HAPPY FATHER’S DAY

Proof of life

Watching Mortal Kombat #datingme

Watching the Man on Fire series on Netflix

When the world slips you a Jeffrey

Phone dry tonight

I can’t say I’m at my happiest today but I’m going to make the best of today and be productive. (Wahrscheinlich weine ich mich später in den Schlaf)

I’m currently the DJ at the Family Dollar on 38 and College. What should I play next?

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

I love my black queens but I definitely will only be getting my nails done by Asians.

I don’t think we’re discussing enough of how Cinco de Mayo and Taco Tuesday are combining to make the best holiday ever!!!

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I just found out I’m off all weekend. That’s about the sexiest news I’ve heard all day.

Nap time before job #2

I asked my cat should I do something I know I’m not supposed to do and he told me no three times. Boy knows better than me at seven weeks old.

My current back = | How I need my back = _/ -_\%/* 😔

When I grow up, I just want to be as thick as White Castle’s milkshakes.

I’m doing laundry today and it is really relaxing. Everything so warm fresh and clean. #cleaningtherapy

Has anyone seen The Bride?

There’s no crying in the club

Idk who that baddie in the black is but if you have her number tell her I NEEEEEEEED it!!!! 😩😍

Hey Blues!!

I’m nothing on putting a movie on at work for “background noise”. Just now once that movie comes on, my attention……

I would like some peach cobbler please And butter pecan ice cream on the side

I’m wearing a dress 😆

I asked Siri to play music at 7:30 am and he gon In Those Jeans. What type of freaky frog is you?

Baked pork chops, mac n cheese (well cheese w/mac), sweet potatoes and green beans for dinner made by yours truly.

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The passion I have for halos could never be explained to a normal person.

Idk why ur just started happening in March but I keep thinking it’s 2025 😆

Is it me or does Starbucks’ tap water taste like the waters of lake Minnetonka?

I’ve been seeing a lot of women with crossed eyes on social media lately. Idk if it’s my algorithm or a filter or what. I know I don’t like it at all.

Sitting in the sunshine feels so good!

I took what seemed like the shortest nap and now I can’t sleep. 😒

I do wonder if tacos love me as much as I love them? 💭 🤔

Happy Friday ✌🏽

I am truly blessed

God is really working things out!

It’s better to have no cookie than a disappointing cookie.

Guess who’s about to spend 51 minutes in the shower listening to Ari Lennox’s new album? 🙋🏽‍♀️

Let’s say it’s a snow storm. You say out loud you want some snacks. Your spouse offers to walk to get you snacks. You say it’s not that deep but they insist on going anyway and text what you want. They get back and they inform you they didn’t get anything you asked and you don’t like the subs.

My man loves me. He made me breakfast in bed on this snowy day.

Kids snacks be so fire 😆 I just had some teddy grahams with some sauce and I’m elated

I think it’s funny when people pray a prayer and they try to invoke their will in your lives. Something tells me God can handle it.

I gave my hunny bunny a pedicure for his birthday and he passed out on me. So what am I to do with all this…. Nevermind 🤦🏽‍♀️😩

@naiyalove.bsky.social Happy Birthday to the one that unlocks my soul and instantly brightens my life! Thank you so much for being my very best friend. I hope your day is filled with the impact amazingness you give to all others. You deserve the best this world could give!! Love and blessings 🎂🕯️🎈

Me realizing I didn’t pack enough snacks or drinks for this bus ride

It’s one of those days. I’m not good I’m not bad but I could use a big hug and maybe some Jack’s pizza.