8 years of "What is a woman?" and now it turns out that the comeback was "define a child"

Con Eyre- 19th century comedy of manners starring Nicolas Cage.

It would be SO EASY to get Trump to BOFA himself live on air. Come on, American media, it's like you're not even trying.

m00d www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nzkw...

The saddest, most depressing aspect of the Labour apologists who still plague BlueSky is that many were ardent and vocal Remainers up until the day Labour took power, at which point they switched instantly to "Brexit is Brexit and there's nothing to be done" without even drawing breath in between.

I never really got into birdwatching, but I'm grateful to those who did. Who knows what birds might be getting up to if nobody was keeping an eye on them

I think the reason Trump is going insane is because he's insecure and desperate to be liked but has foolishly landed himself a job that guarantees at least half the population of your own country will think you're a wanker.

The most telling thing about the Epstein emails seems to be that not only were he and Trump still friends, EVEN WHILE THEY WERE FRIENDS EPSTEIN THOUGHT HE WAS A DICK. That's gonna hurt Donny more than the 'gations.

Oh no! They're reviewing Nuremberg on Front Row and for the first time ever I'm wishing Mark Lawson was on so he could talk about Russell Crowe's... erm... skill with accents, because the time he brought it up in an interview Crowe nearly decked him.

Happy Fenton Day to all who celebrate. Jesus Christ, fourteen years. youtu.be/3GRSbr0EYYU

When I was a kid I used to like imagining I was a heroic knight having cool adventures and stuff, but if my adult life is anything to go by I'd just have got drunk and forgot where I left my charger.

This Epstein email dump isn't looking good for Venezuela...

I'm allowed a sweet little dream where the most evil people on the planet are taken down by emails written by a peadophile who types like an absolute moron. Piece of shit politicians, journalists, celebrities...one by one. In my mind it's basically the House of the Rising Sun sequence from Casino.

Today I'm glad I'm not rich enough to feel absolutely invulnerable when I put things into an email

Jeffrey Epstein advised Steve Bannon that the lawyers representing Brett Kavanaugh in his confirmation hearing should accuse Christine Blasey Ford of being on medications that cause false memories or memory loss.

Me, slipping $5 to my career advisor: Maybe that test there says I should be a cowboy

Apropos of absolutely nothing, do we know if Donald finished building his bunker yet?

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes

If Wes Streeting and Keith had a fight, I'd be right down the front cheering. Not actually FOR either of them, mind. Just cheering.

Given that the victims and abusers were international, is there any fucking way someone else can take the fucking Epstein case away from American control and just treat it as an actual fucking legal case rather than a two-party pissing contest? For fuck's sake.

Obviously the "HR" in "HR Pufnstuf" stands for Henry Rollins, so there was no chance of me making THAT mistake, which could have been awkward.

"HR Guidance" sound way too similar to "HR Giger" for me to take anything the guy on the radio just said in any way but the absolute worst from now on.

Really enjoying Pluribus so far. Looks set to be another high quality big budget show that receives massive critical acclaim but has very few viewers because it's on Apple+. At some point they're going to realise this model is unsustainable, but until they do I'm here for it.

Did the church get bigger? That echo's really something else. #TheArchers

New Labubu, new dangubu.

Just saw Swans again. Fuck me, there should either be a law against being that good or a law against NOT being that good, because at this point they're ruining it for EVERYONE.

This cold is really irksome. I'm sniffing like Tommy Robinson on a Colombian citybreak.

As I’ve seen this confused a few times, please note that Robin Gibb was a much-beloved member of the Bee Gees, whilst Robbie Gibb is the BBC board member who also, totally coincidentally, was editorial adviser in the set-up of GB News. I know, Bee Gees, GBeebies, a bit confusing…

One of the few Christian leaders who seems to be doing what Jesus would do

Surprising literally nobody, least of all me, Swans were fucking INCREDIBLE. Brutal, hypnotic, beautiful and terrifying. Nobody else does this shit all at the same time "at all", let alone "as well". Anyway. Can't wait to see Swans tomorrow!

Kind of ironic that when the BBC get called out for lying it's because of lies about one of the world's most dishonest men.

Having read the police guidance stating that Maccabi Tel Aviv fans were likely to start violence, but sticking by her assertion that the guidance was that the MTA fans were at risk, is Nandy saying that the guidance was they would start a fight and lose it?

When they reviewed Indiana Jones and the Great Circle on Vidjagame Apocalypse, they made a pretty good argument that maybe videogames are where Indy should live now. Having just finished it, I think I probably agree.

I know Indiana Jones and the Great Circle is a videogame, but I think it kinda might also be the third best Indiana Jones movie...

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. A shrimp frying rice off the shoulder of the M25. Matcha pilates in Bali before the labubu rave. All these moments will be gone in time, like tears in rain.

If Musk thinks becoming a trillionaire will exempt him from the whole "billionaires can fuck off" thing on a technicality, he is VERY WRONG INDEED.

I hate it when people talk about a billionaire's "net worth". Partly because only a psychopath puts a financial value on a human life, but mostly because what they actually mean is "gross worth" because they're forgetting to deduct the harm they do to society.

Have read, can recommend, it's a banger.

They just said on the radio that Celebrity Traitors is "close to the wire", but quite frankly I can't think of two more different shows.

Love to see all the people who think giving AI prompts for pictures is in some way a creative act also blindly believing Grok when they ask it any old bullshit.

Leaving Les Dennis- a romantic comedy set in the cutthroat world of horse racing, starring Nicolas Cage and Amanda Holden.

Notable in today's YouGov that the centre/left bloc - Lab/Green/LD/SNP are on 54%. With Reform/Tories on 43%. That's the biggest differential in a long time. I think useful to track blocs given instability between parties at the moment.

I was laid off from Teen Vogue today along with multiple other staffers, and today is my last day. certainly more to come from me when the dust has settled more, but to my knowledge, after today, there will be no politics staffers at Teen Vogue.

Chocolate teapot in charge of media standards Glastonbury edition. www.ipso.co.uk/rulings/0291...

The Trolley Problem for flagshaggers.

The Flagger's Dilemma. Cancel Christmas, or cancel Flags. Pay, either way.

Overlord was super-fun. I mean, I love the last run of Wolfenstein games, and the original was Beatles-level when it came to being influential. but sometimes you just want the Wild Weird World War 2 vibe of Return To Castle Wolfenstein, and that's EXACTLY what that movie does.

Tom is bogus as fuck and clearly missed the message of the movies. #TheArchers

YOU CAN'T HAVE TOM BEING A BILL & TED FAN HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE THE BAD GUY. I didn't come here for nuance. #TheArchers

Haven't had any post for ages, just got about three weeks' worth all at once. Royal Mail suck, but I'm never gonna dunk on the postie for working on a Sunday morning.