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You not finna swing, tho. Comedienne in my head. Everything here is a bit in progress. $CeeNCrumpets
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about 2 months ago
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My baby had their first talent show performance and they were amazing! I love seeing them in their element and enjoying themselves.
about 2 hours ago
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I cry at every single school performance and program, man. I'm a full ass bitch with these kids ππ
about 3 hours ago
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At my kid's talent show. One of these babies did Show Me Love by Robyn. Like she FELT that πππ I just KNOW she be with her Grandma a lot ππππ Another did Square Biz! π
about 3 hours ago
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If you have a street weed man, you absolutely know where to get crack. They are typically not the same person, but sometimes you may luck up.
about 6 hours ago
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Talking on the phone with my daddy while he was at work. His coworker asked him something. "Hey man, I'm on the phone with my baby girl. When I'm talking to my babies and my lady, I can't talk to y'all niggas". TELL EM AGAIN, DADDY!!! Also lemme have some money.
about 8 hours ago
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All right, let me get my fat ass so I can make some breakfast. I hope y'all have a magnificent day, that's my plan
about 10 hours ago
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I just want to read through movie scripts, add six jokes to every one and then leave.
about 11 hours ago
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I need to buy a bunch of picture frames in bulk, like 8x10s and 4x6s and 5x7s. Dollar tree ain't even a go-to spot for them no more
about 11 hours ago
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about 11 hours ago
I mean. Somebody had to say it.
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Let's say you're about to buy a house and your sister works at a luxury apartment complex leasing office. She offers to steal you one appliance out of one of the vacant units as a housewarming gift. What appliance do you choose?
about 11 hours ago
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Now before y'all start getting nasty, did y'all motherfuckers take y'all medicines and y'all vitamins yet? Because y'all are 43 and horny, never forget that, but that don't mean you can't be healthy with your 43 and horny. Don't be 43, horny & floppy dicked cuz you got poor cardiovascular health.
about 11 hours ago
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Actually yes. Yes.
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about 11 hours ago
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Can I tell y'all the funny, funny shit that is happening right now in my apartment complex. Somebody broke into one of the vacant apartments and stole the appliances. Dishwasher, stove and refrigerator. So now they are going to every unit to check and see if we have appliances π€£
about 11 hours ago
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Bisexual wall coverings
about 11 hours ago
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Oh. Toe colors. Don't ask me what color my toes are if you not about to send the $65 for me to go get the gel pedicure.
about 11 hours ago
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My workout was absolutely effective yesterday because when I cough I can feel my abs and I don't even have any π€£π€£π
about 11 hours ago
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I'm not even really independent. I'm just very much "I have a Daddy".
about 12 hours ago
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Saying isn't doing.
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about 12 hours ago
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First thing I saw this morning when I logged on was a white man pretending to be a Black talking about collard greens. I should probably log off because y'all are not about to fuck up my day with lies.
about 13 hours ago
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Either you are a white person or your family couldn't cook and I'm going to start with saying that about your grandmama and then your mama and then your sisters. Could be both because I know some white people that can make some fire ass greens.
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about 13 hours ago
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I layered my night time joint when I was stuffing it with some kief πππ
about 21 hours ago
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This woman could and should have ended the conversation immediately after he sent that text message. But look at how they responded. Some of y'all really be doing shit to bring it to social media. St@b these men
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about 21 hours ago
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Yeah I think I'm fucking with this app, just for the ease in recording stuff alone
1 day ago
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You know how off the chain middle schoolers are? The middle school dance is only going to be an hour and a half. 90 minutes LOL. They don't even get a full two. As a parent, I can't even go get a meal on a Friday night in 90 minutes.
1 day ago
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I can't stand a nigga that don't understand shit. That shit just irks me. And now here we are. ππ€£
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1 day ago
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A Black comedy getting to season 5 on Fox? Just ignore it π
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1 day ago
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Doing this in front of AI and Ron Isley? He should be beaten!!!!
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1 day ago
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I know this is not even the secondary story here, but I am tired of America's obsession with them damn Kennedys.
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1 day ago
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That would be waaaaaaaaay too much ego in purple and gold, we already have the Ques.
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1 day ago
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I can't imagine quitting because I'm thinking about what Shannon Sharpe and them have to say about me
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1 day ago
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I've been nauseous all fucking day and I just need a break
1 day ago
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Everybody on here seems real angry today and honestly, maybe y'all should go masturbate. I'm not saying it's going to fix everything, but rub one out. Not at work, tho. You nasty bastards
1 day ago
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In college, my roommate was fucking our other roommate's boyfriend who lived with us because he was a bum and an adult living with 19-year-old girls And everybody had a job except him. Rip EY, tho, my nigga didn't deserve to die like he did.
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1 day ago
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Anyway. I'm listening to music from William Grant Still today while I'm in the office. I've started to move toward classical music while I'm working, it actually makes a difference.
1 day ago
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About to ask a nigga to be my Salad Daddy. Fuck sugar. Have you seen the price of fucking vegetables?!?
1 day ago
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"you have gluten free bagels? I can't have gluten" "No we don't sorry" "Okay well give me a plain bagel with cream cheese" Please get your Weird Al Yankovic looking ass out of here, lady.
1 day ago
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Determined to not let other people start my day off the way they want to. Because I swear I would hate to have to air this bitch out
1 day ago
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I actually returned my smartwatch completely. I am tired of proving that I did something LOL. Everything is starting to feel like work. I don't like that shit.
2 days ago
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2 days ago
trying to get used to sleeping with my watch so i can track my sleep but itβs rather difficult.
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Alicia LeShay gave doll
2 days ago
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Prison profit pipeline.
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2 days ago
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Her titties could leak forever and I would still give her my entire fucking check to smell the fluid.
2 days ago
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I know it's impossible but I be wanting every Black girl in college to be under Dawn
2 days ago
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$5 don't even pay for the free guac and queso at Qdoba!
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2 days ago
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5 million after tax. Even then, I'm applying back after a year. π
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2 days ago
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I figured out how to turn off reposts and I am so fucking excited!!!
2 days ago
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Seeing what this is in response to has me sliding on the floor but it's not incorrect because that lady definitely still got her original teeth from the Brewster projects.
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2 days ago
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I was stuck on the landing of the stairs leading to my high school boyfriend's bedroom giggling for hours too afraid to go down the stairs.
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2 days ago
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Update: I am not going to the gym. Much π΄ But I am going to do a Grow w Jo video. I did finally upgrade my boost camp membership to pro, so I can share my custom workout plans with people! The one I'm doing for this program (12 weeks) has dumbbells and a lat pull down bar as my available equipment
2 days ago
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I still feel bad for how the world did Chelsea Clinton. I was a little kid then and even I knew people were being weird as fuck. You didn't have to be an adult or a parent to see that.
2 days ago
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