I hate being sick, I can't wait to be back in the kitchen, it is therapy for me. I get depressed if I go too long without baking or cooking

I just feel like they're gonna be as insufferable as Laker fans but without the dynasty to back it up 🫩

Oh my GOD why are my intrusive thoughts ONLY about cutting all of my hair off??

Can wear an iCarly tee but don't want to touch his own ass It's probably a skit but they still should have planned better 😂

Hunter Biden smoked crack. You gotta leave people who came out the other side of the crack pipe alone. They are just happy to be here and they dont care about nothing.

They see them poll numbers dropping

❤️❤️❤️.

Me me me me me me me...

And her ugly brother was the one who came up with the idea. It really do be your own people.

I thought he was gonna be okay??? GODDAMIT

Adoption was just finalized 🍓

And Danny Thomas

Babe I don't do it anymore, this body gone get the first thing the eyes see and that's that

But the man I'm married to gets to be Uncle D?? Meanwhile, I'm just Eb?? I'm the one who be cash-apping them money for holidays and their school fundraisers but I ain't auntie tho? BET 😂

My niece said that I've never given auntie energy and that's why she's never called me auntie. I'm only 11 years older than she is so I let it pass, but now even her kids don't call me auntie, like what am I doing wrong I feel like it's my birthright??

This is HIGHLY guarded contraband in this household. I do not keep this with all of the other cold and allergy medication, you gotta come through me and fill out a questionnaire if you want some idc idc

This pic is so iconic

So I didn't want to say anything until I knew for sure, but the ER radiologist called me the next morning and told me they found a dilated pore on my pancreas. FFWD weeks of hysterical crying jags, blood tests, and an MRI, and there's absolutely nothing there. Everything came back clear. 🙏🏽

This is an insane list of candidates for the gubernatorial primary. We gotta do better and figure out how to scale this back

Anybody who has ever combed out locs know that Jay's fro is the real deal, you can see his hair fighting the air trying to loc back up. He gone be miserable for at least a year 😂

It's so cute when I get a "your item has been shipped!" notification and my package been sitting downstairs in my pantry for five days

This is exactly why we staying home now. Y'all better figure it out.

Happy Pride Month! Be the problem, choose violence, don’t reduce any aspect of your self, take up space, make them bitches MAD!

June is a month of self relection for me, as a Black woman. The anniversary of the Tulsa Massacre, which affected my family and was the catalyst for our California migration. And being raised by a Texan Dad whose family always observed Juneteenth. A lot of generational trauma. I'm trying to heal.

AS ICE 😌

I hate it when I have dreams about hanging out with celebrities because I wake up feeling so broke

I will always stop, watch about three or four times, and then re-post Happy Pride Month! ❤️🧡💛💚💙

If your parents are stubborn the way mine are, get them a window AC unit before it gets too hot. It's just my Dad and he doesn't feel like overhauling his AC unit and I don't feel like losing my remaining parent to heat strokes so I got him a little Black and Decker on wheels and he uses that shit!

I'm a complete glutton for half onion rings half fries, I am convinced

I cannot imagine being 90 years old and catching a cold, honestly. Colds have always been really hard on me, even when I was a little girl I missed a week of school MINIMUM. I won't survive one as an elderly person, I just know it 🫩

I was in an MRI machine yesterday and every time I started to freak out, I thought about a historical novel series that I'm reading that takes place in 1890s NYC, and reminded myself how fortunate I am to have access to this kind of medical technology. Because their docs barely had clean hands!🙏🏽

If you have 20 responses trelling you something is Aye Eye and leave it up, I'm blocking you! Especially if it's rage bait or misinformation.

7, but I wouldn't say no to 8. And I don't even eat hot dogs 😂

Facebook is the social media some of y'all deserve

Somebody got me sick and I'm so mad. I go out of my way to try to stay healthy but people really don't give a shit. I had an MRI yesterday and something is telling me...

Our deceased relatives would want this for us 🥹

Did, do, will

The event with the pet sitter happened in San Diego and we have a huge wild coyote population here. We knew it was bad for the kitty Blair, but of course we hoped for a different outcome. We want her to name and shame the pet sitter. Still waiting to see if she will.

It is illegal! It's been banned in LA since 2009 so she went out of her fucking way to find a vet to do it in another county.

Between that asshole "pet sitter" who let out AN INDOOR CAT which led to the kitty's unfortunate demise, to dumb ass Khloe Kardashian who had her cat DECLAWED, this has been a terrible week for cats. How do I, someone who has never owned cats, know cats better than these horrible people?

So in order to get people to perform they had to lie to them. Sounds accurate

I'm thinking about it! My Zoom subscription is actually up in June, but I miss y'all and now we have Beyond The Gates to talk about too!

"A yo I gotta get this shmoney mayne"

I want one of these Moravian style rolling pins so badly, but I want a new one. 😂 Sorry I just don't like the idea of using decades old wood in my cooking. 🤷🏽‍♀️ Plus they're hard to find and very expensive. Do you think I could find a carpenter to make this for me??

I just don't think it's unreasonable for art to be the line drawn in the sand regarding AI. Art should be made by humans.

I'm sorry but why are we always being targeted??? 🫩🫠

The dot cake trend is being backed by the child of a billionaire. Wait and see. No unknown bakery can just waltz into a store and get placement on the shelves, along with promo and obvious influencers sponsorships.

I feel like Gen Xers and Millennials are so nervous because for over 100 years, there were no real significant advancements made in the art of reproducing music. And then over the course of our short lifetimes, we've had to deal with records, CDs, and now streaming, which is basically killing music.

It's not Jacob's fault but I'm absolutely fine with blaming Ashley and Grayson #BeyondTheGates #BTG