If you working with someone in tech, give them the whole info, don't drip feed shit because it means I got more work fow how things need to be delivered. Tech illiterate boomers are the WORST.

Growing up in an overprotective do as I say childhood I will forever be screaming to everyone how what people say does not matter when take power over your life. People will continue to try to play you like a video game for their convenience at the cost of your life. Do you forever and beyond.

Not them talking shit having the world looking like tatooine

All the obligations that you grew up with was just to make someone else happy. It’s time to tell everyone to shut the fuck up and do you.

Su casa es mi casa?

But anyhoo good morning to everybody who act right

The thing is people be expecting you to call them or ask them to do the thing you told them to do when time is up. Not me. I'm already moving because you already showed your ass. Just cuz the sky is burning don't mean I gotta eat your bullshit.

Always somebody trying to logic some joke. Put the blunt down.

Triple H in the attitude era

I ain't tryna add that type of fiber to my diet

The Brad that MJ was yelling at in the “Brad what are you gonna do” video was Brad Buxer, long time keyboardist for MJ who also worked on Sonic 3 which is why a lot of music in the game sounds like MJ songs because they are.

Art in the form of a Black woman looks good with all of that on her because of how they highlight the curves and shape that only y'all have.

Imma need the fellas with the "I don't think I'm cute" captions on they pics to delete and try again. We not doing this today.

Ionno I just accepted that I'm me and if you think I'm ugly you need to stop confusing me for your father

Anybody that asks "Where are the women that..." just tells me you got no pull for the women you want and don't deserve them. Natural selection chose you to be a loser.

I think this is why nobody calls me when they at the worst cause cause I’ll tell you you have something that can push life out of you every month and you can’t push yourself through this? You got this friend let’s goooooooooo

Stop calling yourselves ugly. YOU LOOK GOOD.

You start outliving folks and be seeing life different

👋🏽

America, what’s wrong with you?

Set up a pinned post and just make it a picture thread. One day it's "Why they posting in that thread" the other it's "Why don't y'all got pictures" because they can't scroll through your pictures in silent

It's feeling real terminator 2 before it all blew up-ish right now

The annoying this about this CC shit is that there seems to be so much more happening int he WNBA than the white hype failing at the hype. A'ja looking like she gonna have a 5th MVP? And Olivia MIles is a rookie that already broke CCs record in 3s in a game and looking like the real hype. #wnba

How am I supposed to live laugh love when outside looking like dis

Today will be a good day

Role play

I’m never gonna see tootsie rolls the same way again

Don’t watch Harry Potter Go watch Meteor Man instead

It just might work!!

I wish there was a way to show the tone that you’re typing in because a lot of the times(for me) it’s very dead pan smartass but it comes off assholeish

The strait of Hormuz is causing too much problems. Activate the gay one.

Sexual harassment and I can’t breathe jokes being the norm for this guy. I’m good.

Taking the day to reverse engineer something only to have that work negated by someone saying "Oh I misread keep it as is" near the end of the day would've irked me but I made backups and now my manager yelling at them for getting at me late so

@meekayelah.blacksky.app for when you smoking on that pocket slaw pack

Hi! WIRED health reporter here. Looking to speak with people who got sick with cyclosporiasis and are willing to share the gruesome details. [email protected]

Been looking into making everything offline. The more time passes the less I trust everything. You have games being revoked, photos being deleted then news like this where you lose access to everything and your "loyalty" gets you automated bot responses www.dexerto.com/entertainmen...

A survey I gotta answer for work and they told me to answer honestly

atp I just be knowing my password through muscle memory like if the password ain't wording I gotta either get to a keyboard or phone depending on what my fingers remember 😭

This is so disappointing.

Had all day to ask me stuff now we wanna ask the meaning of life before bedtime

The Mets were up 2-0 in the bottom of the ninth. All they needed was 3 outs. This is why I use “Mets” as a verb for: I royally fucked this up in an irredeemable way”.

It’s always fun to see someone fall in line when you showed them how far you can take it there. Cross ya father not me.

I gotta give my girls security and not suffer my actions

My signs are funny because it goes from "You're a sweet deep emotional person" to "the person that crosses you will rue the day" and I love that for me

Sounds about right

Gonna have to bring out the Jurassic park blurays for a rewatch

The universe gonna do its thing. I just gotta trust it and work through it.

Sam Neill been that dude since Jurassic Park. Unproblematic, chill and a damn good actor. RIP.

That’s too much energy caring for what people think. Be good or be dead to me.