If you see dese dogs in ya front yard, HUH.. just know upstairs I’m goin hard.

See what happens when you’re a big man that brings the ball up the court? You start dribbling and folks run away thinking you got it like usual. Any other big man? The PG is running over to you to get that damn ball. What a horrible moment for the tiniest misunderstanding. 😭

Enoki: *crunch crunch crunch.. sniff sniff sniff* Me:

Are y’all comfortable eating in front of someone that’s not eating? Idk why but I just can’t eat like I want to if the person next to me isn’t eating.

Whenever this app starts acting up, I start banging my phone against my palm like a raggedy remote. It works.

Precisely why I added this song to my gym playlist. 😤😤😤😤

Africa, Europe, cruise ships in the middle of nowhere.. it was a phenomenon. I know that man was SICK.

There’s a lot of self hate within that one 👀

Idk why mister getting out of the hot tub won’t relax his shoulders. He looks uncomfortable. 😭

To be fair.. he set me up. Before that he said “my grind’s about family, never been about fame” ..so I thought he was talking his FAMILY!!! How was I supposed to know!? 😭😭

Y’all. I’ve been misinterpreting a line in Grindin my whole life. 😭 I thought he said “them days I wasn’t Abel, there was always Cain” ..you know, shouting out his brother. Apparently it’s “them days I wasn’t able, there was always caine” ..talking bout DRUGS! It wasn’t a heartfelt line at all 😭

@rize4eva.bsky.social Happy Birthday!!

On another note, I think I finally hit the right stimulus with these leg extensions. Hurts so good 🥹

This man is in the gym jamming and yelling “where all my scamming ass nxggas at??” 😭😂😭😂 I love that for him

😂😭😂

Modern Family is so funny, man 😭😭

I just got SO mad.

That means only one thing

Boy would I love for a fine ass man to take initiative with me

Exactly how I felt about that meanie calling him a jackass. How are you gonna call a baby a jackass!? 😒😒

Imagine your city having a Pride Ball at City Hall. Shoutout New York

I wonder what it means that in a completely blind taste test competition involving 32 chefs, a woman has come out on top 5 years in a row. It’s almost as if when there’s no subconscious bias… 🤔

I thought legalizing sports betting was bad.. but this Day Trading situation?? They’re legit setting people up. It’s clear as day.

Idk who all is a Food Network watcher like me but I just learned that Chef Antonia Lofaso dated and had a child with Heavy D. WHAT?!

Lmaoooo BOY OH BOY. Just in time for the AI bubble to pop and for poor people to lose a LOT of money 😭😭 Folks are gonna be asking ChatGPT what to trade. lmaooo. OMG!

For Naruto & all these shinobi to be ninjas, they sure do yell their moves a lot. You can’t sneak attack someone if you’re yelling “Earth Style!” before you do anything.

My breakfast 🥴

Him later that night

Iiiiis it??? [makes plans]

This is exactly how I’m tryna kiss somebody’s son. It’s above me at this point.

That’s just if we eat a bad diet. If women eat alkaline like Dr. Sebi said, it eliminates the need to poop. The body absorbs it all. 😌😌

Almost daily. 😭 ..days, weeks, months, years ago.. don’t matter.

So if I have a crush on an NBA security guard, all I gotta do is run out on the court and he’ll rush to come hug me?? 🤔🥰

Castle be HOOPING. He’s so exciting to watch.

That “shut the fxck” ..LMAOOOO

Me with better genetics and more money or a cat.

Nope. You get “Hey,” and my question is right after it.

There WILL be signs… 😂🤭🌚

I made bibimbap in my rice cooker and bxtch.. Let me change the flag in my bio. 🇰🇷

How many theme songs does Naruto have?!

I can't root for everyone Black. I absolutely am not rooting for DJ Akademiks

🎶 mi-ni-muuum 🎶

Depends on if my crush is in the room

<— would like a hug

Is this one of those COINTELPRO things? Because I’d believe it.