Don’t ask me NATHAN about being handy or building nothing 🧍🏾‍♀️

Since my chest is very “one mile to the next boob” a tattoo might could be cute in the space

This isn’t selfish at all. You know what you want and you’re doing it. It’d be selfish to have kids knowing you don’t want em. You’re doing great!

I’m not gon hold you, but my small C cups feel fun. I put on for the moderate chested women. With the right bra and some prep work, i too can breast boobily. I’ll just need some tape and patience.

I don’t like wings fried hard

Vegas where the cheap men perish. My friend (another woman named Brianna who is supremely gorgeous) had a boyfriend that not only didn’t pay for accommodations, but slept on the floor of our room AND got mad when he kept seeing me and her get in for free and getting free drinks while he had to pay.

Being pretty, talkative, and a good person opens a lot of doors. In Vegas, a club promoter carried me from the club where he was, clear to the other side of the strip because i said my feet hurt and i didn’t wanna walk no more.

The Hilton Elara on the strip is 🤌🏾🤌🏾

If you like women who gotta wear their anklets on the the 4th to the last ring, I’m your woman

This kaiju in Pacific Rim is shaped like a man that i was down horrifically behind. I will be taking no questions at this time.

Vegas only fun for 3 days, after that, I’m ready to drive the 3 hours back home

I was just telling my best friend we didn’t go to Vegas the past two years and that was our tradition every year

Is Bluesky gonna fix the fact that i can post videos only sometimes?

I’m so excited for my barre class tonight and my mat Pilates class on Thursday. The Pilates class is at a Black owned studio too

Scam. Man. Crouthers. Someone come pick me up off this flo.

When people try to tell me what to do in the phone I pay for:

I signed up for a barre class for this evening and I’m excited!

I remember a man was calling it quits on me and was like “i don’t know what’s wrong with the men around you, you’re great” but it’s like nigga please. You don’t want me either so stop.

Someone from that other app called someone a “brunch booter” and i laughed for 25 minutes

“Brunch boots” kills me every time

Hollering

My ankles are really thick and I don’t know if i like that

Good morning. I feel, personally, this is too early for me to be awake.

When i have a sad, my answer is to travel lol. And now i have a job where i can have the time off to do so. Imma be out here like Carmen San Diego.

Why my stomach decide to act a fool when I’m trying to sleep

Instead of “the booty is closed” it’s “the booty is clenched”

This is me too. I have to consciously tell myself to relax my booty when i catch it clenching! I’m just tense i guess.

Escapism x Raye is the soundtrack of my life right now

(These are my filtered thoughts.)

My feet are nice and soft. Let me put them on you

A hot fudge sundae would be lovely right now

I don’t like to argue.

WHEW. This.

AHT AHT! Not if you not gonna do it right…don’t spin if you don’t plan to win

Call her fellas. It's time.

I don’t go anywhere without earphones. I wanna listen to what i wanna listen to when i want to.

Headphones. Too much noise overstimulates me.

I felt pretty the past few weeks

I firmly believe the right love will find me in my living, not in my longing. So, I'll keep living the best life I can.

didn’t get anything today but prayerfully tomorrow. 🤞🏾

Right. If she wants to be pregnant again right now, why was it SO BOTHERSOME to her?

Like that whole diatribe on someone else’s motherhood timeline was very vitriolic.

How you mad cause a stranger chose motherhood and when to have another baby? “She has stuff to do, like tour.” So she should choose when and how to be a mom based off a stranger’s desire for a tour?

It’s 6:53pm and I’m ready to go to sleep

That lady has A LOT of feelings towards Cardi being pregnant again. Maybe put the mic down.

Very unhinged

Come through purple rain!!