Trained is crazy. Lol

Can we put an end to LED headlights? It’s been the same dark out before and the regular headlights were fine.

Nobody wants to hear your conversation, song of the moment, or hold music. Get some earbuds immediately! Stop parking or sitting next to the only other person in the area. Move TF around!

Coke got that jaw working like Big Nancy.

“Chaclo” in the Main 7 for the men on here it seems 🤷🏽‍♂️

Go get you a donut, Mr. Scrooge.

It’s some fine ass women from 81 who look fantastic for their age while we are here, but whatever though

So lemme get this straight - this man’s birthday is today and instead of option a) telling him happy birthday, or option b) ignoring him if you don’t like him, you went to option h) be a hater?

????

Absolutely. And people share so much online in general, it's easy to feel like you "know" someone. Folks forget that nobody posts EVERYTHING.

Lol I’ve followed Mumbles across like 3 apps (but don’t “know”) and I’ve never known Breh to be less than peaceful so that’s how I know a line was crossed.

Just shut everything down

I need to go get my tires changed but the way I got my ass whipped in multiple ways at the gym this morning, I just want the couch for a little bit 😭

Give her 5 and then some very affectionate aftercare and food*

lol, this crooked ass administration redacted all those files and didn’t even do it the right way? Typical

Of course I wake up randomly at 2 AM. Smh

I can’t believe I never got to go to MTV’s Spring Break

I really wanted to put up a tree. Seems pointless 2 days away but still

so thank you, Bari, for streisanding this so hard that a bunch of terminally online 38 year olds who haven’t watched cable television since saturday morning cartoons are glued to fucking 60 minutes you monumentally incompetent goon

They said we will give you $3,000 to “deport YOURSELF” to ICE. What makes you think you gonna see that money if you going back home, fam?

Okay I know Santa is the draw here but “self deport yourself for $3K” not crazy???

ts got me screaming so bad lmaooooo

He’s buying his own stuff back under a different name?

Bari Weiss looks like even more of an idiot now.

Deferring to El Salvador like we didn’t broker the deal lmao smh

The AP knows what it is doing with lines like this:

Why Priussy get rejected

14 minutes. A 14 minute segment detailing CECOT and its human rights violations, and the U.S.’s connections to that, and spiking it got more eyes on it than letting it run.

My goodness.

You’ll read Nebraska and have a picture in your mind of who is impacted, the story will tell you just how wrong you are. And Tyson is going to do as little as possible to support them.

Let her give you them old fashioneds brother. Make liquor promises just like she does!

Man I didn’t even know Tyson manufactured beef lol I just know them for chicken

This new Theory sells moves better

mob wives was the only show we can back up wasn't fake. everybody got federal charges lmao.

4 is adventurous. I can do 3 if I’m 20 minutes from home.

This is adorably headass lol

Logan not here tonight, huh?

Uh oh, Theory wrestling in actual pants instead of shorts. Serious business huh?

NEW! DJ CLUE! DESERT STORM!

They really are lining up Gunther’s ducks in a row.

Teasing Rey as the next legend Gunther will retire. That’s Dom’s job… unless he makes the save 🤨

Gunther rude for that “You can’t see me” 😭😭😭😭

Punk went in there to tell Gunther his time was up and he was cutting into his match time lol that’s all

When they have old fashioneds at happy hour and you think a second won’t do no harm but all of a sudden you unbuttoning your third shirt button <<<

Lmaooo the heavy whiskey with the singular ice ball really does loosen the undies

Theory tripping with this fresh in the military buzz cut. You’ve probated young man, enough of that

So… RhIyo skipping the line and fighting the Kabuki Warriors for the belt even though Lash and Nia won last week?

NO idea what Raquel was doing there lmao

Lmaooo I cry EVERY TIME Lyra unlocks Bayley’s craziness