I needed carbs

I’m in a funk this week that I cannot shake, like idk what’s wrong with me 😔

People who workout in jeans scare me

I read all those icks from the men side and realized i’m not using my free will enough!!!!! I need to start doing more chaos frfr 😭😭😭 acting bad

so you mean she sent nudes like a man?

This man told me he did molly but he said he stuck the pill in his butt

Women who can rap Jay Z lyrics are good women

"STOP DICKRIDING OMMGGGG" in response to somebody having the same birthday as you has me down BAD LMFAAOOO 🤣🤣

It’s the thuggish ruggish boneeeeeeeeeee

this is how and why people go overseas, eat tons of food, and coupled with the activity level of walking everywhere, end up losing so much weight.

I’m never coming up off him EVERRRRRR

It means “come here” in Texas

Also got a raise 🥳🥳 music.apple.com/us/album/get...

Came back to work after the new year and got a promotion LFGGGGGGGGGGG

I will FOREVER take my Ls in silence, dude. Putting that other person on blast will undoubtedly bite you too. Hush and heal.

It’s gone be one fat person in my relationship and it’s gone be me, get in the gym fuck nigga!!

omg I rolled over a squirrel 😔 He just jumped out in the road

Why do people be leaning on that glass at chipotle 😭

BREAKING: Myles Garrett is the NFL’s new single-season sack king. The Browns star stands alone after his 23rd sack of the year — taking down Joe Burrow to secure the record.

Have the day you voted for.

Weary of women who watched Sex in the City and don't see that Carrie Bradshaw was a fucking bird.

Been draining this nigga for 2 weeks straight. Yea gimme another one ☺️

When I put my mind to it I can be very annoying

Just finished stranger things

Glass of wine and reading the finest smut money can buy

Sheeeeeeeeeiiiiiitttttttttt

Pressure cooker & food processor

Go Birds 🦅

i wish i could get a free bag of chipppsssssuh

I still sing this randomly 😂😂 Clinton Portis fine af

This scene makes so much sense now

Nigga had a crush Mike 😭

Wish someone was pounding my cake.

Nancy wheeler will you not marry me?

Apparently Shes not saying “maybe we’ll have some fucking pie” on rockin around the Christmas tree

Y’all goin jump me if I say home alone 3 was the better film

Meet Me in Temecula

I’m about to go jingle Santa’s bells

Why does Shai Gilgeous-Alexander keep cosplaying as inmate 09627-035

Hot ass Christmas Eve wtf

in the mood to use my butt

BABY ITS OUR TURN AT BAAAAAAAT

Didn’t know I needed this until just now. The Lox reading the script of, “Angels With Filthy Souls,” from Home Alone. 🤌🏾

Dallas traffic is awful two thumbs down ☹️

Been vibing and being loved on. I don’t even know what day it is

This Keyshia Cole brother story is crazy

Very thankful! 🎤💯🙏🏾 youtu.be/8y97X2p0B3Y?...

The rnb girls should be very thankful Yolanda Adams chose the lord

Thats was supposed to say nastiest