It's 2026. Bro delete that fuckin Facebook account

She don't wanna be a freak no mo. She on wanna be a freak no mo. 🧍🏾‍♀️

I do. And the women. Real bad.

Year-round and for those who don't, I promise it WILL catch up to you. Don't blame it on genetics.

Oh my. 🫢

Yeah, I can't finish watching this. Hoped this bitch got buried under the jail. 😵‍💫

Someone please tell me how The Perfect Neighbor ends because ain't no way in hell this lady writing a cease and desist over kids playing in a safe and empty lot. Shit just pissed me tf off.

I did, because I got it all myself. (Unfortunately 🙃)

Happy Boxing Day to those of us who celebrate. This morning I'm doing Meals on Wheels to make sure independent senior citizens in my community have a nice warm breakfast, lunch, and dinner today. Then I'm finally gonna open all my gifts because I cashed myself out this year. 💸

Just learned that some ppl like their popcorn burnt or slightly burnt. I 100% hate y'all.

Happy Holidays y'all.

Happy birthday! 🎂

The new bag of apples that I bought 2 days ago look like this. I'm so sad I eat apples everyday and just knew I wasn't gonna run into a bag of bad apples 😭

Yeah, so I just finished my first shock test by myself without supervision in the worst case scenario and it passed. Please clap for me. I am a big girl.

New fresh sheets, for a new week.

I complain about a massage. I will be adding this to biweekly or monthly to my self care routine coz chile. 😮‍💨

Men not spending money on me is absolutely where I draw the line. If you gone be around me, you GONE come up off some money.

Most people sign up for subscription services and don’t read any of the terms & conditions. Shit be changing overnight and never to the consumers benefit.

Oh kittun, drink from da Bwita.

The girlies are on Reddit still complaining about a damn cup. It's been a month now??

Not mad at it 🤷🏾‍♀️

My life would be complete if Fergie rejoined the Black Eyed Peas and just continued dropping bangers as if she never left the group.

Wanna buy a hot cocoa pot but I know it would get used daily and I used to have a bad addiction to chocolate that I don't want to come about again. 🧍🏾‍♀️

One hot cocoa. One iced coffee. Yes please.

A massage would do me so much justice right now.

Hmmm mm

And if he has locs. I love a man with locs 😮‍💨

Again.

Asking me if I ate knowing you're not gonna send funds is wild. A choice, even. (Don't do that.)

Ugh I have lost so much weight but the midlife belly is betraying me

QTNA !!!

What y'all watching on Netflix (besides Stranger Things and Diddler: The Reckoning)?

New glasses. The black/brown frames are my favorite.

I would like one pizza.

These blackout shades with this projector is one hell of a combo. I did good.

Really don't see how ppl go into the medical field knowing damn well they hate ppl as a whole and only care about themselves.

I high-key wanna get my doctorates in either biology or chemistry but not biochemistry because just kill me now. Dr. Ali Shah sounds sooooo good. 🤔 Not a medical doctor, just an expert in the field type of doctor.

Sad because I know I really need a new phone and the options available to me are very bleek. I really wish Sony would bring the Xperia back to the US. I'm very certain we've learned our lesson. 😓

Diddy is a monster.

@sina21.bsky.social I love your avi sis 😭😍

I made my own cold brew. She turned out wonderfully. 🙂‍↕️

I left my house once today only to take the trash out and this light skinned man tried to talk to me. Just stop.

I love soaking my feet. And this amopé electric foot file has really been a nice gift. My friends know me so well. 🥰

Feet done, no Feet smooth AF, yes 🙂‍↕️

Good luck 🙏🏾

Got to experience it shortly but he didn't really wanna relationship. Would do it again.

The Devil's on my shoulder…

I was definitely having a good day this day.

My oatmeal turns out so good that today I had seconds. I would like to be an oatmeal.