Actions have consequences and most of y’all genuinely dumb.

Being the face of illiteracy…

You can only hear it in his voice 😭😭😭😭😭

The audacity & entitlement to move like this is incredible....

There's a SpongeBob meme for everything

He shows us. We ask. He refuses to tell us. I thought we all knew how the game was played😂

😂😂😂😂

We need a phone tree. Got to break through the DND when the big one hits. Wake everybody up.

BRUH

10/10 No notes.

About me:

i stand corrected

Lindsey Graham at orientation in Hell right now. He’s just happy he saw Mitch so now he knows someone.

while everyone else was asleep, I know y’all felt like paul revere letting folks know the redcoats are coming.

Campaign slogan gonna have to be “was I wrong though?”

"I said no fucking pictures!"

Getting your ass flipped by a bison will absolutely fuck up your vacation.

Me at Lindsay Grahams Fune. Hands on knees getting crazy low wit it.

Amen 🙏

How you don’t know if a senator is dead or not? This country is a fucking joke.

Grimsy gave us a little whimsy today, and for that I will forever be thankful

Morning y’all

First person who salted a chocolate chip cookie was probably labeled a drug dealer or a bioterrorist

Sexually transmitted diarrhea.

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@seauxcocoa.bsky.social @breakfasthost.blacksky.app @ladidadi56.blacksky.app ♥️♥️♥️

Tambourines,whistles,and nanigans

now i can’t eat fucking salad anymore because errant whites fired all the important people

Caffeine is the food.

barefoot is insane

Lo finna cuss at me🥰😂

I can’t believe ima be a boy’s mother yo… somebody daughter is gonna cuss my son out and say “fuck yew AND your mother” and ima have to whoop his ass cuz why would make that girl say that??????

😍😍

If you live close to NYC and are a HOV fan you should try to make it the next two days. It was a great show. I never wanna hear about nobody out rapping him. Ever.

Lemme put this Prosecco in the fridge

Me watching all the lil clips from the concert last night. Hope y'all had fun.😒🍅🍅🍅🍅

I love how “uh oh” is like mayday for toddlers 😂

ICONIC

I’m awake but I would love a second sleep.

Looking JUST LIKE her momma

I don’t think I’ve ever been in such a severe reading slump. The hell is going on with my brain?

Morning y’all

A nice, well-placed “Ya motha” >>>

Not too much on meeeee!

“Oh so you doing the barking” looking pic 😂

You can only hide that you’re a complete piece of shit for so long.

“just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming swimming swimming”