Lol, I have the *same* hammer (and set of tools) I moved in my first apartment with (granted that's only 11 years but lol)

Apple is going to find out how to use this in their next ad, omfg.

NINETY DAYS NINETY INCIDENTS NINETY PERCENT YOU PAID FOR ALL FIVE NINES BUT YOU’LL ONLY NEED THE EDGE #github

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I go and get my life in order to get in bed, open the app & the first thing I see is pussy lips on a wrist ….. ok Solo.

I've seen Google Wave, Google Buzz, Google Plus, Google Hangouts, Google Currents die, nothing you say can scare me.

#SNL #WeekendUpdate

My bookmarks really are how I keep that tab count LOW

That no gravity might have you like this

Catching that moisture in zero g :

the shit talking lol

A wanna radio story reader from the 40s www.jacky.wtf/essays/2024/... has a sample lol

Remember when there was a commercial to teach kids (and some adults) what a verb was? They should have made more commercials for the rest 😆

OMFG no leave it alone and make it 6 seasons you have so much material give it to me I'm an American!!! I demand entertainment!!!! (lol)

folks about to get tangled shut down with them holding copies of claude code lol

I don't like how I wanted to see how this ended but this probably cost $200 to make in ComfyUI lol

TIL about zodiacial light wtf

Looking at this, surf.social/status, it looks like ATProto is piping a lot of stuff (I wonder how many people blocked the stuff from Flipboard). That said, it's showing Mastodon and Bluesky engagement as comparable. I wonder if they dedupe things from Bridgy

same. I had /now on my site like this some time ago but blergh

put e v e r y t h i n g on the VPN

For some time the "tech startup" has been a kind of performance, where a group of people look busy because it pleases investors to see busyness. Now the kind of performance they want to see is AI tokens being spent. Performance overshadows product. Firing & replacing with "AI' is the new overhiring.

Lol this is *accurate* (the stroking for MCP, a rebranding of APIs for AI/LLM is part of the space tbh)

> But when Garry Tan, the CEO of Y Combinator, tweets a dashboard boasting 37,000 lines of code per day as proof of “agentic engineering” speeding up, it’s clear the rot has reached the highest levels of tech leadership.

I wonder if @hammerandhope.bsky.social or @inthesetimes.com would pick this up

Invincible sets the bar for animation gore with The Boys in its gore. Nothing needs to surpass it. We're GOOD. Lol *Something is Killing the Children enters the chat*

man wtf github.com/nvim-treesit...

Establishments will stand together to protect themselves. This is how they stay alive

On the 58th anniversary of Dr. King's assassination, it's time to reckon with the media's troubling role in the civil rights struggle. (I pitched this to @nytimes.com who found it "fascinating..[but] the news is making deeper & certainly more historical pieces very hard." But they're the news.) A 🧵

lol I need a video of a sleep paralysis demon but they just saying “wyd”, “wassup”

Trick Daddy went into a room full AKA’s in all white and performed “Jump on the D*ck”

Wish people had the same energy towards the systems and companies that historically oppressed and caused physical harm towards black people but let it go because it's convenience to their every day lives. Like banks, fastfood, insurance companies, and any company that's been around for 80+ years

Me getting off the plane and jumping into a crowd of strangers headed to LGA:

Imma wear a dashiki lol

My taxes just hit, my barber just confirmed my appointment, AND Amazon just sent my refund. Hide yo’ hoe is all I can tell you.

Disappointing myself by watching the only new episode of Jojo’s

Oldest gremlin just called me an antique because he saw how far I scrolled to get to my birth year on a screen and I AM OFFENDED

i hate when my meat spill out the hole

because I want ONE good thing to happen today, outside of this amazing weather and my pup still being here, I'm going to get some pizza from the Italians

"I ain't mean to call you no hoe" lmfaooo

on the grill and over the balcony

I freaking LOVE this man. #DaredevilBornAgain

The homestead act and the Dawes act both predate the New Deal, but all CREATED THE MIDDLE CLASS THAT WAS MADE FOR WHITE PEOPLE. If your Black ass is middle class it is begrudgingly and you are still on a leash to capital because you aren’t white. Whites don’t even like whites.

I wonder if the stock market would go up if it happened lol

*sigh*

I'm dropping so much dick if this man is outta here....

Just did this last night - putting your feet in warm slides >>>

Using a photo in a SMS spam campaign is clever because you can just edit a few pixels and boom, completely different and the tools can't see it