I just fought a mosquito bigger than a couple women I know. I’m going back to my hotel.

Oh shit, they got dinosaurs. Brb

D’Angelo never played when it came to a live performance one of my favorites. ❤️‍🔥 youtu.be/DMb8BhCXNs4?...

Please be that person. And there are plenty of people in the gym who are willing to help if you’re confused or nervous. Congrats on the new healthy habit ❤️ Signed, A Gym Rat

Holiday Hancock

Periodic reminder to disinfect/sanitize your cellphone

i love furniture restoration videos because they show how quality is important and you can get some really beautiful, overlooked furniture if you learn certain skills IG savedbydesign.tn

I look fine and smell great.

But, and honest question here, did you summarize it with AI? If so, what was the summary?

#SundayThoughts #Christmas2025

NYC, this is a very unpleasant flu and you'll be miserable if you catch it. RSV and Covid are here too. Holidays make it far more likely you'll get these. CDC says 4.6 million flu cases have been reported nationally. 49,000 people hospitalizations. 1,900 deaths. You have masks at home. Put'em on!

What y’all doing?

It is merely a lust of the blood and a permission of the will.

The Bee Gees:

To or about*

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She did say “came” she harmonized her cheating. “CccccaaaaaAAAAAAAme”

Amy Winehouse was WILD for this.

It’s humid as hell. Goodness.

Just take more time to think lil mama.

I love new experiences with friends or love interests. Please put me on to the place you have had your eye on so we can gab about it.

She wants a Caesar salad too.

Nothing. No reason at all. Women randomly: “I think I want some crab legs.”

The right answer is whatever works for yall. If that’s how you two normally do things, then no you not wrong. THAT SAID, most ppl think “baecation” as *taking* your bae on vacation (you paying for it) not y’all *going* on vacation (mutual responsibility). Just make sure YALL are on the same page.

TBD.

Me when she asks me on a trip but doesn’t pay for it:

If you don’t have the money to cover all the expenses, then you don’t have the money😭

Seeing someone ask a bunch of internet folks who may or may not understand/care about nuance or circumstance and who may be doing or saying things for the plot, a hypothetical always makes me chuckle. Maybe even the hypothetical was for the plot.

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Me reading the SL and seeing what y’all was up to…

I had no idea so many animals consider Christmas trees a tasty snack!

My HRV was like…oh? YOU WERE DRINKING DRINKING

Good morning Y’all.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

Oh.

Thankfully it isn’t a one way door. Also, pre-nup, pre-nup, pre-nup!

Off into the night.

I’m here for a good time not a long time

Waitress hands me my drink and says “You big man, I put lot of alcohol in it”

Lemme go lay out and get this tan. This shepherd for the devil really said I “might not get winter white this season”

10/10 scene. All of his monologues in American Gods were

What y’all doing?

i mean he's a genius look at this

I just don’t understand why they can’t walk in a straight line and then get mad/shocked/confuzzled when they bounce off me. Like…I’ve got at least 100 pounds on you! Act accordingly.

Short people walk like people can both see and walk through them. Bitch I will throw you.

I’m trying!

There’s a chick who always flashing her Executive Platinum status everywhere. Excuse me for being a commoner.