My supervisor’s connecting flight got cancelled and is currently on a currently on a 3 hour drive home from Detroit. If you flying check the status asap because this is just day 2/3 of this bullshit and already…

Landed safe into some good ole Michigan weather ❄️

Fuck this team

Giants please don’t pmo…

Flying today and so far the delays are coming from just trying to leave or land. We were in a line leaving the airport and now we’re waiting for a terminal to open to to get off so if you got layovers make sure it’s over an hour. My 3 hour layover got cut by half.

youtu.be/HlQ1Nou5OO4?... Stank face soon as the sample hit

Yankees lose and I’m not letting Papi do my baconeggncheese

To the ones I outlived and to those returning the favor

@almasuono.bsky.social telling linebacker built body motherfuckers in the club that they better be thinking big bitch

Having big hands you could do a whole lot with them small and medium cheeks

It’s a fun time with the right person

“We started in a little room. Great things start in little rooms.” That’s the word for the foreseeable future. I am currently in a little room.

Stay classy San Diego

Thankfully it’s gonna stop when I fly in 😮‍💨

You’re doing great sweetie

Responsbilities done, it's fuck it o'clock

In another timeline I would be showing how I'm tri-lingual. English, Spanish and Her.

“Nobody talks about..” Yes we do. You need better friends. Hope this helps. 🖤🩷

Mary Magdalene had the juice

I’m getting real tired of seeing Kevin Hart’s teeth on my tv

Directed by Mira Nair (Zohran Mamdani's mother)

Abuela singing that Selena 🕺💃

Dominican DJs are just Jamaican DJs in Spanish: saying wild shit on the mic

Yes. Yes. I’m never losing faith in love, even if the person I find is myself. Ima love the shit outta me.

It’s why my flight back is in the morning now because if I’m delayed at least I got time

New pfp n shit

BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.

Find something to be happy about and chill tf out. It’s Friday.

Finna smoke this frustration out when the dispo opens later

-Spent the day driving from San Francisco to San Diego bc I booked the wrong airport -Missed out on [REDACTED] -Just got to the room at 3am est NOW after leaving my house at 4am YESTERDAY Fun. Day. All my fault but least I’ll have 9 hour drive to remind me to get it right next time 🥴

If thighs clamp tight enough over your ears, you can hear the ocean …I heard #SeeWhatIDidThere

I’m going deaf, mute and numb

Shit sometimes I don’t like me too

Birthday month?

JC CHASEZ CARRIED THAT GROUP ON HIS BACK

How do astronauts organize a trip? They planet.

Some mistakes I make sometimes are sitcom levels of absurdity. Like all I can do is laugh at how tf did I let this happen

Had to change all this I wanna see the smoke

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Godammit

She bright bright

Don’t like the dude but it’s confirmed as fake

Adulting is annoying

It's Wednesday. Wednesdays are made for hugging big girls.

Might visit the Negro Leagues museum again and have a baseball themed 42nd birthday month

I don't think you can be a real fan unless you're honest about their work. They're just big adults with attachment issues atp

Celebs pushing holiday drops is not upsetting me. I saw them ignore a genocide. I saw them silent all year throughout the layoffs, raids, shutdowns and downsizing. Why would i be mad their capitalism kicked in during capitalism time? Their job is to siphon money from me, i expect that Fuck em all