3rd bottle of wine and niggas with vasectomies

Lady Olenna was trying to kill Cersei, not Joffery!!!!!

SHE TOOK YER JOBBBBBBB

The entire city is saying Ali Saddiq put on an amazing show last night. They just complained about the timing LOL. Those phoneless shows never have enough pouches and that's what I don't understand

If anybody wants to send me Mimosa flight money, $CeeNCrumpets is open.

Need a brunch buddy but I'll survive solo, I guess

You got to always say yes because I'm not going to let no niggas that ain't getting no pussy think that I'm not out here fucking. I'm collecting y'all!!!

I've been complaining about this for a year now, but it is officially time to paint in my house. I do firmly believe that these all white walls are negatively affecting me. I feel insane some days. And I know that's not me, at least not all all in the detail of which these walls are getting me LOL

Season 3 when Kyle gets her little teenage daughter this little Mercedes coupe, why I started crying? My mama did not buy me no fucking Mercedes coupe, okay LOL. My mother actually never purchased me a car, my very first car was purchased by a nigga who should have never known me at that age LOL

I did it. no matter what, I did the one.thing.

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Do y'all watch Carl The collector on PBS kids? They are raccoons, and I'm watching an episode where Carl basically is over stimulated and he like I would love to go out but I don't need to be around people and his Mama said hell yeah, let's do that shit. I love this show lol

This Rotel is finna SLAP, I know!

Did y'all know they got Alvin Ailey classes you can take online? My mind is fucking blown because bitch they got Pilates @shamtheecreator.blacksky.app

Y'all keep saying that the Blue sky servers are falling apart but I only see that posted by people on Blacksky.....

Y'all think when Stoney went to go pay for her little brother's funeral in Set it Off, she regretted tearing up that check?

Y'all are some bitches and this is why your parlays are never going to come through

Somebody call me at 8:30

I am blackout drunk on gin. Like last time I had it, I did some shit that I should absolutely remember and I don't remember a goddamn part of it.

The cat calling video is cute but I ain't like how them Black men were all smiles for them white women. At least they sounded like white women

5 heartbeats. And from the small clips that I've seen, that song he threw away in the trash should have been left in the trash!!!

Brandy at the Michigan State Fair!! I was 6 lol

Who the fuck is this Jermaine Jackson turtle waxhaired nigga

She should have died with him

Losing custody of children, cocaine in the cars, Dusty dicks. But y'all at the spirit tunnel.

BIG DADDY VICTOR NEWMAN!!!!!!

Wait. These the women of Beverly Hills had a bitch on cast that was actively an alcohol recovery and they were always drunk around her? Oh, this is the white Kandi and Porsha

Spotify is horrendous at showing new albums instead of just them annoying playlists, so if you're like me and still listen to albums, bookmark this: www.albumoftheyear.org/releases/ You can filter by genre, whatever you like. Discover some new shit to fall in love with.

THE INDIANA BEARS

Starting Beverly Hills Housewives from basically the beginning. These white women are sick

Getting to see the beyond the gates actresses interact with each other outside of the set seems like they really enjoy each other's company, at least Leslie and Nicole LOL. Cuz Nicole baby love her some Leslie

What do you mean by nice?

I love being the only Android in this group chat

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my neighbor that used to beat on his girlfriend is getting evicted so today is great. She left 3 weeks ago finally after some of her people came over with her to get her stuff and it sounded like WrestleMania up in that bitch. The only time we heard it in the hallway and didn't call the police.

Not that man's loctition made a whole 4-minute video and said y'all are going to put some respect on my craft lol

Parents always used to say you can go outside when you finish your homework

I don't understand being so desperate for street acceptance when I'm 50, a millionaire, and a target. Baby they not hanging with you because you important. Somebody put an airpod in your pocket to come back and rob you

Beyoncé is my favorite Jay Z fan because she really goes through his catalog and steals snippets of his songs and you're not going to hear it unless you are a big fan of them both.

This nigga sent me a Facebook message talking about I'm too down to earth and he loves my vibes and we should meet up for dinner or lunch to talk. You need to talk to me right here where it's free for you sir. LOL 🤣

When a man that you haven't seen since you were a child hits you up, it's always very important to remember that he is not talking about shit LOL.

I discovered the new version last year, and downloaded all the DLC and stuff. I lost days playing that game. 😂😂

Have you found out what the MatureRich interracial lesbians do for money @uhohjaye.bsky.social

I need a good concert to watch tonight

Like keep some deep waves on the pussy this summer. Red nails. Lots of gold jewelry.

See that ain't the version I saw, cuz I was definitely thinking of committing to something like it 😂😂

This was amazing! So easy and filling masonfit.com/honey-garlic...

I think I'm going to make them TJ goguchang (?) noodles again for dinner. It was really good

I love that he assessed your location!

I learned a long time ago. People that want to help themselves will help themselves. And this ain't got nothing to do with the state of the world but this has everything to do with if you got that fucking dog in you.