The training facility arms race is fun to watch.

That's the right answer. Seat 4.

pretty sure that if Le Monde calls your trans kid a "fashion week sensation" while you're scaremongering about bathrooms in an off-year Virginia gubernatorial they should just scroll credits on your ass because it's over www.lemonde.fr/en/m-le-mag/...

No sauce.

Sammie to Pearline:

Psalm 34:8

I fully understand the point Soraya is making BUT PLEASE DO NOT DO THIS WHITE PEOPLE

RYAN FITZGERALD GOING FULL KEANU REEVES MY GOODNESS

This was my kid’s Human Geo teacher last year. It was one of his favorite classes. Mr. Stieber’s reputation speaks for itself.

Happy Solo Polyamory day to all that practice ethically!

Nick Cannon:

simple request, if you're going to screenshot someone to block could you *at least* but the @ in the alt text?

How are you overachieving in a work training?

This is real btw

Happy heavenly birthday to Phil Hartman, who was most well-known for his eight-season Saturday Night Live run, voiced Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure on The Simpsons, and played Bill McNeal in NewsRadio, Gary Young in Houseguest, and Ted Maltin in Jingle All the Way, among others.

For the old heads of #NBASky

I’ve been clear on my issues with Sandy. Some of her coaching decisions were baffling. I could count 3 games this year that were winnable that largely came down to coaching. Curious about the timing. Especially with how clear Stewie and Sab love her. Also who the replacement is.

I just spent about 30 minutes on Threads and it just doesn’t hit the same way. It doesn’t feel built for conversation. A lot of pictures/videos with words. More likes than responses. Valuable cause of the numbers and what people post. But seems to be lacking in general conversation.

BREAKING: The Epstein Files just got one step closer to being released. With Adelita Grijalva’s victory in AZ-07, Thomas Massie and Ro Khanna now have the magic number — 218 votes — needed for the discharge petition to force a vote on releasing the full Epstein Files.

🐐 in The House! 👋

You right! Totally blocked out the birthday celebration.

A’ja Wilson has moved to 5th on the playoff field goals made list, 6th for playoff rebounds, and 7th for playoff points tonight. She turns 29 next month.

I was not prepared for the hands these vaccinations had for me.

I was so shook Breanna Stewart was the only player to score for the Libs in the 4th with the season on the line, I had to look for other times a similar thing has happened. Here’s what I found! More coming @joinoffside.bsky.social 👀 #wnbaplayoffs #newyorkliberty #breannastewart

Aces winning tonight.

American Psychiatrist Association Statement on White House Announcement on Autism

Shana tovah to my Jewish friends and good luck in tomorrow’s Rapture to my Christian ones

Why are they so afraid of autism. Is it the swag. Is it the autism swag

My eyes get a little wet every time I see this story.

Advisors handcuffed Walz. Seems they convinced her to not be as explicit. I think it’s a common thread with the Democrats. They think there’s some balancing act to master. Zohran says the stuff with his chest and he’s running away with the mayor’s race. Just say the thing. Explicitly.

IF SHE HAD SAID THAT THIS TIME LAST YEAR WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS

Yeah this is ALL bad.

I hate to break it to y'all (no I don't) a lot of 70 year old men are autistic, they just disguise it as being "hard working" "an expert" or "religious"

Whether they beam me up or not tomorrow, ima be in the clouds either way 😶‍🌫️

There's a wrong way and a right way to report this

"kristi noem and corey lewandowski, who we can confirm are not only dating but running DHS together" absolutely cursed sentence

I have to think that Big Sandals is inclusive so it would be a golden ramp.

if you’re in line to get raptured, STAY IN LINE

The press is complicit in our current situation. The least they could do is accurately report the absolute mess we are in explicitly.

Idk it feels like something is shifting. This tweet was also the language of the AP push alert, and just now the Times chimed in:

SCOOP — Part of the reason Disney/ABC may have rushed to sort things out with Kimmel is because tomorrow they have a planned price increase for Disney+ streaming, a Disney source tells me. With subscriptions hemorrhaging since last week, they couldn’t risk losing more users with this announcement.

Dr. Oz is a large investor in and global advisor for iHerb, a company that sells supplements for folinic acid, which is the the non-prescription version of leucovorin, the medication which is being recommended for the treatment of autism by Dr. Oz.

tfw i come on here to tell everyone i have a new, obscure soccer history deep dive coming soon

The comedy in the league having to give Nneka this while she's sitting across a negotiating table from them saying "Stop trying to screw us over!" is *almost* as good as having to celebrate Dearica Hamby last year while she was suing them. #WNBA

Rapture coming but not me. 😔

waow