Things are Terrible, but this isn't. Be weird.

The rnb girls should be very thankful Yolanda Adams chose the lord

These the beyonce bangs from when jay-z was holed up with becky with the good hair

“ towns does gave a girth advantage “ My mind- “ oh? Does he now?”

One of the greatest to ever do it

Jazmine Sullivan

See a fox, post a fox

Yes, my kids speak Chinese, but they only use it to insult each other and get on my nerves

Girl child went into my instacart order and chose replacements…

Musiq

My feelings are like , i wish you the best, but i also would rather not hear about it., go live your best life over there, out of earshot

Looking at replays of Jake Paul and Andrew Tate get their asses beat.. mediocre white man confidence really needs to go in the DSM

I love how all the coochies on my skyline united over Anthony Joshua

They must’ve blown their budget on everything else and had nothing left for the anthem singers

Damn.. no HIPAA?

Christmas is hella easy this year

This jake pauk fight is gonna be corny and scripted, isnt it?

Yup.. parents do this with the excuse that they want a “better life for the children” without unpacking how they define “better” and why

They would no longer be my friend.

A thread of how to say “nobody asked you” from around the world, starting with this one… A Lithuanian way of telling someone to mind their own business is ne tavo kiaulės, ne tavo pupos. It means “not your pigs, not your beans.”

She can sit where whoever is taking the picture is sitting. Probably keri hilson or some shit

I ordered it @woobewty.bsky.social @ceencrumpets.bsky.social . It will be here tomorrow!

My niece had a seizure and stroke yesterday, so im up here with her now. She is such a sweetheart and i hate that this has happened to her

I should get myself a tufting kit, right? And make some rugs?

"They" be like... "vanity fair photographers omg" Let me tell you something... Vanity Fair employs some of the greatest photographers in the EARTH This is to say... Thank you Vanity Fair for capturing the hollowed husks and pustulating sores that is the Trump administration

Remy Ma during the Lean Back video storyboarding phase:

I need to check and see if the sheet music for “Who would imagine a king” is difficult.. i think i wanna try singing/playing that next

Maybe.. 1/3

India arie- acoustic soul Natalie Cole- Unforgettable… with Love Erykah Badu-Baduizm

Do you know how to do cpr? Do you know how to use an aed?

I’ll take confidently average with a well measured stroke over a large, unwieldy,arhythmic, organ shifting drill any day

Indeed

My family group chat Girl child to boy child - you’re a justification for misandry Boy child to girl child- if i had known I’d end up with a sister like you, i would have let one of the slower swimmers win the race. I guess i appreciation the evolution of their insults?

I keep saying “no.. it’s not that bad”, “you gotta give people grace”.. and I’m being told I’m being too forgiving and that i need it give folks my ass to kiss

Two people have accused me of having Stockholm syndrome this week.. and I’m like.. what are y’all seeing that I’m not?

In other news, I got A’s in all my classes this semester.. 3 more semesters to go

But my job closing feels like a breakup and a move all wrapped into one. I‘ve been there for 17 years, and most of the people i work with have been there longer than i have.. so the last week that I’ve been coming in, my coworkers have just been coming up to me weeping and sobbing and hugging me

my last day at work was SUPPOSED to be Monday.. i had my exit interview with my director, gave back my laptop.. signed the paperwork and everything, but immediately after my boss tells me he needs me there until Wednesday.. so I’ve been in every day getting two instruments packed and cleaning

Boy child wants a duolingo keyboard for Christmas because he wants to teach himself to play piano… We have a piano in the house. I know how to play the piano we have in the house But he’d rather have Duo teach him or whatever

Covid and all that came with it, coupled with the exponential growth of technology and AI basically created a perfect storm that lends itself to the creation of an idiocracy state. The movie was SUPPOSED to be satire, but it’s exactly where we are headed

This was interesting

I love how all the apps are giving year end wrap ups

Girl child is not speaking to me because of something SHE did wrong. I hate when she’s upset with me but i’m also not going the extra mile to placate her like i normally would. Tired of making myself upset and uncomfortable to save other people’s feelings

Taylor makes Spike look like a ventriloquist dummy

That dermatologically challenged woman is under 30??

Like.. squared??

This movie. This scene. That moment. I cried the first three times I saw it in theaters youtu.be/S7jo5Cr6WUA?...

The photographer hates her real bad