How I want to be perceived:

I want a fish sandwich

“why do you look 50 and you’re 24?”

If it doesn’t involve food, I’m not coming

Thick n Tall me please!

Earl Bae

Craving coconut sticky rice

If you see this post a selfie/video of when you felt cute! Earlier today/yesterday✨

Me reading my books!!!

BlueSky shoutout on Abbot Elementary!

I prefer thongs. I hate visible panty line and my ass eats up the seamless ones anyway.

That they need to grow the fuck up and stop endangering pedestrians.

All fun & games til our infrastructure collapses from cute rodents with lightning and one duck headache leads to continental disaster 🤣

it ain’t normal to be this attached to a celebrity I don’t care what yall say

✨🔊

NYC go outside and look up, the sky mad pretty rn 🥹

Some things you have to go through by yourself

I choose me

We know it’s not all men , but it’s ALWAYS A FUCKIN MAN

See the problem is Hayley ain't wrong, ain't no man worth all that 🤷🏾‍♀️ #BeyondTheGates

Haley was spitting ngl #BeyondTheGates #BTG

With the truth!!

The town gossip

Anastasia is so messy lmfaooo I love it #beyondthegates #btg

HE’S UGLY AND HE’S TERRORIZING THE REST OF US

Chile boo, I don’t deal with “crushes” who too scared to speak

*Me at noon on a Tuesday* At least it’s almost Friday.

N - You like to drink A - Easy to fall in love with N - You like to drink I - Fucking crazy I drink maybe once a week, sometimes twice a month. They should’ve replaced drink with cannabis. Everything else is accurate.

a reminder that I am allowed to take up space & make it my own

Men who put height in their bio:

I promised myself not to get invested in politicians again. But here I am, quietly rooting for Mamdani anyway 😩 Please, NYC, let’s get it right.

✨A deep bronze caught between ember & eclipse. ✨A burnished mahogany that shifts with light. ✨The color of dusk when it starts to dream again.

You want me to come outside? Tell me there is live music.

…I remember Wholefoods workers saying they themselves cannot afford the food they serve and shelf And if they can’t afford it, imagine those who pick the fields? And how violent must it be to look at nourishment day after day when you are told it doesn’t belong to you 💔

I'd run through a fucking wall for this dude.

Where they at?

A Phantom Fade

Married men be reacting to stories like they’re collecting reward points. Redeem them at home, baby.

Fuck men—as a staff, as a record label, and as a motherfuckin crew.

You got anger? Good. Time to organize.

A built in phone holder on your milker machine 5000 is crazy

Rawr 🐆

My favorite part of yesterday was when I was helping my friends bring their gear into the party & some guy came up to me. He took the table from me, said “I’m a man,” and brought it inside. Everyone was like “IKTR!” 😂

I be in the way lmao

I’m not intimidating, you’re intimidated.

Last night at this party I overheard some dude say I was “intimidating as hell and damn near 6 feet.” Write that on my tombstone.

I would die for her. I would k!ll for her. Either way, what bliss.