love meeting girls before they realize they're kinda gay. what a ride

it was alsoooo escrita y producida por un boricua, Jorge Rivera-Herrans !!! so if y'all like Puerto Ricans, there ya go lol

oh gooooood now we can talk about Epic The Musical! if you wanna listen to the Odyssey in song, check out Epic. its about 3 hours (?) and you'll learn all about Homer's journey without having to read through college level text

“Not often”

one day when I have time in the morning, I'm going to make friends with the big biker gang on market I'm tryna get a motorcycle ride!!

me: what's your budget? them: I don't have one

bands and weights added to this morning's routine. now im in the shower holding myself up against the wall like it's a 90s music video 😭

the same people who shame nonmonogamous folks end up being cheaters they could live ethically and be with who they want, but they'd rather lie and manipulate 🤷🏾‍♀️

We gotta talk about the downfall of society because of individualism. It’s choking the shit out of us. A lot of these young people are pieces of shit because of it.

Nobody feels accountable to anyone about anything.

recently found out cream of what and sugared grits are not the same and folks do prefer sugared grits over cream of wheat 🤔

Also...we never gave up using something to make us feel safe. And a "blankie" is not harmful in the ways a lot of the other things (and people) we use for comfort. Maybe if you kept the blankie you wouldn't be co-dependent with losers.

Want to avoid explosive diarrhea? Pass it on

This is soooooo real.

the realest shit I ever read

This is all white people’s fault

reeeeeeegrettttttttt

Y’all clearly never had an unhealthy attachment to 3OH!3 and it shows 🤭

I hope you never believe it's too late to build a life you genuinely love. Your story isn't over just because some chapters were spent surviving instead of living.

Good morning. So much healing is needed in this space. No matter what you’re enduring right now, one morning you’re going to wake up and feel okay again.

texted my landlord like "the cleaning person does a terrible job here, they never keep the bathrooms stocked, it's unacceptable" and he gone reply "I'm the one who keeps the bathrooms stocked" ???? okay?? I said what I said, fix that shit pronto ??

All my friends GORGEOUS, I know that's right 💅🏾

oh no my body doesn't hurt enough after my workout. that means I have to increase weights/resistance 😭

can I be the girl in ur phone? 💖

🔊🔊🔊🔊

im literally a reflection of the universe’s unconditional love for us all. get out my face if you think you don’t deserve it!!

matter fact! let me hit this mf work out

bro just stop talking to me if you don't wanna be complimented, encouraged, and cared for openly. I'm not gonna act like I'm not a walking fountain of love just cuz you don't know how to accept it

The Taco Bell finger pointing is a psyop to redirect attention from the real culprit, the deregulation and lack of oversight in our food supply

had this convo while doing a Harry Potter coverup up yesterday

All the obligations that you grew up with was just to make someone else happy. It’s time to tell everyone to shut the fuck up and do you.

How you respond after you mess up says more about you than the infraction

Gotta throw ass in the mirror on a Friday night so you don’t forget how

Life is better when you romanticize it. It’s a choice.

if you need me I'll be in the comments section, complimenting all the women 🙂‍↕️

Idk why men think having an asshole attitude towards women, is going to make us like them. The sweethearts win in the end.

Mwah 💋

feeling both fine and cutie patootie

large adult man standing in my way on the street? no problem pack of philly kids in between me and the bodega? no thanks, I'll go to a different bodega

this is a lawless land

we kissing with tongue or just pecking?

me too!

I love you too 🫶🏾🖤

I love whores

The whores never cause me any problems. It’s the ppl who look down on whores that always end up on my shitlist. So. There’s that.

it's send that pic hours

I thought..... I was connected to my headphones....and this whole time I've been connected to my Lyfts car.... And he has been fine with it and hasn't said anything ????? so now are listening to I Remember by Kaskade/Deadmau5

one thing about me, I love a lyft driver who wants to tell me their life story in the 20 mins it takes me to get to my destination