My dream last night was so good and I remember some of it but I started to wake up and forget faces and I'm mad but it was so fucking good LOL. Like I love a good story. I love a good mission. I love a good yearner. Even in my sleep, I'm still a lover girl!!!

So fucking mad this wasn't a thing as an adult for me cuz baby?!?

The CrossFit to Christ Pipeline is serious

It's just time for a lot of these guys to go HOME and collect a check

You had a good run, Mike Tomlin

I don't know why niggas can't tell the difference. Like I understand that I'm fat, but I'm not "spend money on you to fuck with me" fat. That's not this at all. LOL. Niggas be fucking with bitches with low self-esteem long enough and they think that's how the whole spectrum come

told y'all about them ⚪🫛pull

Aldi had a very mean rebrand because going here in college? It meant you had $30 worth of stamps and 2 weeks until a refill. Now, there are Mercedes trucks in their parking lots in my neighborhood.

I got on a white people block list y'all, my DM has been jumping and quite frankly I love that for me LOL. More cowbell

Trying to upload a 10-minute video to my school, this shit feels like downloading a copy of Ciara's Promise back in 2006 without that "AOL music, first listen" tag.

I'm not fucking with Charles Oakley in any type of way LOL. I don't care what the fuck he did to me. If I don't have a NUG?

I also need to find me a new doctor, mine is really on some executive producer that wants to do everything but produce shit

" She got more followers than you" baby suck my dick after three games of pickup basketball outside in the Georgia heat

Anyway, back to BLACK people business. Mary J Blige is doing a residency in Vegas and I love Mary but she is not a performer enough for this. Especially after her last couple of tours

I don't care who you are or know who you are but please understand that I don't fuck with ⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪⚪ for a good reason and y'all prove it every fucking day lol. @silverknyaz.bsky.social

WHITE DEVIL please go talk to your family and friends about how they voted. We don't want to hear shit you got to say on here. I can tell by the way nobody interacts with you

This is your friendly reminder to stop talking to these white women on the internet because this bitch talking to our girl real fucking crazy.

also worth pointing out that a lot of these hotel locations have unionized workers and that coordinated labor action is almost always going to hit harder than a consumer boycott!

I love all of my gray hair, head to toe. It's definitely a litmus test for me now. Cuz if you see it and you don't think anything but damn she look good? Get the fuck outta here champ

Yes

Monique Samuels is a projecting ass bitch LOL.

I don't like when you mixed niggas start talking

...... Y'all are asking somebody that probably worked on something for two fucking years to redo it because y'all didn't think it was good. Nobody thought it was good, BUT the fact that y'all are really asking somebody to remake some shit that probably took two fucking years to do.

Ready to spend my entire bonus at lands end. Do I have a bonus yet? Who knows lol. But just know I have ideas on where it needs to go

DETROIT READERS, WE ARE SO BACK!

I keep telling people to watch this movie because I really don't think y'all get it. This is absolutely where America is heading. And when I say heading, I mean we're fucking here. And you really need to watch the movie to see the only way to end this.

The hype is Benicio Del Toro. Literally the best part of the movie. Everything else about it was just a Leonardo DiCaprio movie that happened to have Black people in it this time.

Anyway good morning, happy call off Monday.

I don't care if the house on fire. Nigga, I'm not leaving!! This is so funny because I had a whole conversation about this song and marriage during my hair appointment this weekend LOL. I'm talking about hour-long conversation about the importance of blocking out the world

No that's exactly what it was lol. It was absolutely a "y'all sold some tickets, we can't lie!" certificate. And the fact that a white man got up and spoke first made me mad as hell. That's how I know these awards this year are going to be dumb as fuck.

I'm absolutely too old for Popeyes, ain't no way this shit should have woke me up out of my sleep

Mary, Mary, Mary?! Hoo Breed You?

Kathy Bates look fine as fuck tonight

Never heard of that man before but when he got up there he started cussing and hooting and hollering and so I immediately knew I think I like him but when he ended his speech, I knew he was my type of guy

Ryan Coogler speaks in Black Californian so hard LOL.

Idk who that white man is but I don't know why he got the award in his hand

All of the women involved in Sinners is pregnant? Baby. What was going on LOL

I love when people pay deference because you in the room with Queen fucking Latifah, y'all better act like it!!

Wait y'all this is how I found out there was a new season of Black mirror that came out? Let me get on the Plex LOL

Josh Safdie looks like a rich Jewish Nepo baby that grew up in New York and got uncles in diamonds

I like Jennifer's dress. Very cute.

I kind of love that her man isn't there because they are getting a new fancy pet LOL.

Did they have to use a green picture of Cynthia? They didn't have no regular non-american Black history one?

I actually do kind of love Pamela Anderson refusing to do makeup. She's a really pretty nice looking white woman, it's very rare that they do that at their age. It's a nice milk, not spoiled.

I don't like this Sinners disrespect.

Return of the Mac is fucking hilarious for Macaulay Culkin LOL

I need this little girl to stop talking at this point LOL

Actually, now this kind of makes a lot of things makes sense.

Also, I know this nigga sold out to the Illuminati he wearing a lot more red lately

Zoe said do y'all understand I got the best shit out?