a reminder:

The way this man is flirting with me is annoying.

Idk if y'all can see that... But wtf do I do? He's been there for weeks

Very, very easily.

I snapped I fear

A trash bag

Remember the A and B side? The Spice channel was my shit😛

My first friend🤗

I miss you

OMG... I used to love it

😅😂🤣 funniest response to Xae's age

And that ruins your chance of actually having sex with us.... F. Y. I

Men hinting they wanna talk about sex is annoying af. So I just ignore it. Now I gotta be paid to talk about sex. Y'all annoying af.

open.spotify.com/track/20ubMM... Idk but I never got cunty vibes and never thought to use that word but biiiiiitch CUNTY af...

And another thing @bsky.app sober me talks way too much for your lil 300 characters... May you change that you like 10000 perhaps?

I said the same thing... Then tried anxiety meds. One time I knew I was supposed to get anxious and didn't and as odd as it was I didn't like the feeling because now how do I act when I'm not nervous? But that made me somehow be able to conquer my nervousness. So maybe try anxiety meds.

Who titties ima see today? 🤗

Sooo he this bad but Cardi leaves him because his SON and his mother sat front row at the Super bowl? So she learns nothing? Not saying it can't be true(I know no one's business) but Cardi girl.... I want better for you, not a better man but a better you. 😮‍💨

If I repeat your question to you... Just know I'm finna go TF off... And if I do a smirk and a giggle with a frown with a headnod, baybee just leave me... Cause you'll never see it coming. But you also won't know its coming unless you know this☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 And no I do not mean physical harm.

Biiiiiitch have y'alll tried to sing "Dreaming of you" Selena girl you diiid TF outta that. The fuck outta it ok... That song stood no damn chance

open.spotify.com/playlist/1Pe... Help me y'all they keep throwing off my vibe

Remember that 72 yr old Hispanic lady I told y'all about... Baybee knees was better than the Stallions

Someone posted themselves on the toilet?

Blacks and browns are the only ones who can do racist things without being racist. Nope fk that bring them Asian niggas too. So whites are racist... Next question

Omg y'all I seen the guy that used to get beat by his bbymma to Daniel Ceaser, this morning... He has a baby on the way, he's gained weight all the comments were so positive... Omg love that for him.

Men::: don't ever assume a woman is so on you she won't walk away... And definitely don't mention it. Y'all really lost the recipe.

Lol not you unfollowed me cause.... Nvm ima leave that alone but you are funny my guy.

Welp that statement is about to ruffle parents feathers... I'm getting blocked as I type and baybee if that triggered you... I ain't want no dealings with you anyway... Block on.

Thank you for your kind words @lisaguerrero.bsky.social

Cause yesterday my child and mom were joking and she called her an "Alcoholic" after putting away two bottles of wine(damn near getting yelled at not to drop it) and was told to watch her mouth... I'm mad, my daughter is mad cause why ruin a perfectly good moment? My mother barely drinks

Damn that was yesterday... Swore it was like 3 days ago, I was about to say I haven't heard from her again, lmao I guess I do be wylin somethimes

This is my logic.

Lol nvm it's fine

Now who TF texting my phone at 450 am?

I used to fkn love it....

But still no edit button? Wild

😭the flash backs

My brain is fucked up y'all lol the more I hear about the functions of it and everything the more I realize drowning when I was younger and that meningitis did some shit to me, lol. And I absolutely LOVE whatever TF it did cause there's never a dull moment in this cabesa.

No but if I did I'll match with them for moral support

Y'all.... Who's Becky?

come pick up yo broooooooooo i haaaaaaaaave him foldeeeeeeeed MEET ME AT THE DOOOOOOOOR

Slide it in.

Bend me over

I hate when I forget words I know... Damn the word was accountability... Now it's too late cause the conversation is over

😍😍😍

Lmao I'm sure that's they last "Joke"

Gotta watch it

You must be white.