I think abt those women on the bird saying they dont lotion they yitties when I lotion mine. 🫠

One of my Cousins called me because she’s going through a hard time with her child’s father. They live together and he’s been acting a fool. And she just told me I’m hell because I said, “Ain’t he on house arrest? Cut his ankle monitor off while he sleep and throw it out the house or something.”

Variety, this is one of the best things you've done.

Small airport: 2hrs Hartfield Jackson: 3-4hrs

can the Kennedy curse read? ROBERT JUNIOR, bitch!

This whole airport conversation is showing me that I can’t fly with yall 😭 Yall either strict or play too much.

This f*cking year. apple.news/AyVYVbuGhSr6...

Evil shouldn’t have to be locked up for you NOT to choose it.

Let me remind you that you are wrong. Folks voted white instead of right. bsky.app/profile/crys...

I love them and eat them frequently.

Yo. We can like Cardi and not infantilize her. She know who she with. And she knows how SHE get down herself. Ya’ll green as hell 😭

wouldn't have been an excuse if it was a man but it being a woman makes it all the more heinous.

If that police report is real, Stefon Diggs is a piece of shit and should never see the field again.

He's fallen out of his seat and I had to encourage him to get back into his seat and pick up his dropped phone. Now, he's thanking me, telling me he loves me and he wants to fuck me. 😩 Someone has called him and I had to get him to answer. Hopefully, it's his ride. We're almost at his stop...

This man looked me dead in my face and said "fuck you"... My face until he turned away from me:

This nigga on this long-distance train loud and drunk. They had to get an attendant to come get him. Nigga had a bottle of whipped cream vodka on him. 😩 He's getting off at the next stop. Hope someone is waiting for him.

My experience with this app:

The Skyline to this random white Jerry:

Idlewild walked so Sinners can run. Both movies are in the same universe. I could go even further and say that they should watch They Cloned Tyrone.

This song always reminds me of y'all. 🫶🏽 🔊 youtu.be/UprcpdwuwCg?...

My respect for George Clooney finds a way to actually sink lower: apnews.com/article/geor...

No but i always make time for a meal and G&T 😭

I saw this convo about being a fellas first 'baddie' and that shit is real. A lot of people want to date someone really attractive, but don't think about what it's like. You're going to see them get hit on flirted w/, liked, and hit on *all the time.* You gotta know who you are to deal w/ that

I do not like the current Georgia governor candidates 😭 I’m sure some of them are nice people but I have 0 faith in any of the democratic candidates ability to actually win

Cricket Killer is now a Union Buster. I hope every single TSA Agent walks off the job.

Please be careful discussing how you’re moving through TSA lmao. Y’all know these are not unmonitored websites. And we are in unprecedented times 😭

I actually cannot believe what is being discussed on the skyline right now. Free-for-all, public access to the Internet was a mistake.

see!!!!!!!!!! They was in there cranking that

“How do these things happened to you?” Babe i am from Alabama… anything that can happen will!

I was raised by a mother that loved me. My mom never yelled at me. She never called me bitches and hoes. She never picked at my weight. We weren’t hit with pots and pans and extension cords. She never told my business to other family members. She didn’t let our dad hit us. She spoke life into me.

😭😭while stealing material

every damn day someone comes on here from another social app to implore that that app is better. so then why are you here? GO! be great in your lavender nigga shut up 😂😂😂

What @domainunlimited.bsky.social said below

On Wednesday i decided to squeeze one final trip into the year

Our Autistic King. And ALL the Medical Examiners.

*searches how I can extend my FedEx account to other people *

I was gonna punch Steve in his snake!

Created by the Civil Rights Act to protect our constitutional right to vote, the DOJ Civil Rights Division has since abandoned its commitment to neutrality under Trump. Now, the division is actively eroding those very protections 68 years later. https://bit.ly/4jcAHb9

Nothing like an Alpha catching strays in the middle of a thread. 🤣

I have my coffee

Seriously. I hope the insurance companies BURN. BURN IT ALL. And Black women have been telling everyone forever about this coming. Now it's here, and it harms everyone that doesn't have millions. People, more people, will die. Hey non rich white women that voted for this: How's it going?

Are you Black?

Helped torch democracy in 2024 then peaces out to France b/c he has the means to do so. I fucking hate this prick.

hey, you're really loud.

Start taxing unrealized gains and then all the sudden the super inflated, overvaluations in the market stop. And they all know it. Things have gotten stupid.

I swear man, almost everybody will scam you if you let them. I tried to make changes to insurance and they gave me an absurd quote and I said that doesn't sound right, I think that's too high and they called back 5 minutes later to say yep, they missed a discount so it'll be much cheaper. Get tf out

So, i know many women in menopause: aching joints, hot flashes, mood swings,night sweats, irregular periods, and vaginal dryness, brain fog, memory lapses, difficulty concentrating, depression, sleep problems, fatigue, dry skin, bladder issues... Insurance companies are now denying meds.

This would heal me

Are they paying you to do this?