You know who be overly going? Married pilots.

friend your compatriots are sluts. they are easy. they are going.

I told a guy in the golf club parking lot that he had pretty eyes. He told me he loved me. The answer is yes.

Any time a woman tried to pick me up I assumed she was trying to Rob me 😂. When I first moved to New York, a woman bought ME a drink and invited me to her place. I bounced like she pulled a pistol.

This how Blacksky treat married niggas.

Documenting my experience trying a Vietnamese iced coffee. Here is part one. Lmaooo

Awful story, but it does the readers a huge disservice to bury these incredibly important paragraphs halfway down the page.

I promise you it pulled up this photo 😭

Ain’t nobody more single than a married man

PARALIVES IS OFFICIALLY OUT

Boy Meets World.

A burger with bacon and pulled pork

Actually I think I wanna be a fairy the next rennfaire

If you open your legs in the forest and no dicks enter it, are you having sex.....

WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD?

................... astrology not real but Jurnee Smollet's ex-husband is a Capricorn, LMFAO. He do look sneaky. Air Babies, PLS! LEAVE THEM mean-faced ass MEN ALONE!

Let me put this 12ft soccer goal together. Or is it 16ft? It’s too many feet but I’ll figure it out

Just flipped my king sized mattress around. Talk nice to me!

and it's not because they are reni fair enthusiast ... But because they live with a sense of adventure and THAT'S your huckleberry

Get off Instagram ... the women who full of flavor are down to the Renni fair Drinking Mead saying weird stuff to you when you just trying to get a beer

I have SOOO many fire ass photos from that night bc of her omg. For example:

I raise you one. Featuring me and your fine ass booty in the background ✨

@keeksreal.blacksky.app i found something for you 💀💀

A man saying “no” to me sounds like a long ass censor bleep. Does not register.

I’m in love

as soon as the camera panned to all them snow roaches i closed the video

All them brothers she got and no one has shot him. I mean we know one can at least have him beat up.

good morning hoe ass niggas

As a crystal collecting girlie with (undiagnosed) ADHD, a round face, and some witchy tendencies: Getchu one of us. We good people 😌

I like bad bitches that frequent venues of a more hood persuasion, but maybe I need to hit the Renaissance fair next time.

oh man I can’t believe the Enhanced Games are actually happening lol. wow I wonder who would win between an insane person who has dedicated their entire adult life relentlessly training to become the most perfect athlete for their chosen sport and a guy who wanted to skip that part

Good morning.

He do look unemployed.

I will not survive any hostile alien invasion tbh.

And you know he can suck the generational trauma out of yo nether regions too.

Orrrrrr handle uncle Randy the right way….

Ok you big freaky frog

It's amazing to hear someone with less range than Rihanna and I can deal with Rihanna

Not hate? But sometimes it sounds like a beautiful goose is honking at me. I use sparingly.

Perhaps this will help, Trish. I built this 13 years ago for the Orange County Register.

angelenos come get your girl

Repeating my old Twitter adage: Is it "discourse" or is it one very loud wrong man we can all block?

Who TF is Wemby?

I just woke up

Her putting these on her insta story in order of the phone call and then the picture with Solange? Iconic lol.

Hittas on speed dial 😂