Therapy us what's needed but that's okay cuz I like getting beat too, we'll go to therapy together

Yall !! THE MOST IMPORTANT THING YOU’L HEAR TODAY ! My lemonade matches my hat!!!

Question for my superstitious folks: When your hand itches and you put it in your pocket, are you sposed to leave it in there til it stops itching or just do a quick in and out?? 🤔

not yall acting big and bad in a subskeet 🤭 it ain’t respected if it’s not directed

Does the process know that we are trusting it?

You're sick 😅😅😅😅

Me, reading a bunch of subskeets from strangers and deciding all of the positive ones are about me:

Adds a lil razzle dazzle.

No, sound smart to me.

Am I toxic cuz I like women that like to beat men up?

I did my own makeup last night and I am so proud how it turned out 🥰💅🏾💄

Right here. See also, would you still love me if I walked like an alien?

Lemme eat it from the byke as friends that may one day turn into lovers.

*some random cute stuffie

Legit question!

Me when I get a man

Women: “Would you still love me if I was a crayon?” Men:

Do what the job requires…nothing more and nothing less…take your butt home after that…

Cmon yt folks. Y’all know good and damn well that black ppl ain’t hanging ourselves from trees. Y’all are KILLING US and tryna make it seem like we’re the mentally unstable ones! 🖕🏾😠

Another Black man was found hanging in the woods and they’re calling it a suicide. At this point, we’re all gonna have to post that we’re mentally sound and would NEVER hang ourselves from trees. His name is JAYVON GIVAN.

That mini skirt + tall boot combo 😮‍💨

Ma Dukes: “Why this house ain’t clean yet!?” *10 yr old me pointing at my lazy ass siblings*

Good morning gang! 😌🖤

Looking down on my opps like… #skeetsafterdark #thisskeetwillselfdestruct

How you look in sweats?

Updated to iOS 26 and I must say… This shit 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Not anymore cuz the last outburst like that sent me to grown ppl timeout. Good times tho 🙂

IT’S GAME DAYYYYY. I get to go to my first Alabama home game in person today, I’M SO EXCITEDDDDD 🐘♥️

These kids won’t let me go back to sleep. Lil hellians 😒😭

Again because I was outside being a cutie patootie

Confession: I’ve never been in an all male gc. I honestly didn’t think they existed fr.

I do whatever the goat does.

Nah fr.

“Wholetime…”

A foot massage and some head would heal me right now.

Be true to you. If you wanna party all the time, do that. If you wanna be in the solitude of your own home all the time, do that. If you wanna be promiscuous, do that. If you wanna save yourself til marriage, do that. Don’t conform to what others say you should be doing, just do you.

In my bed by 6:30 🥹 God is good 🙌🏾

Stop cosplaying old/washed. These years dont come back. You'll have plenty time to be inside, go live your life your way.

You know a story finna get REAL GOOD when they hit you wit that “Mind you” or “You ain’t gon believe this” 😂

It ain’t Scorpio season yet?? 🤨

My 30s have been the best years of my life. It’s like every year just gets better. Now at 37, I have a level of stability and peace I didn’t even think was possible. Do the work. Exercise free will. Carefully curate your support system. Mind your mental health. Don’t apologize for your choices.

Some folks scared to look in the mirror cuz they know a dumb ass will be staring back at them. Crazy part is, instead of changing and improving themselves, they’d rather just not look in the mirror.

You ain’t gotta tell me the truth but you ain’t gotta lie to me either. I’d rather you just stfu and leave me alone.

4 years ain’t enough in my opinion..

I should call out and pop outside tonight, shouldn’t I? 🤔

If you love me, you’ll bring me cheesecake to the job tonight 🙂

The fine folks still come out on Fridays right?

This might be the coldest pic known to man.