The goalposts DEFINITELY be moving.

The only Rapture I acknowledge www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHCd...

I've never seen a duck cheat in a foot race lol

Tylenol said BITCH HOW DARE YOU?!

No Rapture, still waiting on my Superpowers….this is some bullshit.

If you’re reading this, go stream Anita Baker “Rapture” on repeat today. Let’s see if we can get it to number one. I think we can do it. 😂

Energy✨️

I’m fascinated by the arrogance of thinking you know when the Rapture is coming. Anyway: youtu.be/pHCdS7O248g?...

If you are in line, stay in line.

OH THIS IS GOLD LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i’ll go to hell squared before i end up in the same afterlife as you two degenerates 😭😭😭😭

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You will ALWAYS be famous!! @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social

Currently at $995 towards our goal gofund.me/689986bbf

I still have time to sit on it. Thank you Jesus!

God this AM: “They thought what?”

He's making a list, and checking it twice; gonna find out whose raptured or not...

“I tell these hoes to suck my dick they put their hair up in a bun.”

quote this with your reaction to gettin left behind during the rapture

Morning y’all

ALRIGHT.

"you should've never called me a fat ass kelly price." in the 75 years of television, this lives as one of it's greatest moments. how blessed were we to experience that?

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

I have added the gofundme under this post for this who are able to donate. I appreciate the support and any and all donations that are given ❤️.

Alright. 💀

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I used to click randomly or set it to the biggest board with the least amount of bombs. Then one day, it just made sense

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Same. This is exactly why I haven’t thrown them out or gotten rid of the dvd player. Soon as I can rip them to the hard drive. It’s over.

They gon try and get all that money back on them tables too

Them Vegas pockets is HURTING bby.

Rapture coming but not me. 😔

“I heard white girls screaming and got the fuck up outta there” LMFAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO SO REAL

“Three-Fifths Mafia” still one of the funniest things I’ve ever read in my life

I feel like I’m living in an episode of the Boondocks & Southpark!

Libra all day.

*walks up to the podium, Does push ups, Stands* I'm disgusted that you all sat there and watched me outwork you. *leaves* 🚪 🚶🏿‍♂️ *somehow makes $3000 USD per appearance*

Y'all laughing but this the new "Ball Up Top".

Well I’m glad Russell Wilson is a good husband and father. He need to go do that full time

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EVERYBODY GO COP MY BOY @chaclo.blacksky.app NEW BEST SELLER!

Same like, I may make a good point time to time but I’m on here for my entertainment and to pass the day ✋🏽

Foreword by Phil Knight: “Harry cuts through the BS like he’ll cut you for trying it. He is unmatched consistency in a tech suit. A must read for the stay ready minded individual. Just do it.”

The Spanish makes it funnier to me.

“Every push is up.” is very motivating.

Welcome to Libra Land bitch 😎

Nap time for everyone. Maybe a snack.

it's so expensive to get your life together. therapy. gym. eating right. investing in rest. being social. getting a hobby. i'm tapped.