Jordan and Iverson.

A time!

If we being honest, I need somebody to take my phone

Auntie drunk as shit out here at this wine function

But God!

Sometimes I really consider fully leaning into the menace I could be.

Good morning. Please drink water. We need you healthy.

I turned my tv on and the volume almost made me jump out my skin. Tf was I on last night ain’t no way I was watching tv that loud 😂

Just stopping through to say hello

Good morning time! 🤗

Who KC is and why yall mad at him?

I like it! I started listening to the album today too. Only a few songs in tho so no verdict yet

I done poured a drank! 🍸

Libraries are fucking amazing. There's all kinds of shit in them. Get up and GO.

I'll be silent & folks will automatically think something is wrong with me. I'm just chillin. I don't need to constantly speak in order to make you feel comfortable around me.

My hair looks a mess. To me! And I’m still not taking it out Imma mess around and be in hats all next week. It’s gonna be too hot for hats but listen Linda!

Whatcha doin Whatcha doin Whatcha doin Huh? 😭

You been in my iMessages again? 👀

Police!

I want them honey pot hoes brought up on charges. They tried to burn my coochie off.

Still hate my last name tho so if anybody wanna get married, I’m free tomorrow before 2pm.

Hated my name for years. I embrace it now and nah I can’t imagine being named anything else at this point.

🙂‍↕️ Nobody’s making it out alive! Live now!

Every time I go inside the bank I get my son a dum dum. Or anywhere they have dum dums really but they’re very common at the bank lol

He clocked me last week but I didn’t even let him know he clocked me yet cuz I wasn’t ready to talk about it. It’s so obvious this week tho. The entries tell a story

Like…bitch you was so happy. What happened!?

Therapist gonna have a ki when he sees how happy and upbeat my journal entries were at the beginning of the week and how they fell off into the abyss 🤣

She bout to have “whatcha doin” stuck in a loop in my head all day now 😂

I don’t understand the story.

Wyd?

“Help me plan a date” I told you things I like to do, what I like to eat and my availability. Tf else you want for me to pick the spot and come pick you up too, princess? Fuck off my phone.

Why are you quoting me with your answer to a question I quoted? Go quote the original cuz idc about your answer.

I bet no one knows my answer 🤗

Sending me money to get my attention only grants you conversation based on the amount sent. $30 gets you 30 seconds of conversation. Send wisely! 🤗

Just real quick. If I ain’t never threaten to beat a bitch up about you, it is not ok to fart in front of me.

My eyes sweating 🥹

We going up, Jay!!

You come in lackluster and boring I respond lackluster and boring. That’s how it go. Mfs wanna type “how you doin” everyday and expect you to carry a conversation off of it. Exhausting. Come up with something else.

It’s crazy to ya girl for somebody to feel a way talm bout you dry in your texts when all they ever text is good morning/afternoon, how you doing, and wyd. That’s not dry?

Good morning gang! Happy Friday! 😌🖤

My birthday is next week! It’s the 1st - 31st but feel free to celebrate me extra on the 18th.

I thought today was Thursday af lol

Good morning time!

I’m so annoyed right now. This must be the pms part of the program. Could be one of my 357 moods in a day. I want everybody to go tf away 😭

Oh kickyball is on again. Who all kicking the ball?

𝐇𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐲 𝐓𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐝𝐚𝐲✌🏾🖤✨

I like those big roomy jeans. I’m not sure I wanna wear the tight ones no mo!

I’m really trying to figure out how a number is saved as a contact when they call but it’s not saved when they text. I don’t have the patience for this witchcraft. I’m also not asking for advice. Keep scrolling.

It’s always how is your day going and not what do you need help with today

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