Still going on my break but wanted to come back rq to remind y’all to love on your people. Seriously. Tomorrow isn’t ever promised. And if you need to hear it today, I love you so much, and I’m so glad you’re here. I‘d rather hear you vent about the same situation 50 times than read your obituary.

Tired of being the person that cares more about ppl than they care about me lol.

Tomorrow is the 1-year anniversary of my best friend’s death, so I think it’s a good time for me to take another break. I’ll see y’all later. 🤍

So crazy.

Guy just DM’ed me on IG and said he wants to “link up sometime”, and then clarified that was his way of asking me on a date. Cat lady sounds more appealing by the day.

I just wanted to blow up my new avi. 😁

BREAKING: The USDA tells states funds will be made available later today to pay November SNAP benefits in full.

I need a damn vacation.

Talk to me and Miss Thang nice, and you might see her twice 🤭

I FOUND EM.

scrubs edition

Not gonna lie. Had no idea the shape of DNA was actually a fairly recent discovery 😭

Everyone’s always yelling about how kids don’t know how to be kids anymore while in the same breath wanting to take away any opportunities for them to just BE. To express themselves. They have the rest of their lives to be miserable for 8+ hours a day. We don’t have to extend that into their youth

Some dick would heal me but I’m keeping my pocketbook to myself lol.

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Can’t find my glasses bc I need my glasses to find my glasses 🥲

I know for a full fact I’m so very loved by lots of people so I don’t understand why it gets so hard for me to actually feel that love

ICE agents and MAGA need the punishment we never gave confederacy folks.

I get uninterested so fast 🥹 this needa be studied

Yams / sweet potatoes don’t need marshmallows

I’m currently laying sideways, and that’s how I knew this was bad.

I can do a lot of things but I’d rather pay someone else to do it. If I don’t have to do something, I won’t

Kehlani about to SWEEP the Grammy’s, and it’s deserved. Folded and all its children are fantastic.

You can have a stupid opinion but you cannot have a stupid opinion around me

I have been in tears for 5 minutes 😭

I still need to know how Chloe and Halle achieve all those hairstyles with their locs. This is my Salem Witch Trial, cause HOW?! Who is the stylist?!

I feel like adult playgrounds should exist. I want to be able to fit comfortably on a teeter totter!

Real love is oiling my scalp for me while I play the Sims

Is this… not… allowed? 🧍🏾‍♀️

The “FUCK” being capitalized makes so much more sense now.

me reading y’all say it’s only been a few months since y’all had sex while i’m approaching 3 years 🥲

This is gonna do numbers in a textbook cause if this ain’t the metaphor of the CENTURY for the state of this country 😭

I’m a sucker for a paragraph telling me how much you adore me bc yes you should.

I’m about to blow your mind. The minimum wage should be raised enough so that a person can afford what they need. Idgaf if all they were doing is writing the names on the cups. Everybody deserves to be able to afford to live.

Bruh. The wine won tonight 😭

Call me and tell me you miss me

Oh if things were different, but they aren’t. So, here we are….

And for my final act of love, I’m letting you go and choosing me. 😌

I’m so quick to cover my friends for stuff. If I got it, I got you. And if it really comes down to it, I always got back ideas. If I wanna see you, I’m gon see you!!

i want my next partner to know i’m flicking them upside the head for take so gotdamn long.

I just wanna be soft and vulnerable with my person

Big heart, big emotions. 😌 www.wikihow.com/Smile-Dating...

I wanna hold some man’s chin in my hand while he looks up at me enamored, as well

I want all the corny headass stuff!

Lose your ego. Improvement requires feedback. You won’t always be amazing and that’s okay. No need to be embarrassed, everybody starts somewhere and every partner you’ll have is different.

Need a kiss from a pretty girl

so… does anyone want to platonically pick me up and eat it or