Social media is just a cesspool of dumbass comments, suggestions, assumptions and opinions. Very limited access to real information and resources. Very limited. I feel bad for the generations behind me. They take this shit as Bible.

My age ain’t even THAT big 🙄

Yes. Why you calling me old tho what I do to you sister?

It took my son a few years but he finally learned how to swim 2 years ago right before his 13th birthday. I still be a lil scared tho when he jumps his ass into 9 feet of water

Yes. Around 10 or 11 I think

Love who you wanna love but if a white woman turns your head you are not the Black man for me

Went to a PWI for grad school. Can confirm!

Hit me with your best shot! Fire awaaayyy

Idk if I can hold out for the 18. Might have to gone head and get the 16 cuz this 14 bout to piss me off and I don’t do odd number phones 😂

Bout 70. Lil breeze nothing too crazy. Sunny.

Every couple months actually

I been stressed out so I been swiping without thinking much. I’m afraid to look 🫣

I support this message

Had to run into Walmart real quick and I didn’t bring my wallet, only my phone, and somehow I was still able to pay. Would ya look at that! 😏

A disgrace! Where can I find this peen so I can warn people?

It’s me picking up a curbside order and then going inside the store anyway cuz I forgot one thing

Might be a no social media type of week. I think the discourse around various traumas is getting to me

Pardon my typos. I really don’t feel like even being awake right now and if I didn’t have to take my son to school, I wouldn’t be

(It’s probably because it’s the only thing their slow asses know how to coo)

Why tf do men love pasta so much? I’m not a fan. Give me rice or potatoes way before pasta.

I feel like calling out again. People keep telling me not to quit. They said nothing about calling out until I’m fired.

I let some people think I’m unaware and unsuspecting just to see how far they’re gonna go. Whole time I’m sitting back laughing. They’ll try to tell you I’m the problem when I call out all their bullshit tho. In detailed notes.

It’s above me now.

Good morning time 🙄

I think I found a new hot yoga studio. Cuz the last one had me fucked up. This one is 24 hours too because it uses virtual instructors. Imma check it out!

Velvet a lil slow

Currently on Velvet’s 3rd time leaving NatureBoy and coming back.

You’d be surprised how many people take that seriously (see last skeet) like mf if I responded I’m obviously not sleep. Anybody who knows me knows my phone been on silent since Jesus was a boy so you can’t wake me up either. Ion play those games!

“You sleep?” Me: Yes! Knocked tf out!

We used to be a proper country! (But not really tho)

I was singing Say My Name with my whole chest earlier. Brought back memories

Go get my water and go to bed! Cuz why you up in my house at this time?

God pulled me out of places I didn't even tell people I was in.

My son is sleep. I should wake his ass up. Mother’s Day ain’t over go get me some water!

Can somebody go downstairs and get me some water? 🥹

But hold up…when did it get to be this time of night? I missed a few hours somewhere

I’m finna get up and do the Tamia dance. Just because. Gotta stay sharp!

It’s okay to tell people where they got you fucked up at.

yes sweetie i am used to expensive shit

I miss being able to work on my own time because there’s a lot of days I prefer sleeping during the day and working overnight. I get so much more done and think more clearly overnight

Muva is outside!!!

Ma’am! 🤭

For my lemon drop I did 2oz lemon flavored vodka, 1/2oz triple sec, 1/2oz simple syrup, 1/4oz fresh lemon juice. I think it needs a little less triple sec

(The answer is no. I’m finna make me a drink and finish watching what Carbon Nation n nem talking about)

I should go down to the Depot and get a new water hose because the weather will heat up this week and I will need to water plants and I’m probably not gonna have much time during the week so what you think you think imma do it?

Stomach is round than a mf tho. It’s giving 9 months.

Please sister I don’t have time for you today 😭