Keir Starmer forgot his kit so he’s doing the rapture in his vest and pants

pfft this rapture could’ve been an email

This. If your objection to this is a purely practical one then you're ALSO a fucking monster.

Has the Rapture happened yet? According to some people on TikTok (who I of course always look to in matters of prophecy) it's today. I can't be arsed to go out and look, and I'm assuming I'm not on the list so I wouldn't know otherwise.

Love all the right-wing "Christians" getting big mad at Erika Kirk for saying she forgives the guy who killed her husband, when that's the most actually Christian thing any of them have done since it happened.

Honestly doesn't matter who the fuck Keith recognises as what, really. The States has gone full fash and Israel's doing a fucking genocide and he doesn't recognise either of those actual facts, so his opinion on a border is hardly definitive.

Too little, too late, Keith. Day late and a dollar short. But hey, by your standards recognising Palestine is an amazing achievement rather than just the baseline by which you can technically qualify as a Real Boy.

Forgot just how bonkers Phenomena got in the last ten minutes tbh. Fucking QUALITY that is. Arrow's stream is in Italian with English subs, though, and there's something wonderfully Brechtian about Donald Pleasence dubbed into Italian and then subtitled.

Down to about three facilities on Death Stranding 2. Started upgrading all the roads, but am gonna bow out when I've five starred all the shelters, so there's still shit to do when I inevitably come back.

Really digging that NIN Tron soundtrack. It's proper old-skool, with some real Skinny Puppy shit happening at the bottom end, and some nice callbacks to Wendy Carlos, though more her Clockwork Orange stuff than the original Tron. Am I arsed about the movie? Not really.

Trans representation aside, every time Kash Patel does literally ANYTHING it's really hard not to think "fuck, I wish this was Denise off Twin Peaks instead".

If I was, like, Troma or someone, I'd totally make a movie called The Antifa Anteater. And it would be surprisingly touching.

Even if Zarah jumped the gun, Jezza had two options. A) go "this is faster than I wanted, but fuck it, it's working, so hey, here we fuckin go" or B) get pissy about it and destroy the entire thing. Bunch of fucking bullshit.

Honestly now completely regretting having read It Can't Happen Here a while back, but that's mostly because I fucking hate spoilers.

The pickle Keith's got himself in is due to successive governments over the last 50 years refusing to take accountability. Everything that went wrong could be blamed on the EU. Now they can't blame the EU it's immigrants. Keith's a cunt, but he's just the latest fucking coward.

This week's Last Podcast: Side Stories is great so far. Henry's been getting shit all week for liking a Charlie Kirk joke on Instagram, and the whole first ten minutes is he and Ed desperately trying NOT to make Charlie Kirk jokes.

So many men and boys lament that the masculine urge to die holding the line isn’t available anymore. Just stand in the front of any pro civil rights protest. Cops are eager & happy to grant you glorious suffering. Get a rainbow tabard and you can literally be a knight if you like. Yet so few do.

Yeah man, if you’re heading out to a protest these days, assume you are being surveilled and act accordingly. Images and video that you didn’t know were taken will end up in indictments, fusion center reports, and any other intelligence file they got

Happy new NIN album day!

Just completed all the monorails in Death Stranding 2. On about 155 hours now, and rolled credits at around 130. There's a lot of game in this motherfucker.

An actual quote from the Secretary of State for Business and Trade Too often people go to university to ‘explore research and knowledge’ Look forward to Wes S saying 'too often people go to hospital to have operations' or Heidi Alexander saying 'too often people go to the station to catch a train'

Amazing how you can never find an anti-cancel culture free speech absolutist when you need one.

"We are industry leaders in Boomer-accessible apps in both 'Hitler computers' and 'execution, torture, and animal/child abuse videos' categories, so when someone gets shot in front of a lot of phones, internet users know where to go: The Snuff App."

for something that’s never happened to me i sure do worry about dropping my keys down a sewer grate a lot

I love the Laser Time and Last Podcast shows, but I do think it might be time that we as a society started considering the possibility that, on balance, podcasts were a mistake.

What happened at YP is fucking shameful and comedic, but I do think Laurence Fox, a man whose own party collapsed due to a fight over a laptop and a car, taking the piss is, well, taking the piss.

The Beatles are (quite rightly) recognised for pioneering a lot of aspects of modern rock music, but I don't think they get enough credit for being WELL ahead of the game on SEO.

Shocked but not surprised to learn how many ~titans of industry~ who probably think of themselves as brave ballsy businessmen are actually cowardly pieces of shit when it counts.

Just saw Hundreds Of Beavers at the Prince Charles. Awesome. Last time I saw a movie that leaned that hard into old-skool slapstick and Tom and Jerry shit it was Evil Dead 2. HARD recommend.

Tommy's put out a video claiming their 110,000-strong piss convention is the biggest protest in British history. But his mathematical incompetence is way less offensive than the fact that he soundtracked it with London Calling. Joe Strummer must be spinning in his fucking grave.

As a Brit, I know literally nothing about this woman other than this clip, but based on this she rocks a fuckin snow leopard's ass. This is the kind of thing people who are voted to protect their community's interests should do but usually don't. Fuckin awesome.

Just found another prepper shelter in Death Stranding 2 at nearly 150 hours. I'm never going to get out of this game, am I?

He’s not even pretending to have an actual defamation claim. He’s just mad they didn’t endorse him, to the tune of $15 billion.

Aw man, Hardware still rules. Watching it for the first time in ages it kinda feels like Argento doing cyberpunk. And what the actual FUCK is not to like about that?

OK, now all the tedious cricket shit's out in the open, can we just cut to Laurence, his blackmail plan defanged, getting utterly fucked for being a cad, a bounder and, I dare say, a total wanker? #TheArchers

The People's Racist Podcaster Of Hearts.

The four horsemen of the apocalypse turned out to be War, Pestilence, Famine and Ethics In Games Journalism.

Someone on the radio this morning was arguing that Elmo wasn't calling for violence because his statement was conditional. Problem is, the entire framing of Tommy's movement is that the violence and "invasion" have already begun, meaning Elmo's conditions have already been met.

Funny seeing all the "free speech" people boasting about how Wee Tommy's rally had fewer arrests than the Palestine Action demos without seeing ANY of the irony inherent in that.

So what I'm getting from the current brouhaha is that young people should be able to go to places of education without being shot.

There should be some sort of gentleman's agreement whereby at every ruck between Fascists and normal people there should be a time-out in the middle where they all stop for two minutes and sing "FUCK KEIR STARMER" together. I think it would make a lovely tradition.

A friend of mine was on Charlie Kirk's "watch list" of Black professors. She received so many death and rape threats that her university offered her a security detail for the walk to class. This is Kirk's legacy. You would never know it from reading all of these legacy newspaper op-eds about him.

It'd be hilarious if a mass Pentecost event happened right now. Imagine the look on the faces of the right-wing "Christian" motherfuckers when they realise they're yelling "GOD IS GREAT" in Arabic.

I was delighted just now to hear someone on the radio say "Keir Starmer. Willyface". Imagine my disappointment when without even taking a breath he continued: "a leadership challenge".

It's all horribly reminiscent of the Diana Madness, only they've got guns.

Hmm. Apparently the arrows on the shell casing accompanying "hey Fascist! Catch" were up, right, down, down down. That's the Eagle 500kg bomb on Helldivers 2. 4chan?

Grimly hilarious that Peter Mandelson "worked every day" to undermine Jeremy Corbyn but has undermined Keir Starmer far more effectively with no apparent effort.

As Sean Connery said in The Untouchables, "never bring a fucking MASSIVE head to a gunfight".

Red Rooms is great. Can't say much without spoilers because it's very much a "people do stuff and you have to figure out why" kinda movie, but it's a really great meditation on society's true crime obsession.