic showing the Dow below 50,000 seconds after Trump brags about the Dow hitting 50,000

Trump big mad rambling his way through it lolol

so what happens to all the collected tariff money?

The Dark Origins of “Cat Got Your Tongue” (It’s Worse Than You Think) #Stupiracy is presented by CARSTAR

You're stuck in the last movie you watched (answer with a gif)

So now people pay $60 more for the same thing. [in "The Aristocrats" voice] TARIFFS!

put it in the Louvre

FUCK YEAH

The Epstein Administration is only about grift and distraction

The executive jet that DHS says it needs has a “bedroom with a queen bed, showers, a kitchen, four large flat-screen TVs and even a bar ..” @nbcnews.com www.nbcnews.com/politics/imm...

The fuckups at @firstalert4.com calling it the "Department of WAR" That's not it's fucking name. That's a nickname It is the Department of Defense. Anyone who calls it anything else is sucking Trump's dick

Given the opportunity, I would punch Kevin Hassett in the face like Chris Partlow handling Michael's abusive dad

Nate Burleson, on @cbsmornings.bsky.social , wrapping the piece about CBS killing the Talarico interview on @colbertlateshow.bsky.social "We have reached out to CBS, and have not heard back" This is a real thing that happened today

M-I-Z

Jesse Jackson inspired this masterpiece which, just absolutely could not be broadcast today without a mob burning 30 Rock to the ground.

Prime time Olympics coverage had been fucking garbage. So much fucking ice dancing bullshit. Show some fucking sports

Hell yes, exactly

I Fuchs with these wheels

Gobsmacking thread. Including how Uber surges prices for people who's battery is almost dead

It always comes down to will

Erin Jackson can't beat Kok