See now I wish we had polls because I'd absolutely ask how people think The Fifth Element starts. Is it at that structure in the desert or when Bruce Willis wakes up to that terrible attempt at a robbery.

“You got enough people complimenting you already” And? So? You don’t want to be a part of the praise and worship too? I hate that for you.

Al Gore, peering out the window:

Why did I have 4 meetings today. Holiday weekends should start the Monday before the holiday. Because why do y'all want me to do actual work???

The app for paying rent is down. That means July free, right?

Speaking of hitting the bottom, did you do your kegels today?

Not lost on me that once the stats about Black Women being the most well educated and degreed demographic started being spread and talked about widely that *suddenly* these attacks on higher education funding got more aggressive and pointed.

You? Me? Niggas.

yall been showin your behinds, I seen it

I love the edit interaction feature on here cause soon as someone annoys me

The funniest thing about this clip is I feel like Camron's smacking ass had Wood prolly ready to go upside his head fr 😭

Tldr: ultraconservative Catholic group wants to go back to it's old timey terrible racist roots and the new pope said:

Things they swore were here to stay but did not stay (or have the impact they promised): Bitcoin Metaverse NTF/FTX Crypto Crowdstrike NEO the humanoid Hyperloop Segways Google glasses

Got 4 new bras off the Lane Bryant clearance yesterday and with a coupon only paid $65. I should play the lottery.

NFTs was one of the most ridiculous eras of the internet

All of 2024 we had to hear all over the tv and print how Joe Biden was old and senile and two years later that uglass man is talking to a Teddy Roosevelt hologram thinking it’s real and ain’t not one of them is saying anything. Bunch of weak ass punks. I hate all of you!!

Between #OnlyOneAtATime and the rhymes I'm screaming

Everyday finna feel like summer if y'all keep using A.I.

I love male titties real bad.

Their mama named them the “N double A C P” and that’s what imma call them.

I don’t like the way Ty Dolla Sign sounds. Just be ruining songs.

It’s crazy how identifiable some of yall are by your 🍆 and 🍑

Chicago's lawlessness...ok.

If you eating coochie from the back, DM me

TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE, WITH A BUNCH OF SCRAPS

Soon as I start going back to the gym consistently I'll be unstoppable

I just know they barbershops got a grid of haircuts to select from and it’s just different eras of Michael 😭

Lady said this in this mans comments on IG and this was his response it took me 15 minutes to post this cause I was laughing so hard my eyes start to burn Some women really be scaring the hoes

not understanding who this elle woods prequel is supposed to be for

Crazy that we'll never hear a new "Tay Keith fuck these niggas up"

Same reason he put that shit on IG the first time 😭

This video is unbelievable..

If Kobe was still here he'd be looking for his shoes

Ngl, I didn't know there was this many white people in the NBA.

Future has got to go back to making music for the girls. Some of his best moments ☝🏾

Don’t slip Don’t slip Cause a nigga might push up on it Don’t really wanna lose this moment Why window shop when you own it?

I love a “come to find out”

Now I do feel like my bitch should've been able to put Jamie's face on and choke the life outa Cersei because she deserved.

Arya bout the only storyline they didn't fuck up

Filch was SHOOK

“When people ask you what happened here, tell them the North remembers. Tell them, Winter came for House Frey.” Arya was getting those bars OFF, jack!

When this happened to me in Oct I went back to retail then started a few side hustles. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Cinema

And yet he is JUST like his Dad 😒🙄

Joyce not handing out enough fades for me. The 2nd wife done stole your husband's body. The 3rd left you with twins then wana pop back up at the funeral. The trollop out here hyperventilating and causing a scene in the 1st row. She should've did Jonas like Regina did Laz. Baby oil and all.

get worse soon!✨

He not saying sorry, BECAUSE HIS BITCH ASS AIN'T SORRY!