I keep looking around at all of these tweets and shit all the timeline right now and I'm at lost like.... let me just go back to my happy ass business over here LOL. I'm at work letting these white women FAWN over these roses LOL.

Why did we let Lalah Hathaway ruin Angel like she did?

I got a steak 3 weeks ago that said it was packaged that day and had 6 days before it went bad. When I got it home and cut the plastic, the smell that hit my nose lets me know they are really back there injecting the food with red dye and wrapping it up because there's no way that was fresh

Since we're talking about Anita Baker today, please remember that I Just Wanna Be Your Girl is a song about longing to be collared by a dominant. I hope y'all are having a great Tuesday.

That little logo ugly as fuck LOL. Its somebody on Fiverr that could have made something way better for $37

My best friend in middle school was a skirt wearing they speak Spanish Pentecostal she in church every single day type. I loved when she was reading those books LOL

this nigga really on my head and I like it so much but whew nigga really about that applying pressure shit

My Daddy and my uncles are in Baltimore because they went to the game last night. They just called me this morning and said they are trying to drink up all of their liquor before they get back on the plane this morning. So they are going to have Cognac and crab cakes for breakfast lol. Niggas.

I ain't never even been baptized, my parents just put me in church lol. So like unless God recognizes honorary members, I was going to be here anyway boolin wit my niggas

Woke up this morning like

Let’s get the lil homey set for his hearing aid. I know it’s tough out there but a little goes a long way

FIRST DOWN BITCH

Nine season seems too low LOL.

I love being a fat bitch sometimes because certain shit I'm just not even going to fucking play around with and nobody is going to expect it.

I thank God I'm fat

We have lost some really great people that we only got to know because of the internet. And I'm always sad about the folks that I miss, but I'm always glad that I at least got to know them, in whatever format.

Facebook just reminded me of Ty and his hatred for Drake and I wish he was here so he could see that it came true LOL

There is nothing more frustrating after a very long weekend than Surprise Hotel charges

There is now a pitbull up there. I am seeing it on the balcony. I'm not even trying to be funny, but four large dogs in an apartment?!? You need a house. You can clearly afford it if you can afford this food.

Currently realizing that what I want can't give me what I need. And what I need (And what I'm currently experiencing) is not 100% of what I want, but it's so good for me.

Wanting one thing, then being a recipient of what you need is so crazy. Because the wanting doesn't necessarily go away. You just have to figure out is it worth losing what you need?

Every single fly out of mine begins with a meal LOL. The panties don't come off until some prosecco is popped in an establishment with a liquor license, not the Intercontinental. But immediately after that we are going to the Intercontinental. 😂😂

I'm trying not to comment on these NFL games because my teams play tomorrow and it's very nerve-wracking LOL. But did the falcons even get off the plane? Because the Panthers? THE PANTHERS?!?!

WAIT WHO GETTING RAPTURED?!?

This isn't a fair question. About 2 years ago I fell on my tailbone, fractured it and I was in pain for 6 months. I fell the other day and tumbled way further than the other time and had no issues LOL.

Yeah he been looking good lately lol

It's wedding day!

Do y'all know that some of the songs from K-Pop Demon Hunter are on the top 10? Because they are playing them right now on the RADIO and my kid is freaking the fuck out in the backseat lol 😂😂

Also very brilliant to do it on tick tock and make some money lol.

Folks crying in the guacamole

Also remember that most places do free fries on Friday if you buy something like for a dollar LOL. So, do what you will with that.

Sometimes you just got to sit in your car and drink a Hi-C orange and eat a medium fry. The rest of the day will work itself out after that.

Nah, he was really in my goddamn message request lol. This nigga on my HEAD 😂

Even the dictionary people are fed up

Man, this man broke his phone yesterday and found me on Facebooking sent me a message to let me know. 😂 Mind you, he found my college page and not my real one but that means he searched hard Not talking to someone that you're actively trying to build something with is absolutely a CHOICE

YES!!!!! Lizzo was a beautiful touch

Oh my God I have always loved her shows lol. Because girly used to be in there fucking LIT

Franklin Fields is becoming one of my favorite weed brands. They be having that shit

Anyway.. I got 2 hours of my day that are not scheduled right now. I am about to roll a joint of some sex tape, give myself a quick pedicure and watch beyond the gates

For those of you with electric cars, how much does it cost for you to charge your car and how long does it take?

These are the pictures the girls need to be taken to the surgeon, not that Kardashian shit.

This album is really good, I can see why a lot of men are not going to like it LOL. I also think that's extremely telling. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Selena Gomez? LOL

And if you feel the importance of having "clean" money versus having the funding needed?

Is ANYBODY checking on Bia????

Luenell had an only fans and honestly, I definitely would have subscribed to that shit.

Good morning everybody. My best friend gets married tomorrow. I got to spend last night celebrating with her and her man who is like my best friend by marriage and her family and his family and my family LOL. This weekend is going to be amazing and stress-free.

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The fact that I thought I was just still blowed from yesterday.....

38 fucking points WITH THE TEAM ON HER BACK SHE NEEDS A NEW SHOE IMMEDIATELY