In the mood for a good psychological thriller

Lately I’ve been thinking about getting a cat…

My body so sore and stiff I’m doing the pregnant waddle

Me and Onyx (iRobot) was just tussling in the kitchen. He was mad cuz I was walking around and honestly I feel him. I don’t like for people to be in the kitchen when I’m in there either

I did a lil smirk. Maybe a half smile. Ok I laughed.

I’ve been wanting lights on my house for Christmas since forever. I’m just absolutely not gonna do it myself.

So many homes have Christmas lights in my neighborhood. And they’ve been up since last week and before. Wasted no time! Lol

Ok but you didn’t have to yell at me 😩

The workout kicked my ass. I didn’t even have time to complain about it on here 🤣

Hey @solochills.blacksky.app Happy Birthday big head 🥳

It’s gym time. Ok Belcalis let’s get this shit over with!

Bitch. Bitch is my favorite word.

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Note to self: Don’t take no more weeks off at the gym

I had to take an epsom salt bath today cuz…yeah.

I’ve been ignoring a lot of things this week. Addressing it when I’m ready or not at all. I feel so much lighter.

Cheese!

Prefer it

Instead they love to say “just ask” And that’s often even despite you mentioning you don’t want to have to.

Shoulders, triceps, core ✅

Awww the menfolk and their lil smiles 🥰

It’s been raining off and on all day. This that lay up weather.

We had a baby. Now mind your business and stop asking me questions 😂

Quite satisfying

Not you trying to make it an even 10

I used to pick my son up from school and go to chick fil a or Popeyes everyday. That was a different time in life. I thank God for deliverance

18 is not an adult in my book.

Who said they were raw dogging a hoodie yesterday? I’m right there with you sister 😂

Managing clients as a gov contractor is tricky. There’s Go away from me with this dumb shit or How many times do I have to teach you this? And then there’s job security. Gotta balance it.

I searched forever trying to find you now you’re here 🎶

I’m completely obsessed with Devon Culture

Every situational video on the internet is a skit. Remember that and bring your blood pressure back down.

It’s literally everywhere outside of our own homes (most of us) Should we just stay home? That’s rhetorical.

My body looks amazing in pictures but I don’t see the same thing when I look in the mirror

I need to ramp up the back and core workouts the next few months

My supervisor just be spilling company tea in the meetings he don’t give af 😭

My attention span is way too childish for reels longer than 60 seconds. You have to really engage me. The first 5 seconds tells me if I’m gonna stick around.

I was 40lbs under my PR for hip thrusts yesterday and my ass feels more like I beat the PR by 40lbs

I already hate reels and someone just sent me one that is 8:49. 8 American minutes and 49 seconds!

I have a confession. I’ve been watching that pop the balloon show

I know times are very challenging for many. If you need help getting a meal today, let me know.

Torn between a nap and playing in my hair

I should have gotten some chicken wings at the store yesterday

I‘ve had 2 meals and a snack today. What about you?

Cran Raspberry 🙌🏾

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I don’t have any exes. How’s your day going?

My current dilemma. It’s especially hard knowing you’re the one people are looking to for help

We gotta stop letting Twitter users treat us like a side piece. Don’t be coming to us when Twitter sit yall stuff outside in trash bags. Love us out loud dammit.

Never saw one episode 🫣