Imagining hating on me and I’m at home torturing my self with hard wax and doing exercises to open my hips

First time traveling on a plane as an adult I got off and overheard the lady that sat behind me say “I used my hands as toilet paper cause the bathroom had none” on the phone with someone Thats when I REALLY knew a stranger touching me in public is a hazard

Baby its best they go about they days if I say this

SWEET BABIES WOULD YALL BE MINE💚💚

Went to a Christening in the weirdest church ever No pray, scripture, sermon just screaming, speaking in tongues, dancing and singing I try not to judge churches but I have never been more uncomfortable in a church in my life

No thankfully

They should be embarrassed Most of them probably can’t even tell Analog Time

I have a Christening for 3pm and a Babyshower for 7pm I am going to be exhausted ain’t I

I woke up wanting to lift somebody off their feet by their neck. Idk why tho. Just a random sensation.

I’m blocking you

My chronic fatigue is whooping my ass so i gotta go to bed now gn keep the pussy tight and don’t let hobos fight

Getting dressed up and pretty to get tossed like a salad>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Sending this to every man on my SL

Can someone make a (+ and -) saying Good Girl I have plans

Bryson Tiller fine as hell I completely understand why he got a kid

This will be used often thank you

Lady: my husband said he doesn’t like cheesecake but he took a bite out my cheesecake when I was napping haha Strangers on the internet: he doesn’t respect or like you matter of fact he hates you and dislikes when your genuinely happy

Getting my 3rd in 2027 I love it

We didn’t have DARE my daddy took us to the corners and said if you do drugs you’ll lose all your teeth and end up here

One time I said this that man said I probably did something wrong Guess who tried to run that man over cause he saw us together his ass believed me after that

I was let back into the groupchat my uncle wants me to apologize I said no and I got kicked back out My cousin (the bride) made a new group chat with just the cousins as the official planning and leaving the others to assume they have a say They ain’t paying for nothing so its cool

I already know what style I’m doing so I appreciate the response Color scheme 3 locked in

Ok yall summer hair (i will be braiding my hair) Question 1: 1) Ginger and Red 2) Black and Red 3) Ginger and Blonde 4) Blonde and Red

Exactly we must accept some people are simple weirdos that deserve to be bricked into a tower and some people are simply cunts!!!

Its not the problem is people think every lil quirk is Autism like no Susan you aren’t stimming the human body genuinely never stays completely still unless dead

I know my girl gags every time she thinks about that decision

@devanteporter.blacksky.app Come to the front of the room right now

Got called messy because my aunt is trying to take over her daughters wedding planning and I asked her to show us her wedding pictures since she knows everything

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YUH🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳🎉🥳 @unclejuce.bsky.social

Don’t listen to him keep going

Yea and unfortunately for that lady I blanked out cause I didn’t like the topic and didn’t utter a word for the full hour and a half😭😭😭😭

I wanna learn how to use a professional camera

Cause I see what yall say when you fall out with folks on here

Girl we living the same life he told me I can’t cut my hair off… i sent him this picture that night I wasn’t even really going to do it I was just brainstorming new hair ideas and my dad loved bald head me so fuck you sir

I really don’t be saying nothing to bad man why you doing me like that

I have never done a hairstyle or nails for a man… are people okay??? If a man likes it cool nice compliment me I got a big ego but FOR THEM nahhh Sitting in a chair for hours to please a man makes me quesy

This always reminds me of that actor that traveled to another country for filming, saw a local lady in an ad and did everything he could to find her and now they married

Same the problem is the ones I got out they is heinous

My first phone was a Motorola flip phone and then a Nokia with the buttons (the brick) But my parents were very anti technology and loved all this old school so I grew up with a landline til i was like 9 We only had a computer and dial up because of school

Six

The AP pocket watches??

I’m about to slap the fuck outta the back of her knees with a table leg

My shit ain’t update in so long I don’t even have repost over they

Insane string of words but understood

Yall get cute stickers when you vote and we get a stained finger😭😭

LETS GOOOOOO SISTAAAAA CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS @jessijeannie.bsky.social