aaaahh how far behind am i on abbott elementary???

Regularstitious, basicstitious, mild-manneredstitious type shit

I'm not superstitious...I'm a little stitious.

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“Well what do you call a mixed person who never met their Black side and was raised to think they tanned well because they had Sicilian in them?” A Black person with a best selling memoir on their hands

Them and Brazil got a different racial category for every fenty foundation shade of negro. I don’t have the mental energy for that lifestyle

That pic of Trick Daddy look like an incomplete thought.

Y'all. Can I please raise $200 for emergency funds to make sure my landlords don't get evicted today? Please. Cash.me/$katlynd

Yes you can!

you have to season your sandwiches! you have to season your salads!

America:

Urgent stop urban deforestation in West Oakland!

Remember when The Onion called that 9 year old Black child a “cunt” in a “satirical” tweet and then when backlash ensued from the tasteless “joke” Crissy Teigen and April Reign were agreeing w The Onion and shading the little girl? What a strange night on the old bird app…

breaking: 80-student encampment up at Occidental College in California, demanding the Board of Trustees commit to divest from Lockheed Martin, Palantir, Maersk, and Caterpillar amid the war on Iran, Lebanon and Palestine at an upcoming meeting on Monday.

Me: Men need to read more The books:

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 24,1962

bring it back 😭 we deserve

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Them saxophones start blaring

I'll plug this. While Bob McKnight's work fell a bit outside of my sphere of experience growing up, knowing the depth of his legacy even adjacently now is enough to make its preservation absolutely top priority, especially during this ongoing period of unspeakable larceny against our industry

They’re about to have the likes of Homer Simpson in there

Executives at Netflix raise prices like they aren't made of meat

Getting treasure with the help of alien tech sounds great. Let me try to finesse a bucket full of Neptunian diamond rain out of it as well

Asking me to tell em what Josephine Baker was like and if I'll teach them to Charleston 😒

“A mosquito, my libido” is why they took out Kurt Cobain

I can listen quietly to confessions but I can’t practice law. Not for someone who gets on the stand and starts howling n whatnot

Just for the sake of life experience I would spectate at the wild party. Cookies and tarot exist in real life while the later would be something I’ve never seen before.

I have to bring back my Jordan Peele flip I did of Back That Azz Up from a couple years ago 😭 Would be perfect for a film about 4 friends that go out of the country for plastic surgery and encounter an evil surgeon (body horror type film)

This is why I don’t like peacocks

I wonder if mosquito is a slur word to vampires.

These are exquisite!

Happy: A pill is marketed to make all your problems go away, everyone is happy and society will be peaceful. In reality it only makes you appear happy. You’re trapped inside, you just can’t show it, and people are beginning to snap, murderously, with a smile on their face youtu.be/ZbZSe6N_BXs?...

Who is writing off the Black women characters from #willtrent and where were they the 6th of January?

Cootamonk facing the world 😭

Napoleon Dynamite is one of the ugliest movies i can recall in modern times. Everybody straight HIDEOUS. it disturbed me so bad i can't even laugh at it.

People on tumblr used to write better Seinfeld episodes than the actual show

So far on public transportation, Dodgers fans are less annoying than Giants fans. Ya’ll so quiet I thought ya’ll lost

I try not to be bothered bc I can’t do contacts but I’ve seen only one 3d movie because the edges pissed me off so bad

🤣🤣

LA people are here. Allowing me to hear “foo” for the first time not on tv

That second screenshot has me HOWLING!!!!

Mans got a whole sneaky link negro spiritual. Now, he's embarrassing you in front of the choir and everything 💀

IKTR

This is a part of one thread I keep coming back to.