I may or may not have had several drinks tonight but Faith Evans was right about every single thing and I'm on my way to go get my nigga because what the fuck? Like. Let me stop playing in these streets lol

My bestie got me outside with the promise of burgers after drinks 😂

Tisha Campbell being on a comedy tour was not something that I thought about but I'm kind of mad I already have plans tonight and can't go

Did Heavy D get Antonia Lofaso on top chef?

I went to high school with Kelia. Her son passed away after a car accident recently. He was a senior in high school and only 17. If you can share or donate, I'm sure she would appreciate it. gofund.me/047c28062

You know, I have been recently thinking about the James Madison kids at MSU. I know they mad, all them damn reading and writings they did for NOTHING

Watching the first top chef All-Stars and we're at the Target episode. Shame to see how far they have fallen. It's not enough.

Just seen one of them 90s fine young men in the wild. Me and an older lady caught eyes and she just nodded with me. Mmhmmmmmm.

I'm watching chocolate City and this shit is billed as a drama but this is absolutely fucking hilarious 😂😂😂

I'm actually working on my first joint and first really bad but very good Black movie of the day

Yeah okay.

And before y'all think I'm trying to do some weird bitch shit, I wanted to hit up the donut place 😂😂

I feel like doing something completely unhinged but I don't want to lose my parking spot

NOT THE SQUATTY POTTY

Janet was here all weekend with the Nation of Islam.....

Wild Wild West is actually one of Will Smith's greatest works.

I just want y'all to know that my Friday night is about to consist of Vietnamese food, The Oregon Trail, weed, and a bottle of a good($10) Kroger white wine. I might come back and talk to y'all tonight. I might not. Y'all have a wonderful day either way. I love y'all so much. 🫶🏾

I genuinely want to know did the crack do that to his voice? Because I know people that did crack and they don't sound like that. But also they didn't have Kennedy level crack. So obviously that pure shit burns your vocal cords

Mozzarella+just bare tendies+egg life wraps= 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Now when did Orphey Genes get liquor?!?

Builds new bone!!

I had no idea Michael Chiarello died!!!!

Nah, She is leading him to where that real money is for them. The church loves a trifling man that wants to be forgiven and the woman that will do it for him. And she not new to this church circuit? I love a good SCAM

My Mama is currently on the phone with me talking about some velor and satin BCBG pants with a matching jacket that she got when she was in her mid to late thirties and said that it's time for her to give it to my kid. Mama if you don't get the FUCK

I'm laughing because everybody knows that all of them Harris kids have a talent except that little questionable looking one. And everybody keeps asking what does he do? He got jokes y'all, you need one cousin that can make everybody laugh

It is starting to become birthday dinner season again in my life. And honestly, I just need y'all to choose restaurants that actually have food. I don't want to do no bites. That shit doesn't even say small plates, that shit say bar bites. 😂😂

I really be posting from my own page and shit. I rarely read the feeds first. I'll never tell my main feed 😂😂

Reminder that I'm never really talking to y'all. Sometimes conversations just happen to overlap when I think y'all got good shit to say

I don't know if y'all know who Aaron Foley is, but this man really be writing his ass off. If you don't have his books, you definitely need to be reading them. And if you don't go get the chronicle for your Grandma every week? You not a real Detroiter

I wrote something on how Detroit’s mayor wore Cartier frames in public, the first(?) time a sitting mayor has done so, and how it reflects a larger culture shift pushed by influencers — including one who unexpectedly died last weekend: michiganchronicle.com/a-bejeweled-...

This man hired someone to play his Grandma for his campaign ads. Nobody Black in Michigan believes in this man! But also a Black man will NEVER win Governor in the state of Michigan, so y'all take that how y'all want

The Voltaggio Brothers time on Top Chef is still some of the greatest television. Bravo doesn't get enough credit for what it has done for reality TV.

They telling us that Pat McGrath got $30 million in funding after filing for bankruptcy. Is she going to have to take on partners and VCS like white people? This keeps happening to our brands and I know why, but...... Ugh 😫

Okay but.... If you not willing to walk into quicksand after I told you this shit is over, Are you even really sad about me?

I listened to a little bit last night because he was doing a live show on all of the iHeartRadio stations. It sounds very good. You are definitely accurate about that Quincy Jones Puerto Rican shit 😂😭

YES 😂😂😂 easy money for what probably equates to 10 minutes of work for him.

I get juvenile wanting to put Megan on the remix, but there was a whole another young lady on this shit first LOL. Which makes this kind of crazy because damn she barely got any attention. I would be embarrassed

Into the unknown is absolutely a better song than Let It Go. Frozen 2 was infinitely better than the first Frozen. The second Moana wasn't that great compared to the first.

I only strap niggas cuz when I got that dick on me, all I can think about is Best Friend by Brandy and women already get terrible dick without me adding to it

And don't check me bitch, check your A1C

My child really just asked me if they could wait until the morning to get all of the dishes that are in my sink into the dishwasher. I will turn this house upside down cuz what the fuck are you saying to ME?!??

Hoeeeeee, I make him haaaaappy

I did a fridge dump for dinner tonight and that was probably a mistake because them jerk wings and that homemade Alfredo are both fighting for dominance right now. But I had a great time when it was going down.

since I'm doing a thing I say I would never do on the internet and that's talk about the government and shit, let's really talk about that shit. This is the same government that when a deal happening between 2 companies would essentially benefit the customer, They always come in and stop that shit

So sucking up and giving in to their demands didn't do a goddamn thing for the safety of the students? It's almost like somebody could have told you this. It's almost like everybody knew this shit!!! Mind you, these are supposed to be some of the smartest motherfuckers in the country. 😭

I want y'all to know that I'm friends with a lot of y'all in my mind. And by a lot of y'all, I mean maybe seven of y'all that I like. How do you know if I like you? That is a very good question, will not be able to answer it because I do not know.

Oh his son is a graduate from the Kendrick School Of Dissing. But you can absolutely tell that man had all of his children reading the dictionary everyday.

And then thinking and speaking about good music again, we need to talk about Rene and Angela. Because when Angela was talking about that nigga smile? She meant that shit. She MEANT that shit

"I don't care about no body count but them bodies better not have ever counted anything in my home!!"