Yall eating chitlins tomorrow aint yall 🙄

This is your reminder unless you want to end up pregnant like me don’t mix your dussé and cut waters.

A the part of pregnancy where i threw up the thing i been cravings since 4am. Im mad af

I’ve wanted French fries since 4am SEND FRENCH FRIES

Please don’t offer me anything with truffle in it.

Yall not edging tomorrow cause what you mean your turkey is still frozen and not in the brine.

Now i think of it. Elphaba didn’t need to be screaming that man name like that.

Business owners need to proof read. No reason why you are running an October ad in November.

Craving shake shack

I don’t trust it so i mind my business

I admire how men always choose themselves first…. I think women should do the same.

I made that mistake the first go around. That’s why you have them babies for you cause these “men”TRASH

If your family like to get to tussling on Thanksgiving after some drinks can you go live please ??

God don’t play about me and the devil is a liar.

Nobody is easy to be with, we all suffer from something. So when you meet someone who is willing to stay commited to understanding you & actually wants to grow with you, don't let your ego & pride ruin it , real is rare. Remember that! ❤️

Kenneka Jenkins case is coming back to headlines and her mother taking a settlement is not surprising. Her now wanting to speak after blowing millions is hilarious.

Now i see why Roman don’t show up to work. Yall botching like crazy.

See what happens when you do too much.

Did he fall on accident ?? wtf was that ?? #wweraw

Got a lot of microphones available tonight. #WWERAW

The lady in the supermarket said. Well why is the turkey so hard. Ma’am it’s frozen. You need to defrost it.

So Scotty sat in that lady face and the whole time she was hunching on her husband ? Nasty

Isn’t lemon pepper married ?

I’m going to the gym all week. Starting tomorrow i miss working out 🥹

Nah this weekend deadass lasted 45 seconds…

They talk reckless every week. I’m glad they stfu

November : The Lil Sagittarius 🤏🏾🫠 December : BIG Sagittarius 💪🏾🤑🫧 Let’s go!!

Oh make sure yall drink for me too. Send me pics of what yall drinking

I can’t stand the cowboys but I’ll take an Eagles L any day.

Late af but birthday nails and hair is booked finally

Ahhhh 🥹😍

Them belts though!!! (Also, y'all look great.)

Sundays when you’re off all week

I can hinge cringe. Literally will be lucky to find someone

My birthday cominnnggggggg

💗💚

Okay so been practicing this cornbread recipe and now my MOTHER said I’m not ALLOWED to bake it on thanksgiving day. Because that’s not a day to experiment 😐 Ungrateful

I love making a man do stuff he never did before.

Anytime i find a Wawa i get excited.

Developing a nut allergy during pregnancy and all i want is some butter pecan ice cream and blueberry pie.

Yep, it’s definitely the holiday season they on TikTok live cooking chitlins

Bronson need some pants he look weird. #smackdown

Why do people make public statements about divorce. We don’t care

I was so mad i started crying cause how dare you. You really can’t drive fr.

My car has been hit twice while parked since i worked in far rockaway. So now ima quit cause you got me fucked.

I’m not doing the God parent thing again. Who ever is there is there.

I hate how I’m not excited for my birthday

Heavenly Father, Thank You for allowing me to see another Friday. I pray for Your peace to cover my mind, Your strength to carry me through this day, and Your wisdom to guide every decision I make. Lord, remove anything that is not from you.

Me everyday after lunch at work.