So I’m locked out of my own house. My key is bent. The Cap is on the way. I have groceries in the trunk and I have to pee. The rest of the week is effectively canceled.

Female nurses make up about 88% of the field.

EVIL and DISRESPECTFUL AF 😒 www.newsweek.com/nursing-not-...

Dood sent me about 5 Christmas tiktoks this week. That kid is ready to come home.

I got a paycheck for 1000 and a BGE bill for 800 this morning. Capitalism is the fucking devil yo. I hate it here real bad.

The final month I lived in Maryland our BG&E bill increased by $170. It’s like they knew I would never pay them again. 20 years later my current monthly utilities is less than the above increase.

Does anyone remember that book I’m supposed to read that’s part thriller but also set during the holidays written by that lady?

Guys the bathroom spray wars are getting out of hand. Reason 4080 we should WFH.

Wrote out my 7 day plan to coast into Thanksgiving. Work really gets in the way of what I’m feeling.

Don’t give up.

Aye I been laughing at this shit all day lmao get my goat out that fuckin hookah lounge before I sue 😭😭😭😭 The lil bottle service jig to isn’t she lovely got me BENT man get the fuck lmaooooo

It definitely it. ¡Larga vida a la ensalada César!

2025, a timeline… 1) this is gonna be our year 2) fuck 3) Thanksgiving

I enjoyed the communal experience of watching the show more than the show itself. I also am not the target demographic.

Good morning & happy Whateverday! My husband thinks I coined the phrase “if you ain’t sneezing, it ain’t seasoned.” So y’all better not say anything.

My comedy special drops today! Here are some links!!! apple.co/49rqAN0

Short story long the crew is back. My house is still in shambles. And they’re microwaving on the porch.

Cozy.

I only bought a very small new Black Santa this year.

Whoa whoa whoa!

How’d you know? 😔

Y’all , I just walked in the door. The renovation crew is gone. The bathroom is done. The living room ceiling is finished. I’m so excited I can finally deck the halls.

Not sure if I’ve ever told this space about my relationship with my bio-dad & the well-known church he pastors. But anyway, my in-laws casually dropped the church in conversation at brunch yesterday & I realized they don’t know he’s my actual dad. All of these years & they still don’t KNOW me.

First poster for the rom-com, ‘You, Me & Tuscany’ starring Halle Bailey and Regé-Jean Page. 🎥: In theaters | April 10, 2026

Kerry Washington in ‘Wake Up Dead Man: A Knives Out Mystery.’ 🎥: In select theaters | November 26th 🔔: Will have a worldwide Netflix release, December 12th.

I can never find this gif when I need it which is like 60% of the time.

Me. My mom says she was whooped enough for the both os us.

Complaining about my job has never meant I’m ungrateful they just be having me fucked up sometimes

If I was at work it would still be 8:08 am Friday morning. 😒

We took our porch pumpkins down the hill where the deer 🦌live & smashed them in the woods yesterday. We just saw them munching on the pumpkins 🎃 coming up the hill. 🥹

If you’re gonna lose a game, at least switch up the lost. Lose differently! Surprise me. Shit.

Update: He just changed the channel. 🙃

Went to brunch with my FIL fully expecting to miss most of this damn game traveling back home. 🙃

Today is Vision Day which is one of my favorite days of year. This is the day that my husband and I sit, dream and plan out the following year with music, snacks, & great conversation.

I just finished writing about audience fragmentation and its societal implications. Current media gives us more choice but fewer shared experiences.

Heavy on the give them back. 🥹

Why the fuck are all of my assignments due on Saturday when Tuesday is the end of the school week? *sigh* Good morning, y’all. Happy Saturday or whatever.

I see that email finally made it to the sky.

$1.1 M And the charity is the Alovelydai Foundation.

I can't wait until I get to work so I can tell y'all about the date I went on last night and why I think that IEPs should not just be for children in school.

Woke up 2 hours ago but I’m still sleep. Waking up before your brain does is trash. Happy Friday!

All body care is $5.95 at Bath & Body Works today y'all!

It’s Nov 13th and I still don’t have smoked turkey because of these prices. I just…can’t.

My problem? I feel this way every 2-3 days:

I didn’t take a picture of the snack station for the workers but it’s super cute. I hope they take full advantage of it and maybe save me a bag of flaming hot Cheetos.

My home is being renovated.

Agreed. I only do 2 days of actual work.

Good morning. We’re on day two of renovations. The Cap said we’re living in a Murphy Brown house. And if you understood that reference, it’s time to schedule your colonoscopy.

Why is no one readyyy??

I’m literally begging the good people of Dubai to keep their chocolate in Dubai.