Why I gotta calculate how much I owe in taxes but the IRS already knows what it is but if I get it wrong I get penalized…

Oh but when I do it, yall be yelling at me!

Constituents are asking me, “What’s going on with funding for ICE?” Let me explain with my favorite treat from the 14th District.

if i’m going thru something and you know im going thru something, the last thing i want is for you to make sexual comments. This why i rarely have guy friends now.

Me every time people bring up RBG

If you go back and do some digging on legit every single white man of note throughout history...? You will find at best, previously undisclosed incompetence, and at worst, blatant human rights abuses, actually committed or supportive of. 😭😭😭😭😭 I am NOT exaggerating.

It's a testament to a phenomenon we still experience today, people's success being ALLOWED to overshadow their harm. *looks at the names on them lists*

I'll watch ANYTHING whacking presidents OR Lin-Manuel Miranda!!!!

There is a local Minnesota group that I think *formalized* messaging around a boycott but IMO ... The reason why this boycott took off and STUCK is because it was very organic. People saw the messaging from Target and the way the then CEO doubled down and decided NOPE, I'm done.

Michael Jordan

Not Aldis Pierre for the poster

Men’s rights were a mistake

Men with full beautiful lashes

I’ve never been told this 🤔

This took me out IG real_timmeadows “So many roles, I barely remember them.”

Our nephew looking well on his way to court today. Praying for favor and grace for him. *Information on proceedings in comments #BlackSky

That UFC shit has to be a joke

Know me 🤭

This Cava opened on February 11th. I done been here so much I know who the employees are 😭 tonight shorty that's stingy on the meat is working 🙃😤

And he's still collecting "Just Can't Wait to Be King" checks, so imagine how HEFTY —

Me laughing at her downfall

So I found out a lot of the ghouls in pumpkin Hitler’s administration have moved into military housing for “security reasons.” A whole bunch of millionaires, mind you. Nothing says “man of the people” like wealthy officials hiding out on taxpayer-funded bases. How patriotic.

Give em one of these. Its the only way.

If I maneuver my night to be able to watch this mfer while at work and they don't give this fucking movie movie of the yr I swear to God

Miles Caton & Raphael Saadiq will perform “I Lied to You” from ‘Sinners’ at the 98th Oscars! Misty Copeland, Jayme Lawson, Eric Gales, Buddy Guy, Brittany Howard, Christone “Kingfish” Ingram, Li Jun Li, Bobby Rush, Shaboozey, and Alice Smith will be part of the performance.

Tf on. Amen?! 🙌🏾

What do @thehorrorhottie.bsky.social say about men and comparisons?

We definitely need a “ho is you cool” button

I don’t know who called off the Target boycott, but my wife and I haven’t been there since last January, and we have no plans to go back. What did I miss? Because I haven’t seen an apology or any real course correction. Target spit in our faces, so we made a conscious lifestyle change.

Oh well, that explains a lot. She does not speak for me or anyone I know.

*adds to arsenal*

This like when Harry tell us he not Kaytranada.

The new "would you love me if I were a worm"

A girl on TT summed it up perfectly. Trump is loud, ignorant, disrespectful, racist, dumb and corrupt and gets away with it all. His supporters see themselves in him. They live vicariously through him until he does something that he cant talk his way out of then they were “betrayed.”

I go to the gym with my Dad. The amount of niggas that have insinuated that we're together disgusts me to no end 😭

That's how you know they aint learned shit because that nigga of all people?!

Speechless.

Yup, spot on.

THIS GFM WILL BE DELETED!!!!!!!! I HAVE MET MY GOAL AND I AM BEYOND GRATEFUL!!!!! IF YOU WERE NOT ABLE TO DONATE AND WANTED TO, PLEASE KNOW THAT I AM JUST AS THANKFUL FOR YOU AS WELL!!!!!

Me every time I don't wake up to that one announcement 😤

I don’t feel any sympathy for these conservative women who are leaving the movement. They were fine with all the bullshit until it was against them.

Men are old. Women are timeless.

“Talking bout some Maggie Gyllenhaal boy set the block on fire IDC” 😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Feet men, come forth. Paypigs, we speak your name.

See what these outlandish questions do?! Gives the menfolk delusions and such.

Asking men on dates is nuts.