I have no idea why I’m awake right now… let me catch my mid morning nap

Bro they still gon give him some 🐱 .. don’t waste your pro tips 😂

Happy December to all those who celebrate 🥳☃️🎅🏾🎄

Aight so boom! I figured out pretty early on that it wasn’t the demogorgan that opened the door. But I later on thought it was Vecna. Now, after seeing Vol 1, I’m thinking Will did it unknowingly. Vecna has had his claws in him for a while now (pt1)

My bad… that was an ad brought to you by Good Day Soju 🙂

Messy niggas and miserable bitches gossiping about a woman leveling up .. some shit never changes 🙂‍↔️

It’s just me, soju, and Ghosts of Tsushima tonight. This game is so beautiful!

Adulting problems: I missed trash pickup today 😑

Schedules in LDRs suck sometimes because wdym you can’t get here until Christmas Eve? Still excited tho.. I planned a very fun filled 2 weeks! 🥰

Aight.. every time I watch a video on here in full screen the app freezes. Is anyone else dealing with this bullshit? Is there a fix I should know about?

The NFC South so sorry the Saints JUST got knocked out of playoff contention today!!! Pack the whole division up bruh 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

When they don’t know, they start making it up

LSU and Grambling lost… I’m bout to just go back to sleep

I’m done drinking again! I’m hungover AF 😭

The ones my mama sent us for Christmas Eve and the ones we got for Christmas night are both secured! 🙂‍↕️

I love Tee real bad. I know whatever girl she be fkn on is in love 😩

When I tell people “I’m too lesbian for that” they always laugh but yea.. posts like this are why I say it lol 🤦🏾‍♀️🙂‍↔️😂

If I’m being honest… I don’t understand people’s obsession with announcing when they’re having sex and, even more so, when they’re sex deprived… But that’s just me tho 🤷🏾‍♀️

No seriously… becuz why is fucking your spouse a public announcement for internet strangers?! 🥴😂

If you see this post an anime you love

Pennywise play too much 😂

When the communication is honest and easy >>>

Idk… if I saw this it would probably terrify me

Matching tats.. this ink don’t come off 🙂‍↔️

By all means, move at a glacial pace… you know how that thrills me

Bout to start back calling people dweebs and dorks

I thank God everyday for delivering me from the shackles of heterosexuality

My engagement on this app is so trash now. Ima hang out until the year ends and then Ima cash this shit in like the rest of my socials

Happy Veteran’s Day or whatever…

After 18 long months, my hair is about 85% loc’d now… Make some mf’n noise 😭

Never gotta worry about running into her exes with me.. I take her places they can’t afford

My PSN got hacked like 6 months ago and I’m just now getting over it and finding the heart to start a new one. Need to see what good games dropped in the meantime to play tho..

I love baseball so much!

All 5 love languages come alive when you genuinely like the person you’re with

Louisiana ⚜️ That’s it. That’s all.

Just got my socks wet. I’m bout to throw up 😭

The Woman in the Yard…. 0/10 Might be one of the dumbest movies I’ve ever seen tbh 🫤

I swear Japanese curry only tastes good in Japan 😋

Watching Twilight for the first time. This shit is ass 😂

Ooouuu!! You making your way thru my 31 Days of Horror list?! 👀

My 30s have been the best years of my life. It’s like every year just gets better. Now at 37, I have a level of stability and peace I didn’t even think was possible. Do the work. Exercise free will. Carefully curate your support system. Mind your mental health. Don’t apologize for your choices.

Started watching Monster… I’ve fallen asleep 3 times and I’m only on episode 2. Ed Gein is such a boring story to begin with, and Ryan Murphy has completely lost his touch. Doubt I finish this 😕

Doja’s new album is just too good for public consumption.. It’s literally the ONLY thing I’ve been listening to for the past week!

They canceled The Ultimatum: Queer Love on Netflix 🤬

It’s 1 October!!! Halloween is my favorite holiday! 🎃👻🔪 And per tradition, I’m kicking off my 31 Days of Horror!! Another year, another curated list of horror films to watch all month long. Who’s down for the journey?? 👀

I been feeling like a bad bitch all gahdamn day… If you ain’t my bitch, you just a bitch in the gahdamn way…

Doja just dropped AOTY… One of the best albums I’ve heard in a very long time! The rent was due!!! 10/10… no notes 🔥🔥🔥

Idk what happened when I turned 37… but I have so many gray hairs now. I swear I find a new one every other day. Am I just getting old? 🤔 Or… Are my locs the ops?!? 🤨

Me: I’m going home at 11pm Also me: Drunk AF at 3:51 am, in my kitchen, with music blasting, making a Waffle House All Star 🥴