Roses are red Nazis are lurking Beware of them here because

coffee Rorschach?

This is why I don’t listen to music while I’m working because I get absolutely nothing done. It’s also Friday so I was never getting anything done anyway.

Same. also wanna get off later, if youre picking up what im putting down.....

Remember that time Hov did spoken word on a love song? That was wild. Love the song. Hope he never does that again.

I have yet to tell my mom that I’m back to a hybrid schedule. She called this morning & asked if I was headed out & I said “yep”. I headed right downstairs to get breakfast & make coffee. Then o headed right to the sofa to watch sports news.

I've always hated sales meetings as morale boosters. "we had $113 million in sales!" Bitch I had Ramen noodles for lunch three times last week

Things I don’t need to know. 😩

You now have one month to secure your Valentine’s Day reservations.

I’m at the point with these loan calls that I may just let my VM fill up.

Put on earrings & forgot my ring. Oh well.

• I move through today with calm and purpose. • I welcome good energy and release anything heavy. • I trust myself to handle whatever comes my way. • I choose gratitude in every moment.

Again asking people to enter into an “immigration agreement” on the land you stole from them is peak colonizer.

Pussy and politics. Rename the app!

Every single time I open this damn app. Y’all are absolutely feral.

Dicker the kicker is wild.

Burning candles? How utterly dreadful. A candle should be gently warmed and allowed to simmer, coaxing out its natural oils and fragrance. Burning, after all, is best reserved for wood fires.

I broke my favorite pair of readers and the replacement will not be here until Wednesday.

I absolutely love wild card weekend.

I still can’t believe Da Bears pulled off a win.

Just dropped Dood off at campus. About to go home drink all the juices and walk around like Winnie the Pooh.

Just finished His & Hers and now I’m sitting here with my mouth on the floor.

I just realized that I haven’t had coffee all week. How am I alive right now?

Remember how Dood lucked out and got the entire dorm apartment to himself?

I watched a CNBC special about retailers bringing back coffee shops & cafes like Ralph Lauren & Coach. They definitely have increased foot traffic when there’s food aroma.

I forgot how much I like driving the Mazdarati.

Guess who left her laptop at work?

Dems delivering!! Even as a minority party. This is why our electeds maintain or forge relationships accross the aisle because otherwise we cannot get things done as the minority party. Civics 101.

12:38pm and my tea is still warm. Shout out to Stanley'nem!

A murdered classroom full of white kindergartners didn’t do it for basic common sense gun laws. It’s not hopeless, but we have to get comfortable with the notion that everybody who is gonna be here is already here.

*evil grin*

I laugh every time y’all call that man Logic.

Shout out to the R&B Money podcast for giving us the Jill Scott highlights because Ms. Jilly from Philly is a certified yapper. Love her down though.

Law & Order SVU. TNT or TBS used to have L&O weekends. One time my husband came home late and I almost cut him because I didn’t hear him come in. That’s the last time I binged that show. Kinda stopped watching after that too.

Our country is fucked and everything is terrible but also…

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Beautiful!

Bye Harbaugh! So long, farewell! ✌🏾

Me reading the skyline:

It’s 10 something on the first Monday after the holidays. I’m in the office. I need to help onboard our new director, assist in a conference, train a new associate, cover for another who called out sick, and then do my actual job. Might don’t make it.

For two weeks I’ve had zero belly bloat. I’ve had bagels, pizza, sandwiches, and no bloat. I ate breakfast this morning and immediate bloat. So basically I can’t eat within an hour of waking up. I’m sure there’s some science to that.

Kickers. Smh.

Turned my alarm on.

I don’t think so either. I just like having my way and getting what I want. 🙂‍↕️

I’d like to thank FriDai for filling her gas tank, scheduling this month’s bills, restocking the house, and washing towels. Good job, Dai!

I honestly can’t believe I have to go back to work tomorrow. Send the blizzard.

Me, a Ravens fan at 8:20 pm est.

Every time my husband invites me to the gym, I seduce him. We get our cardio and strength training in, a little downward dog, and we don’t have to leave the bed. These are my truths.

You know what should be done right now? My pot of chili. You know what’s not done right now? My pot of chili.