Bruh I thought this was gonna be a shitty Brendan Fraser remake.

Good afternoon!

I was applying for this lil part time and the shit was right up my alley. I'm like oh, I think this is near DC, I don't wanna go down there but whatever... Why I type the address in, and this shit in St Mary's?!?!? 😩😩😩😩😩 Never mind bruh.....

He didn't have to say anything but I want to know what they wanted him to say there.

The replies to this. 😭😭😭😭😭

You saw the northern lights?!?!? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

You know what.... I really was like damn, I could use some Chinese... Then I remembered they're closed on Tuesdays. 🥺🥺🥺🥺

That took me smooth out. 😭

I'm glad I follow so many people with taste!!! 🫶🏾 (Except when y'all said y'all eat white castle)

A direct hit smh

OH WOW..... I forgot about that one too!

I always find it funny when people act shocked when Tall Black Women are called men. Seems like all Tall Black Women have experienced it… But no one else has ever heard of it happening or been the one to call us that. Righhhttt

TI and his Husky ever go to trial?

I feel like I be the only one that remembers this song. 😩

Michael B Jordan ‘repulsed’ by Baftas racial slur while his parents were left in tears

That reminds me I need to reup on the cyclobenzaprine. Thanks!

Kinda.... I included the link to the full article.... www.theroot.com/wait-nbc-spo...

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

Neither TI nor 50 have a good reputation with women so let’s not compare them in that aspect.

the BAFTAs saw the good press that britain got for investigating epstein guys and decided to restore traditional coverage of the country

Thank God I never liked that man.

I'm so glad we can come together as a people and focus on the REAL enemy: Tyler Perry.

"Think of the messiest bitch you know, it's 50 cent ain't it?"

I’m ngl, the only reason why people laugh at what 50 does most of the time is cuz they like him. His actions are corny as fuck 99% of the time, it just comes from someone they like so mfs call it “petty” and laugh.

Indeed.

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My company has its 130 year anniversary this year. They sent out an email about giving them your size information so they can send you a celebratory gift and my black ass was so scared to click that link because BITCH YALL NOT GONNA GET ME ON NO PHISHING TEST!!!

To die? Absolutely.

I wanna ask what post y'all talmbout but I don't want anybody mad at me.

I used to play the shit out of this album. A true masterpiece

Baby, I'll kick both these boxes over.

The only thing I disagree with is how the apology from the gentleman and BAFTA should be private. If your harm is public, so should your apology be.

tyler fucking perry

Okay the Vas Deferens is SENDING MEEEEEEE.

“I heard the officer say ‘that ain’t shit’.” NASHVILLE — ICE shatter a car window in front of a newborn, refuse to look at man’s license & work visa… drag him out of his car, hit him, mock him for being Guatemalan (he’s from Mexico), laugh when he begs to say goodbye.

Sir Deadass I am your man, sir.

HE DID THAT SHIT!!

The Ford Pinto had a death rate of 85 people for 10 million cars sold. The Cybertruck hasn't sold 10 million, but the fatality rate so far maths out to 1,452 people killed per 10 million sold. The Cybertruck may be the deadliest road car, for the occupants, ever sold. fuelarc.com/evs/its-offi...

Kids aren't gonna stop being hungry because you're sick ... She also didn't have to sneeze on the child like that. 😒😒😒

I swear.. my daughter be like.. ma I know you sick but I really want a snack please…

The US Men’s hockey team scandal is exactly why women choose the bear.. Men will literally support you publicly, to then turn around and be sexist in private masqueraded as “locker room talk”.. No Bryan, you’re a piece of shit.

Me trying:

For all intents and purposes...you are.

The limitations you set for yourself are not limitations for me.

Once the condoms run out so does this pussy. Pack it up.

The RAZR... WATTBA!!!

I need to grab this Byredo Gypsy Water perfume. #NeedDat (Or a great dupe)

Pro tip: put batteries in the snowballs