I made the King Arthur sourdough chocolate chip cookies and I hate to say it, but I think it calls for way too much chocolate. Other than that, the dough is absolutely delicious and it doesn't taste fermented at all. (Link in comments)

I feel like the whole world is against me because what is this shit???

I cut my locs off back in 2018 because of alopecia and I still miss them. I wear my hair in ponytails and crochet styles mostly anyway so why not just get locs again?

Nothing screams transplant louder than driving on a California freeway with hazard lights on because it's RAINING. We don't do that here, we see that it's raining, we don't need more freeway hall monitors! Hazard lights means EMERGENCY.

I just made this guy some banana cinnamon rolls and y'all know how I feel about bananas. He can't ever say that I don't try to make this marriage work 🫩

This sounds like something the worst villain from an apocalyptic novel would say and do

I truly hope this album gets Bruno Mars out of his gambling debt!

When you're a company and you fuck up, even buyers who don't "boycott" but find your policies distasteful will find alternatives and permanently alter their buying habits. I have not been to a Starbucks in 39 weeks and I can't forsee a scenario where I would go back if I'm not extremely desperate

My favorite (only) Stanley Cup is on sale! I love this because you don't have to use a straw with it. I wash and use it every single day, and I just picked up a backup 😌🤎 So now I have twoooooo.

Btw if you're GEN X you should have a colonoscopy. If you're a Xennial you should have a colonoscopy or should have one in the next year or two. If you're a millennial you should have one if you have a family history of colon cancer or bowel diseases.

Brought this man to his colonoscopy procedure this morning and it was 32 degrees when we left and only 42 degrees right now! Everyone is walking around hunched over and saying "it's cold!" instead of "good morning!"

This is Threads, in a nutshell. And no I'm not "on" there, for some reason Instagram constantly suggests these dumb ass posts to me. It will NEVER be vintage Black Twitter.

Well, we thought of something for our fallen sisters, why can't y'all?

Damn thanks for the heads up. They can't possibly be Black American

Imagine being related to an ICE agent

Mine stays up until right after Valentine's Day. It's a WINTER tree in this household not a Christmas tree. I don't want to be in some bare, depressing ass house in the winter. Even a So Cal winter. Give me warmth and lights.

THIS ISN'T WHAT PICK-ME MEANS STOP EAVESDROPPING ON BLACK CONVERSATIONS

Y'all are very unserious about us

What's the name of your probation officer

Say Her Name is for Black women ONLY because white women are typically never not seen as being victims worthy of justice and remembrance. Hope this helps.

GLP1 drugs draw the strangest lines in the sand, why does it ALWAYS affect how much coffee I can drink??

Newsom is a jerk but I wouldn't want anyone else fighting on California's behalf at this present time

Now this is ALWAYS why I read one star ratings because you get down to the problem of things. Why on earth would you give a recipe one star because of your own poor planning?? If I was a moderator I would remove that shit

I'll bet she LOVED the thought of this picture getting back to his WIFE and FAMILY. Now look at the two of them, just looking dumb as fuck.

They should never be allowed in polite society again.

She was right about EVERYTHING.

Why is the name "Lloyd" spelled with two Ls?

And no I'm not joking. 🫠

"Analog" is going to be the new buzzword for 2026. "Watch me bake this analog bread and comment 'analog' to get my FREE guide on how you can learn to bake in an analog way too!"

Anyway, my PCP and the doctor I'm married to both agreed with me and I got a new referral to a new general surgeon as well as a plastic surgeon, but my PCP says that the plastic surgeon should be able to fix my hernia AND diastasis at the same time, two surgeries are NOT needed That bitch.

You're not about to treat me like a BMI number on my insurance's dime, fuck you. I know I need to lose weight, hence the Zepbound medication that I'm CURRENTLY taking. And I would NEVER consider a tummy tuck if my diastasis wasn't so bad. Like, I am just not vain like that, this is SURGERY. BITCH.

So I met with an awful general surgeon who told me that only a plastic surgeon would be able to fix my diastasis recti with a tummy tuck, but that she could fix my hernia and give me bariatric surgery to insure that the tummy tuck won't "go to waste". Just got a consult with a new general surgeon.

King Arthur 2026 recipe of the year. I'm trying to lose weight but I might have to try this. 🫩

Disassociating with books and audiobooks is a survival mechanism at this point.

TIL that Warren Buffet owned Sees Candy!

I made the man I'm married to some chicken and broccoli for his meal prep/lunch last night and that chicken was INCREDIBLE so I'm making myself some for dinner tonight 😌 Chicken thighs though, I don't fuck with breast meat as a first choice

All of the fucking chicken thighs were sold out at the grocery store!

"Black Americans do we really care what happened to Venezuela? Lets keep it a buck 😂😂😂😂"

This kid around the corner got a drum set for Christmas and now the whole neighborhood is suffering

I don't understand how Stanley cups are out of fashion...how can a reusable cup be out of fashion? 😂

He buried the mother of his kids on a golf course for a tax exemption...

I watched the entire Knives Out 3 film thinking that Josh Brolin was Jeff Bridges, I cannot believe it

I know it's having a popular moment on socials but the intro to Sweet Love by Anita Baker really is one of the best intros of all time 😂 That drummer had bills DUE

The city of San Diego put parking meters at Balboa Park, the SD Zoo and all of the surrounding (RESIDENTIAL) neighborhoods and every last one of them have been vandalized. You try to charge me just because I live close to the city hub and I'm gonna spray foam in those machines too the fuck

Oh, and I also LOVE deep dish pizza but the two places I like to get them from charges FORTY DOLLARS. And that's just for one topping too! So I gotta make my own fuck that. Just a coincidence that it both tastes better and doesn't sit in my stomach like a rock.

They're all going to hell

I did not start making bread trying to be "healthy" 😂 I started making bread because I LOVE toast and grilled cheese on fresh bread and San Diego bakeries don't use salt and charge $12. 🫩 That's why I just bought a starter and started right away, I just want grilled cheese.

The coward turned off replies but they're eating her ass up in quotes

Blocking me proved you know it’s fucking true, bitch.

All of this because we elected a Black president.