Alien: And how did you run out of water? Earthling: Machines drank it. Alien: Machines. Earthling: We had to feed machines the water. Aliens: So the machines were holding your planet hostage for water. Earthling: No, we made the thirsty machines. They worked for us. Alien: End communication.

Tincture + smoke = orbit

Like for a fancy restaurant. Fine dining, if you will

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Bar

There is some high quality Coochie under that Pussoir Awning. Like a crock pot lid

Really wish I could go viral on BlueSky. I created an app that merges Mutual Aid with Black Businesses: on the app, you can shop Black Businesses on 1 app, all Black Owned conveniently under 1 roof. On the same app you can see people struggling with overdue bills/rent/evictions etc & give them aid.

Drugs have been acquired

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This country hasn’t held white ppl accountable for their crimes since its founding…

For the real

Lol I like living a healthy life And I like mine held, so..

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. No one should be diagnosing anybody with anything if they don’t hold the degrees, credentials, and face to face time spent diagnosing them P.S. diagnosed or not, a lot of people are just selfish assholes

People who make the effort of remembering the pronunciation of your name. 🙂‍↕️ I know people are cool as shit if I never have to correct them after the first time we meet

Real

I have been sleeping all day. My body does not like that job at all

Just smile and pass the food, brother. It makes life so much easier.

Good morning. Not having to work today and slept all the way through the normal wakeup time* *I was at the right time without the alarm. I just went back to sleep

Annoyingly adorable. A timeless battle not worth fighting. They just shrug and giggle smh 🥰

Has anyone even spoken about Drake's albums?

we used to really make good cartoons man

Hey guys

Preach.

Baby. I am high as fuck

God tier comedy

Reach out to a fantasy, two hearts in the beat of ecstasy

A few of y'all ordered jewelry from me 🥹🥰

James Harden may play even better because the season does not end tonight if they lose

I'm sorry but What a plot twist LMFAO

It's a song lyric LMAO. I have never been on a dating app in my life

If you're interested in my writing around cannabis, follow this tag at my day job. Hopefully, there's some good info in there for the curious and the experienced. #cannabis - hiphopwired.com?s=cannabis

5'11" (on Tinder, I'm six feet)

Happy Friday! $370/$2500 as of this repost - thank you for the shares and sending what you are able - no amount is too small. It’s been 9 months of unemployment, praying for good news soon *previous $360 raised on GFM was two months ago* cash.app/$lenadreamsi... www.paypal.com/paypalme/len...

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Obtuse Rubber goose Green moose Guava juice Giant snake Birthday cake

Mathematically with a pistol. I do trigonometry. open.spotify.com/track/6naGRp...

Left work right as the annoying co-worker could be annoying. Jah get the praise for divine timing

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Yes, the cashier should be able to afford rent, groceries, and healthcare with their one paycheck. And the janitor. And the waitress. And the fry cook. And the teacher.

Like that man's finess aside... he's just very well groomed and that really just goes SO FAR!!!!

Currently playing the Mya album. Pleasantly surprised by it. It's got some real groove to it. Other than that, my various playlists

I am S L E E P Y

Let the past make you better, not bitter.

👀👀👀👀👀 this is your sign to start the thing and then keep doing it

I appreciate y'all listening to music so I don't have to.

I got one little life. I need to get out the house more and really start living it. open.spotify.com/track/0XOynY...