Goodnight loves. I love you 😘

This is actually a whole thing, with lemon!

Okay, K. Michelle is absolutely the perfect addition to this cast LOL. She should have been on this show years before. She should have been on with Nene and Kenya

All of my baby's aunties, their new dance picture is up on IG

My latest vocal stim

My child walked away from their beverage, leaving it with me and still said make sure don't nobody put anything in my drink. I have never felt so untrusted but so proud at the same time.

They are doing some top-notch credit scamming on Facebook today because what do you mean his score went from 489 to this in 2 weeks? 🤣🤣🤣 I am never unfollowing the people that I went to high school with, how would I find entertainment?

King looks like Tiny didn't find out she was pregnant till she was six months.

We not supposed to be on the internet with people who stayed in the same classroom all day in high school.

They don't make enough shoes to combat the bots/they ARE they bots/this is scarcity marketing

Tl;dr not all fat people eat like the people you see on TV that are.... Well selling a TV show.

I think a lot of people think all fat people like sugar and candy and excess shit. Nigga no, I love pasta, rice and whole cheeses. I don't need "diet" food, my body is a fucking hater and I need to live a walkable life, America!

Some of these dieting recipes are really confusing cuz y'all really be eating shit like this?!? Like I'm fat and this looks nasty, but y'all make it "healthy"?

This man brought me a breakfast full of greasy meat. Bless his heart but nigga

Please tell me y'all have seen this dinosaurs documentary from Steven Spielberg this shit so crazy

Thank you @bamaslymm.blacksky.app !

Okay it's time to talk about shit very important to me. One of those things is the amount of NBA teams in California and why they are improperly spaced

Erin 🤭

That lady's core is as strong as them follicles holding Stevie's dreads up

Hey y'all. I still need to raise like $250 to cover my cash app loan. Can you help me, please? I appreciate everyone for holding me up at this time.

About to have an amazing night

About to have an amazing night

Hi @bamaslymm.blacksky.app I'm not at home to check, but do we have the dinosaurs documentary that just came out by Steven Spielberg? I'm trying to get some shrooms and experience that to tonight

When men who are heavy in the church used to match with me, I used to respond to them and say you can't read nothing if it ain't King James, huh? LOL

And FUCK Essence and EssenceFest too!

If y'all ain't familiar with this lady, you are so blessed 🤣🤣

I've been smoking the ethereal raw cones for the past week and I don't like them LOL. Very hard to stuff. Too thin.

Telling somebody to deal with their stress and shit because it's going to lead to Alzheimer's later is absolutely.... Girl if I could deal with the fucking stress I wouldn't have stress, am I right? Like make the shit make sense? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Currently doing a rewatch of Married with Children and to see Jay and Gemma so far removed from where they have come is hilarious (Gemma is just Peggy with weed and coke in leather 🌚🤣)

Anyway, I see y'all are being y'all again. Go join a motherfucking graduate chapter.

I actually hate when men that don't have good dick health send dick pictures because y'all do know we can tell why y'all squeezing it at the base, right? Boy if you don't get the fuck up and go for a run. How often do your feet fall asleep?

I was going to apologize for calling y'all 43 and horny last night but after coming to the sky this afternoon and seeing the clouds, y'all are never beating the fucking allegations of being middle-aged and erect.

We're going to a Black family reunion that has been planned for at least 2 years in an off-site location.

I remember the question of when was the last time you saw a White person at your mom house.. for me is NEVER… I asked my mama about it and she was like why would they come to my house..

They offed Lynnette?!?!? Damnit

I see the exit and it's time for me to go back up all of this mouth I done had on this ride home so I hope y'all have a wonderful evening. Don't forget, and get off the phone and get in the field.

Barbra Streisand probably knew Ben Stiller parents real good because she didn't do no acting after like 2000 besides these fucking movies

Niggas be living far as fuck and expect you to stay up. Sir I had way too much sugar. I need to go to bed before I start glitching

So have y'all found somebody to fuck in real life or are y'all still being horny and 43 at 11:00pm on the internet?

Let me roll up and roll out

Velveeta shells with some cracked black pepper is actually elevated gourmet

I know exactly where I'm about to go

I am baby free suddenly this weekend so if you need to send a single mama some discretionary funds, I am the one that needs them because I want to go outside and buy an outside lemon drop. Not a cutwater lemon drop LOL

"Yes DC is in Maryland, I have flown there twice" was actually the dumb shit we needed to see today

It's always a nigga with hips.

ANOTHER ONE?!?! Men gotta start dead and earn the right to live, fuck it.

Just passed a sign and one of these Asian salons is doing $22 full sets Monday through Wednesday until 3:00 p.m. And listen...... I will bring my own acrylic 😂😂

And it really sucks that we can't really have an honest and nuanced conversation around DV because as gas prices are going up, as unemployment goes up, as the price of literally every fucking thing is going up, guess what's also going to rise?? DV rates.

Klonopin.