I haven’t seen SOS on my phone so long since I listened to SZA’s album

I love whoever came up with the word egregious.

People don’t need payday advances They need greater paydays

Good friends are VERY HARD to come by.

He about to be financially celibate now

Watch the movies I recommend. I know things.

S/o to @bemorelikeharper.bsky.social for the Heretic movie recommendation

They cooking you but you’re right

I actually want folks to Google everything that they don’t already know. Whether you’re reading, listening, watching, etc. And to take it further, vet the places you’re getting your information from. Thoroughly. Especially now 🙂‍↕️

This is "funny" on other places on the internet, but I absolutely LOVE to see this! anything that gets people reading, using their imagination, expanding their vocabulary, and strengthening their critical thinking....DO IT!! and I love that he's doing it publicly. There's zero shame

in there like Ice-T eatin out that bowl

Once them titties get to a D cup, ladies should be able to claim them as dependents. Have yall seen the price of bras? They're at tax write-off levels.

New glasses 💕✨

Sad thing is I bet this doctor was Black

LMFAOOOOO she play too much 😂😂😂

Why he dressed like somebody’s great aunt?

I’m grateful for having my own space.

Nick Cannon be like:

Put these tiddies in your mouth hours

UPN was really top tier TV. I hate it got merged with the WB channel

Can’t tell me he ain’t body this idc lmfaooooososishahsg

The Lord forgives but TSA doesn’t

This ain’t the airport

Body oil >>> body butter >>> body lotion

They aren’t mad enough. Do Creflo Dollar next.

Feeling very Boku-tachi wa right now.

I love crème savers, I wanna be a crème saver. Wait.

I see the vision.

A joke. A quote. A song. A picture. A video. A book rec. A voice note during a hectic day. A smile. Consistent thoughtful little gestures throughout the day to let me know I crossed your mind are a lot.

I love this lady 😂

Circuit City

Did a couple licks to get the flavor then dived in like I was trying to resuscitate it with CPR.

Next time women asks men, “How do y’all even know if we’re fine/beautiful/gorgeous if we’re wearing a mask?” I’m rolling my eyes and pulling up THIS picture as my answer. Quit playing with us…witcho prepossessing ass.

How Tom Brady’s helmet looks at him from the closet:

When you suck for a long time:

Great snack just had too many nuts in it

Paradise No Ordinary Love

She shedding like a rattlesnake, I’m crying

EVER.

💋

When my parent worked at the video rental store and I got to see the screener copies