Okay that's enough for today 😂

They completely underestimated the deeply loyal and codependent relationship we have with Taco Bell. If it comes down to lettuce or Taco Bell I'm choosing Taco Bell every fucking time

I'm not buying no bagged lettuce or anything like that until the villain leaves office. Idc that California was barely affected because of our strict laws, that shit rots too quickly anyway. Buying a mini salad spinner last year was one of my better consumer purchases.

I've gone up two bra cup sizes since I had my hysterectomy, I did not sign up for this. From a B to a D

No Canadian or Taco Bell slander on my timeline.

My reaction to this post is exactly why my family be praying for me

This is the air purifier I use in my bedroom every night, it's small but powerful. The bigger purifier I use for the downstairs part of my house will be in the comments.

I hope my Canadian peeps are okay. Wear masks, stay indoors and drink a lot of water.

Hate this company bad, it's been well over a week. I don't really believe in boycotts but I bet we could hurt this company if we tried

I read Deenie by Judy Blume so many times without even realizing that I had scoliosis. I wasn't diagnosed until I was 19 and by then it was too late to do anything. It's mild, but it comes up in all of my scans and every time they're like "Do you know your spine is as crooked as a bag of snakes" 🫩

The final stage of becoming an adult woman is realizing that my favorite member of Destiny's Child was Michelle

I have hated this racist woman and rooted for her downfall since this moment. She is the worst. The worst Jennifer. The worst white actress. The worst Affleck wife. THEE WORST. I'm sad Regina Hall has to work with nasty bitches like her.

Taco Bell doesn't deserve this Taylor Farms is the worst and I never buy produce from that brand.

I was JUST complaining about no album from them in a century after I saw that video clip of Syd talking about Beyoncé This makes me so happy 🥰

If he was just gonna focus on one aisle he could have at least just filled up the entire basket with Tide. I would have absolutely CLEARED the meat section tho. Ribs and oxtails everywhere

That other Home Alone 2 actor is RIGHT THERE my goodness! What did we do to deserve this timeline?? RIP to an amazing actress.

Penzeys is UNHINGED 😂

I'm about to restart my phone! I saw "and" right before I was about to post and changed it back to "an". I physically did this. I can't use SwiftKey anymore and the ios keyboard is unusable. Any other keyboard suggestions? I miss the Android keyboard. 🫩

They're all like this. Every last one of them. You have to be morally and spiritually bankrupt to become and ICE thug

I'm really starting to understand why women from previous generations made certain wardrobe choices, why they cut their hair, etc. We as a society were very unkind to those women and didn't support their choices. We still are with the "WHY DID THEY LOOK SO OLD" rhetoric we always see.

The SD DA, who just had a major crack cocaine drug bust, stood up on on that podium and said, "San Diego is a paradise, but not a gangster's paradise." And you know he thought up that line years ago and was so happy to finally be able to use it. I have second-hand embarrassment right now. 🫠

Omg wtf is a ciriz?? It's supposed to be CITIZEN like why would spellcheck even replace that word? I hate this keyboard badly.

Paul Pelosi is a public menace and shame on these elderly rich people not hiring or having a car service to take them wherever they need to go. The selfishness and lack of respect for the public at large is staggering. A man with his wealth would NEVER lose his "independence" by not driving. 13!

He had an amazing run and Lester Jenkins is definitely in the Top 5 of Black TV Dads. Rest in Power sir. 🤎

East coast people please wear masks! Speaking from a seasoned wildfire ciriz, that smoke will fuck you up. Try to get air purifiers for your homes if you can afford it, even a tiny one in a bedroom will help.

DJ QUIK IS STILL FINE idc idc

I have them all in a drawer, and then I have the barcode and pin numbers saved in my notes app, and I use Libby exclusively so all of my info is saved there too. I have: Los Angeles Department of Defense San Diego Chula Vista Coronado San Francisco Napa Maryland

Baby Boomers refusal to give up even the tiniest bit of power is absolutely unhinged. Ruth BG, Diane Feinstein, the Turtle, etc are just a few of the many examples we need AGE AND TERM LIMITS. Lady Graham was only 71 when he died, he could have terrorized us for another 20 years. Enough is enough.

While You Were Sleeping🤏🏽 (You, Me and Tuscany reminds me of it so it's one of my recent faves)

Idk. I'm looking funny at all of bakers who praise this machine. It is SO bad y'all. I have been making this recipe for over 20 years and I worked so hard to scale, and just one night of working with it has destroyed my confidence and has me questioning if I can really run a bakery...

So, I made two hundred cinnamon rolls today, for my daughter to take to work and for me to give away to my friends. Every last roll was an absolute disaster. I slept for 3 hours and worked for 10 hours straight just for the dough to be inedible and flat. It's the Bosch Mixer. Angry thread 1/5

Seeing this while the SL going on😭😭😭

Stephen King said that he wrote 11/22/63 to prove that Oswald didn't kill Kennedy but then came to the realization that he did, but I came away thinking that there was no way in hell that he killed him. Not a chance.

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I'm not ever getting dental implants again, this process is long and GRUELING. Just give me dentures next time!

If that orange villain is mourning you, you were a despicable person in life. Absolutely beyond saving

Keep calling and break my "Do Not Disturb" settings for real.

I'm giving my daughter cinnamon rolls and yellow cake/chocolate frosting sweet rolls to take to her job and now she's got me stressed because she will absolutely steal them and hide them away I'm sorry I don't trust her 😂

This creature tried to overthrow the election ELIZABETH.

It's creeping closer to the top we just gotta be patient.

I'm tired tired tired. NONE of these companies care about the community's they are supposed to serve. Boycott for what? They're all evil.

The man I'm married to asked me what does the East coast have that's better than the West coast and I started to say, "We--" and he said, "YOU CAN'T SAY WEGMANS!" Now how is that fair? It's the best grocery store on the planet. Anyway, the answers are Wegmans and White Lily flour. Love them bad.

California is not a real place

The early internet was so fun and cool these kids will never know. The Matrix forum. The AOL forums. Chud forums. TWoP. BlackPlanet. BACK TO THE FUTURE FORUMS. We were only like ten years out from Back to the Future 3! It was so much fun. So many reboot and sequel rumors. What. A. Time.

This Vietnamese coffee got me fucked up, I don't think I can drink any other kind of coffee right now

They've increased my grandmother's senior living costs $900 more per month. She needs memory care, so $7700 monthly now. She can afford it but my goodness. Baby Boomers are fast approaching the ages where they might need care like this. This country is on the brink of a collapse, I can feel it.

This really sucks because we eat salads every day. Every single day. He takes them to work for lunch and has one with dinner, and I typically have a salad every day for lunch. What are we supposed to eat now?? Is my cabbage even safe to eat? Donuts would never do this to me!

Is it safe to eat romaine right now? I only buy the full stalk and I chop it up and run it through the salad spinner. We no longer buy bagged lettuce since the last time Taylor Farms had that outbreak. I'm just trying to figure out if we should throw out our lettuce, carrots and cabbage. Damn it.

I was on a walk and my neighbor's garage was open and I saw that they buy Charmin tissue and Brawny paper towels from Costco. I was like wow, they must be rich. I'm so elderly omg

Y'all was just gonna sit there and let me look unhinged with that post I see. Y'all ain't loyal.