I bought the wrong press on‘s, the skirt is the wrong material and my screen cracked.

Oh, lover I’ll cover you

&&&&& unfortunately for literally everyone, I am obsessed with myself. You can leave now 🥰

People will see how heavily you fw yourself and try to humble you. So weird and evil.

Just up.

Be assertive but, be a gentleman about it

I want my man to be all on me. I want for him to crave me when I’m not in his sight. I need a real yearner.

Hinge chronicles and this shit got me crying lmfao bro said “NIGGA! HELP. ME!” 😭😭😭😭😭

WINE AND BEER

Immediately

It’s almost beauty makeover time 🥰

A sucker for a handsome face 😮‍💨

I’ll indulge tonight

Rubbing my nose/face in his chest hair Freshly shaved legs in brand new sheets Playing with the soft hair on the back of my neck Pinching the tip of my nose

Kung Fu Hustle has no business being that funny

Now watching:

I’m showing up for whoever shows up for me. With the same energy too bc people will give you the bare minimum (knowing they wouldn’t accept it if it was them) just so they can say they were there.

The way someone is quick to get packed up on here I be like “omg did I say something wrong accidentally?” 😭

A reminder that’s easy to send flowers to your crush on here instead of being a DM pen pal. Show them you mean it! www.socialflowers.com

It’s me!

CHEESEEEEE🥰

I really only drink coffee during the winter months so I can use coquito as creamer

The way Jess Be Cooking looks at the phone and gives that lil smirk is so ridiculously comforting lol

Nahh a long ass hug is needed but I don’t like to be touched….

that first "honestly" in Girls Need Love followed by that beat drop makes me run the song back every time 😭

Me with cooking

I realized today that there are things I thought I let go of but I truly need to let go wholeheartedly. That starts with taking accountability for what I’ve allowed and forgiving myself for those things.

Zelle, flowers and food bubba

the richest man in the world created a large language model so that if people ask if he is a loser it says no he is actually pretty dope i mean come on man, there is nothing i can say to insult that guy, he’s beyond making fun of. just another level of being a loser.

I really just want crab legs, idc for the whole boil rn

Anyway CVS has detergent on sale some coupons on the app!

Yes 😭

Antigua, NY, Chicago, Miami in less than 6 months 2024 was one of them ones 🙂‍↕️

If you are able to go to the doctor and have insurance but choose not to, I assume you’re sewerslidal bc what do you mean?

Rice period. I’m a rice girl.

I’m happy alone. I’m at peace alone. I’m not irritated alone. Why the fuck would I choose to date and be unhappy and annoyed, when I wasn’t those things by myself? I don’t have to be here just to say I’m dating. So yes ima be picky.

Everyone won’t like you. Get real comfortable with that and then move on

xoxo 💋💋💋

But also and most importantly, have some self awareness.. & I’ll leave it at that 🙂

How about using your words? A liking spree will definitely get you blocked around here and now you done missed out on your cinnamon apple smh

#ChadwickBoseman's shoes are placed on his Hollywood Walk of Fame star by his wife Simone Ledward-Boseman, while Michael B. Jordan, Viola Davis, Ryan Coogler, Letitia Wright and Boseman's family join together for a group photo with the star.

Laying off ppl right in the midst of holiday szn is a different kind of evil, karma is gonna hit them hard

Zodiac wars are always funny to me I never take it too serious

I hate blowing through my paycheck in a matter of hours BUT extremely grateful that I got everything handled

Love them SO bad

We’ll just call the personality “eclectic” and leave it at that 😭

Start telling more people that they‘re a loser. To their face. Maintaining eye contact. Make em feel it.

Speaking of dental hygiene. BRUSH YALL TEETH. TWICE A DAY. PLEASE. AND FLOSS there’s no reason for yall teeth to be yucky the way it do. Ik everyone ain’t got dental insurance but do the BASICS. I shouldnt see your plaque! And your teeth shouldn’t be rotting!

Why y’all be cry babies about a sign? Fr. Cause the sign YOU dislike is probably in your chart.