*Looks at my collection of sex toys and lingerie* OH.

absolutely nothing! ppl wanting to sleep with me is none of my business

Addicted to smelling good

A lil more money would likely ease some some of my stress, and that would positively affect my mood… But I don’t believe it would change my character. Like, I’d still be someone who gives and cares about others, ya know?

I’m really trippin off how today isn’t Friday

My full middle name is on my BA whilst my middle initial is on my MA.

Only one way to find out….

Felt like a dream girl✨

"I need to find a woman with good credit who can COOK...that can dress..." "You cant do ANY of things! You dress like you going to a Pebo Bryson concert." IM CRINE!!!

Today is gonna be a good day. Today has to be a good day.

I’m gonna have fun today for April Fool’s day. When people come into my shop for a fitting I’m gonna give them a wildly large or wildly small bra first. We’ll see how long it takes for that to get old 😂

Tuesday vibes✨

If anyone could send me the Cliff’s Notes of tonight’s drama I’d appreciate you forever 😂

Don't forget the cream pies.

I took this personally today 😩

i hope my trans brothers, sisters, and siblings are having a great day.

I’m tired of putting on my big girl panties… I wanna put on my cutie patootie thongs and dilly dally

Meh. We let unattractive men talk abt secks all day. Do what you want ladies.

“May existing stop feeling like a constant test of endurance.”

NY Black and brown queer folks, you will always be famous to me!

happy trans day of visibility 🫶🏽 thinking of my black brothers and sisters today especially 🩵🩷🤍🤎

Big Beautiful BTs

God forbid a woman have hobbies

It’s always BBC this and BBL that. Can we show more appreciation to BBTs?

Monarch: Legacy of Monsters S2, E5 Whyyyyy?!

$500 bus and there’s no “party” in front of it? Nah

Golden retriever runs 15 feet after owner mimes throwing tennis ball

Economy so bad might as well follow your dreams & see what happens

*looks around*

Men will know you, want you, flirt with you, then get into a whole relationship and STILL be in your notifications. They call it monogamy, but their attention wanders. They choose someone else in public, but reach out for you in private as if that’s some fucking compliment.

True. Because he didn’t want you, he wanted access. Lurking, liking, fantasizing, heart-eyes.. all while likely entertaining other people and relationships. Wanted you FOR YEARS and didn’t move a muscle. Just watched from the sidelines? Nah, stay a fan.

Got two new dresses arriving today. Can Spring clock tf in, please? Just need it a lil warmer and a cute clear platform sandal to set it off!

I don’t. I just curate a vibe, give it a lil room room to breathe, open the door & opportunity walks right on in

Just start playing with it in front of his face.

They like to believe/pretend/convince themselves, you, or even others that they’re the kind of man that can be with you. They want to experience you. It’s nasty work.

Consent

The aesthetic type conversation is always eugenics sounding and anti woman of all identities. A lot of you motherfuckers are lying about your phrenology inspired type, which means body type. You like who like you, all them fake ass physical "standards" are for clicks.

We? 💅🏾🤭✨

Yeah, we all are✨

One thing they gon do in an anime fight scene is yap, fight would’ve been over if they weren’t talking for 40 days and 40 nights 😂

About me:

My body is my body and I love her, extra folds of softness and all.

I wish instead of some replies being “yeah cause I can grip it to fuck her”, more ppl were like “Yeah, cause it’s proof she’s been held gently by life.” Like the fact your first thought is about your pleasure and not her makes me feel like some of y’all shouldn’t be trusted with softness. 🤷🏾‍♀️

Everyone can’t be “Big [insert name here] — not the little one!” Like.. we need some petite ones, medium ones, slightly above average ones.

On behalf of the lesbian delegation WE LOVE THIS!!

I’m him

Do you not think so far ahead?