Thighs are better. Juicier.

We taking pulses via sphincters tonight? 🤔

*inspects profile pic*

When I tell you I’m gonna be FRONT ROW IN THE THEATER FOR MORTAL KOMBAT!!!

My condiments going in the fridge every time (except honey for obvious reasons)

I’m actually the Miss Fix It around my parts. I just would ask my partner to fund it. So if I have to call my daddy, and he finds out you can’t fix or pay for shit?? 😬😬😬

Nobody cares about GamGam’s raisin potato salad recipe 🙄

Yes

@seanpadilla.blacksky.app happy birthday!! 🎈🎁🎂🎊🎉 And many more!!

I vote for this!

Better point than Drake lol however…. This just happened and Nike has been around for how long? Still missing the point. Both are exceptional and how exceptional you have to be AS A WOMAN to do this. Also Blackpink is an international K-pop group that’s bigger than Meg globally and she was first 🙃

Is the fact that Nike sponsored a non-professional athlete WOMAN (just because she’s just the shit) going above everyone’s head?!?! Are yall well?!!!

“???”

It’s storming and I’m laying in my bed, watching tv and scrolling Bluesky, unpenetrated. I hate it here!

So we doing shots out of titties all summer? BET!

Friend… Wuttice dis?? 🤨

Agreed!

I loooove old ppl candy: Heath bar Werthers originals Almond Joy Mr. Goodbar Those little cinnamon/butterscotch disks from church ladies

Let’s turn this up!! Because TS is the definition of “ran through” if there was such a thing 🙄🙄🙄

Always…… but in my defense: it’s their fault for speaking 🤷🏽‍♀️

#2 think he me for real…..

I will never entertain these questions again. Thanks for the response examples lol

The women are sweet. But that might be because I’m not romantically attracted to them. The men however…. 😬😬😬 Klay Thompson is the the literal definition.

What does us caring have to do with her? UNO reverse on that ass!!

Crazy thing is I only know this Klay. I didn’t know he wasn’t on the warriors anymore until he started dating Meg 😆😆😆 As you can see I don’t follow basketball at all lol

Yall arguing about shooty hoops on the skyline? Idk much about that but I’m against Klay for his crimes!!

Feet niggas never beating the allegations

Smurfs no…. But CATDOG? My shit! I watched inspector gadget, but meh 🤷🏽‍♀️

My autistic son holding his baby sister with so much care like he’s done this before! The love was there immediately! *yes he’s holding a remote and watching tv at the same time*

I’ve lost many male friends over this 🤦🏽‍♀️

I feel like I can never be confident in a relationship again 🤦🏽‍♀️ men are TERRIBLE

See this is what yall don’t understand: if he has to pay someone to ALLOW him to do that, he’s probably trash at it. And DEFINITELY a trash person! It’s not the ultimate gig, it’s set up for more creepy behavior.

Brain smooth as a freshly waxed floor

I hope Lexie’s and Klays teammates give them hell everyday for being BIG losers

While I’m glad she outed his raggedy ass, the ONLY reason why she would do some stupid shit like that is to “prove” she badder than Meg. Doesn’t prove any thing except that she a goofy 😒

Yeah if that loser not being wheeled into the morgue, ion wanna hear about “attempts”. Let me know when it “ahappens”

What’s so hard about men telling women they don’t believe in monogamy up front? Like save everyone some time 🙄

Being 60 talking about someone being “ran thru” is top tier delusional. I can’t wait until that mindset dies out.

Seeing what Klay did to Meg is making me return to my Aquarius man slander 😒😒😒 I had laid off of it for a bit because I thought Gemini men were worse. I was wrong.

Neither I’m on the first floor and my windows face away from the sun! Don’t have to yet lol

First time seeing it for real was on late night Cinemax lol my parents never had “the talk” Part Sex Ed in middle school, part movies, and part “hardcore” stuff I discovered in college lol

And I’ll tear those pull n peels TF UP!!

Me 🫱🏽‍🫲🏾 Headwraps

I’m so sick of my teenage daughter stealing my clothes!! 😡I need to speak to a manager about the return policy. I still have the receipt from 16 years ago. Yall think the hospital will take her back?

I’m so SICK of GLP-1 scripts coming into my work queue!!! 😡😡😡

Almost yelled 🎶 SKRRT SKRRT ON NEEGAS 🎶 In this full office of ✋🏻 ppl That HR call would’ve been swift 😬 let me change my playlist lol

The Wood

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