Is IT a crime?!?!

There ain't no way in hell

Y'all, Claudette Colvin has joined the ancestors. Rest in eternal power to our hero 🤎

This feels unfair to people who read a lot and come across words that aren't used in every day life I feel called out 🫩

A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎 www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...

Gmail tried to spam me with Ballerina Farms ads and I blocked that MAGA bitch so fast

Did my usual last night. Put all of my dough ingredients into the bread maker on the dough setting, gave it a few coil folds when it was done and let it ferment in the bread maker overnight. Woke up to a crime scene. Dough EVERYWHERE. Took me an hour to clean it. I would have a crazy starter.

I can't wait to tell y'all what my crazy sourdough starter did this morning!

No matter how bad the economy is, I will always be able to get a slice of pizza from Costco. That means a lot to me.

I used Fleur, my sourdough starter, two days after her last feeding and way past peak and look at how she performed. Using her when she's hungry seems to be the key to getting lots of lift and a nice oven spring. Shit idek anymore, sourdough is stupid. 😂

Never have I been so happy that my son is nonverbal and will never be able to embarrass me like this

Oh SHIT

I wish I had just made my blueberry bread 😂 That's what I get for trying to be extra

Okay no more Instagram/TikTok recipes for me, this shit does not translate well into real life. The bread came out okay but folding in cookie dough into bread dough is nonsensical and weird. It's all weird. I would have been better off just adding chocolate chips rather than cookie dough. Flop.

So an attempted murderess is just walking around, breathing free air. She's in VIRGINIA you say? 🧐

I love that Kathy is the beautiful, hot person in this pic 😌 Love that for her

I decided to make a cookie dough sourdough loaf with the leftover cookie dough from that King Arthur recipe with too much chocolate chips. This is crazy. My starter is CRAZY and loved that sugar. It barely fit inside of my dutch oven. Worried about the lid. I'll report back later with the results

i don't care i don't care i don't care Same headlines, different hours, different days, different news agencies, etc etc Y'all are waiting for Black people to save you and we won't this time. Period.

Oh LAWD I just heard a Luther song on an APPLEBEE'S COMMERCIAL We really are in end times omg...

Reading a cozy mystery series where the city/town has an apostrophe in its name and I don't think I know of any US cities with special characters?? Is that even allowed?

Store brands ✅ Kirkland/Members Mark ✅ Kirkland Grassfed ✅✅✅ Plugra ✅✅✅✅✅ Kerrygold ❌ Trader Joe's Cultured ✅✅✅✅ Les Pres Sales✅✅✅✅✅ Isigny ✅✅✅✅ Beurre de Baratte✅✅✅✅ Danish Creamery Euro✅✅✅ Finlandia ✅✅✅ Land O Lakes Black Label✅✅✅ Tillamook✅✅✅✅ President ✅✅✅✅ Vital Farms✅✅ Strauss Euro Style ✅✅✅

The only butter I did not like is Kerrygold and I'm not explaining myself. Fuck that shit. My absolute favorite is Plugra and Les Pres Sales. I really enjoyed all of the cultured butter period. The only one I haven't tried yet is Maison Bordier. I like Kirkland and Plugra for baking the best.

Y'all, I have tried many different kinds of butter over the past few months and I like them all. Cultured, grass fed, euro butter, American butter, brown butter. I also like margarine, ICBINB, Bummel & Brown, Country Crock Drizzle and Sizzle. Idk I like all of that shit as long as it's yellow. 😂

I fucking can't stand the NYT and I'm subscribed solely for the recipe app but now I'm wondering if this is the time I need to just say fuck it and cancel. I wish the King Arthur app included more meal recipes, but I understand that they're a baking company. Sigh. There's nothing like NYT Cooking.

I'm always so disappointed when I find out a creator I like and respect steals recipes without giving credit. 🫩

I made the King Arthur sourdough chocolate chip cookies and I hate to say it, but I think it calls for way too much chocolate. Other than that, the dough is absolutely delicious and it doesn't taste fermented at all. (Link in comments)

I feel like the whole world is against me because what is this shit???

I cut my locs off back in 2018 because of alopecia and I still miss them. I wear my hair in ponytails and crochet styles mostly anyway so why not just get locs again?

Nothing screams transplant louder than driving on a California freeway with hazard lights on because it's RAINING. We don't do that here, we see that it's raining, we don't need more freeway hall monitors! Hazard lights means EMERGENCY.

I just made this guy some banana cinnamon rolls and y'all know how I feel about bananas. He can't ever say that I don't try to make this marriage work 🫩

This sounds like something the worst villain from an apocalyptic novel would say and do

I truly hope this album gets Bruno Mars out of his gambling debt!

When you're a company and you fuck up, even buyers who don't "boycott" but find your policies distasteful will find alternatives and permanently alter their buying habits. I have not been to a Starbucks in 39 weeks and I can't forsee a scenario where I would go back if I'm not extremely desperate

My favorite (only) Stanley Cup is on sale! I love this because you don't have to use a straw with it. I wash and use it every single day, and I just picked up a backup 😌🤎 So now I have twoooooo.

Btw if you're GEN X you should have a colonoscopy. If you're a Xennial you should have a colonoscopy or should have one in the next year or two. If you're a millennial you should have one if you have a family history of colon cancer or bowel diseases.

Brought this man to his colonoscopy procedure this morning and it was 32 degrees when we left and only 42 degrees right now! Everyone is walking around hunched over and saying "it's cold!" instead of "good morning!"

This is Threads, in a nutshell. And no I'm not "on" there, for some reason Instagram constantly suggests these dumb ass posts to me. It will NEVER be vintage Black Twitter.

Well, we thought of something for our fallen sisters, why can't y'all?

Damn thanks for the heads up. They can't possibly be Black American

Imagine being related to an ICE agent

Mine stays up until right after Valentine's Day. It's a WINTER tree in this household not a Christmas tree. I don't want to be in some bare, depressing ass house in the winter. Even a So Cal winter. Give me warmth and lights.

THIS ISN'T WHAT PICK-ME MEANS STOP EAVESDROPPING ON BLACK CONVERSATIONS

Y'all are very unserious about us

What's the name of your probation officer

Say Her Name is for Black women ONLY because white women are typically never not seen as being victims worthy of justice and remembrance. Hope this helps.

GLP1 drugs draw the strangest lines in the sand, why does it ALWAYS affect how much coffee I can drink??

Newsom is a jerk but I wouldn't want anyone else fighting on California's behalf at this present time

Now this is ALWAYS why I read one star ratings because you get down to the problem of things. Why on earth would you give a recipe one star because of your own poor planning?? If I was a moderator I would remove that shit

I'll bet she LOVED the thought of this picture getting back to his WIFE and FAMILY. Now look at the two of them, just looking dumb as fuck.

They should never be allowed in polite society again.