Yes please

They've been pathetic my entire life, with occasional periods of political brilliance. But for the most part, the most disappointing party in history. So much wasted potential.

I had to stop making bread because it was stalling my weight loss. And honestly I feel so much better. I am not low carb and never want to be (again) but I'm not gonna lie, all of that bread, even homemade with sourdough made me feel like ass. But at least I perfected the recipe for my bakery!

Ludacris looks so fucking good that man is almost 50!

So I'm reading this series and it was first published in 1981, and the main character Kinsey rents a hotel room for $11 per night. Eleven. Dollars.

Right out of a cozy mystery novel, one of the libraries here in San Diego has a knitting and crochet group called...get ready for this: THE CHRONICLES OF YARNIA 😂🤎

I'm outside of a fish market as I type, waiting on my fish, shrimp and hush puppies 😌

So, Sickle Cell Anemia, Cystic Fibrosis and Tay-Sachs Disease are examples of diseases that #RFKJr the Imbecile thinks don't deserve research funding. Can I just say he is the biggest a$$hole on the planet? #ImpeachRFKJr

I miss my Mama's salmon croquettes 🥺

All of the abusers and abuser apologists are making themselves KNOWN

Roland Martin is a terrible fucking person. They're tearing his ass up on Threads, rightfully so

I been eating shredded lettuce salads every night. 🫩 I need to make some time to actually wash and shred the lettuce myself though. I'm obsessed. I also want to make my own Caesar salad dressing...

Finally finally FINALLY Ladies, you are LOVED. Stay safe out there.

Idk I would let Joshua Jackson ruin my life too 🤷🏽‍♀️

I hope the family won't bury them together or put his wretched last name on her gravestone. Cremate him and then flush him down the toilet. He doesn't even deserve a service.

Why can't these men just go to an alley and shoot themselves? Why do they have to take their partners out with them? Why do they have to leave their children orphans? These fucking abusers, wish we could resuscitate them just to punish them. Bastards.

We need a backup plan in case Bluesky leaves and never comes back. I've already lost so many acquaintances when I left the rotting bird app. 🫤

Sometimes I just wanna sit in my car parked in my garage and drink coffee.

I'm so tired of The Clippers 🫩

Glad I'm too old for Coachella. I will be planning a trip to Palm Springs though. I want to look at pretty houses 😂

I just found out my Apple watch will be delivered via Doordash tomorrow and I'm so upset. I don't even have a choice. 😟

This is actually an excellent point. Not quite the time to pay premium prices when all of the same shit is coming from the same Chinese warehouses 😂

MY COTTAGE KITCHEN LICENSE WAS APPROVED!!! Omggggg!

I went to Red Lobster to treat myself to a (belated, my day is on the 12th) birthday seafood boil and punked out and got shrimp and a baked potato. I can't eat all that by myself. 😂 I'd forgotten how heavenly cheddar bay biscuits are when they're piping hot. WHEW.

I miss Ava, Nina, Liz and Trina. #gh

I decided to give daily allergy meds a real shot. Not just taking it when I remember or when my allergies become unbearable. But taking it every single day along with the rest of my meds. I've seen a drastic change since taking Claritin and prescription Flonase every single day. Drastic.

I wish I could quit Amazon the way I drastically quit Starbucks and Target. I'm getting there, but it's hard.

I wanted her to say something to me that she would say online, face hidden while race baiting on X. She very much looked scared. She should have been. I ain't cussed somebody out good in YEARS, I was ready for her ass. Most of them people have enough sense not to approach a Black woman in a mask😂

Y'all I just cussed out a MAGA bitch! She was standing outside of the grocery store with a "STOP NEWSOM" table w/sign up sheets and she was like, "would you like to help us in the fight?" Me: Absolutely NOT. Fuck off. Her, flustered: Oh wow. God bless. Me: Fuck you bitch! Felt great!

Mr. Tendernism is a very quotable guy

White women shouldn't be allowed to have podcasts either

Gonna take it one step further and say that the character should have been murdered while pregnant with Michael. Or murdered while lying about being pregnant. Either way, neither character should exist #gh

Ladies. WOMEN. Dr. Pimple Popper (Dr. Sandra Lee) had a stroke due to uncontrolled high blood pressure and cholesterol, and she thought it was a HOT FLASH. I love y'all for real, but we are not spring chickens. Get your checkups and take all unusual symptoms SERIOUSLY.

Is this incest? Because she looks like his daughter. Ain't he embarrassed? #gh

This man is making a list of shit for me to buy at the Sephora VIB sale 😂 He really likes my Necessaire deodorant, he says 🫩

USPS flat rate medium boxes are TWENTY TWO DOLLARS Ten years ago I used to use them to ship out my Christmas cookies and they were only $11. This is so upsetting 😂

I'm no longer Sephora VIB and I couldn't be more thrilled!

They can turn it around. They’re stuck in passive storytelling and making tempests in a teacup. A woman saying something nasty isn’t drama. There’s also this weird misogynistic streak that needs to go yesterday. Also, nix the favoritism. It’s holding them back creatively.

K Michelle sounds so much like Dolly Parton. Y'all hear it? 😂

How did I not know my guy was on here being absolutely delicious and snarky?? 😂

Like honestly, you see soaps actually dying over the past two decades, you get an opportunity to create a new dynamic in the space, but then you hire showrunners who are over 70 and the result is exactly what you would expect. They were not interested in new audiences and new ideas. #BeyondTheGates

My daughter and niece have both abandoned #BeyondTheGates. My daughter is confused about why season 1 storylines weren't wrapped up before season 2 aired and I had to break it down for her. I said at the beginning that they are dealing with new audiences and needed to do things DIFFERENTLY.

Why are these male politicians so fucking depraved?? Is sex really that powerful for them? My goodness. Not all men but always a man!

There are so many great candidates without Nazi tattoos though and I don't want to be like a Republican

I don't think I've EVER been able to get off the floor without using my hands. Even as a toddler?? 😂🫩

Everybody is (rightfully) upset. I just don't want to know how they can cut corners with HOT SAUCE??

I 110% believe Ruby. Full stop. Katy Perry is a HORRIBLE person.

I just saw You Me and Tuscany and Halle Bailey is EXACTLY the star she's meant to be! I was grinning throughout the whole film 🥹

Never thought I would see a white artist cosplaying as 00s artist REMY SHAND, but here we have Jack Harlow in 2026 doing just that.