I’m saying 😂

Nah I caught that one sub 😂

Oh well shit I failed at midnight Jan 1.

Can we talk?

The minute you decide you wanna play with me, you already lost. It’s game time bitch!

The rain keeps hating on my fresh car wash. I wanna speak to the manager.

Call me after 9pm.

I’m lying I would do it cuz I be wanting to get tf out this house! Or do I? 🤔

No. Cuz I drive zero miles for my full time job.

Take me to the King…

Saved and tucked away for a rainy day ☺️

Anyway, now that the trash is out. What yall doing?

Slow ass nigga. Find something safe to do bookie.

Fuck off my SL.

Imma tell you right now, this ain’t where you wanna go. You’ve been warned.

I’m just being dramatic. Don’t mind me.

Lexus need they ass whooped for not having the sunglasses compartment in this car. Got the goddamn navigation reflecting off the windshield but I can’t put my glasses up!?

Dis me! Turning your nose up at my colorful language or my ratchet tendencies will only make me wanna do it more 😭

I enjoy having a remote job and I need to start acting like it before I lose it 😭 Absolutely no reason for me to be at lunch for 3 hours today lol

Reddit is the most helpful and filthiest place on the internet.

I’m so very serious about walking into this restaurant with my own food lol. And if I can’t eat it, I can’t stay.

Why tf do these people schedule meetings at noon!? It blows tf out of me. Like damn can’t even enjoy lunch. Idc if I wfh or not. Miss me with lunchtime meetings.

Apparently I’ve upset lilxtheplug. Whoever that is.

Yall so damn silly 😂

Planning a lunch date while I’m on a strict diet is nuts. But I’m finna show up with my chicken breast and order a salad to go with it 🤗

Prioritizing my health has helped me with my workload over the last year and change. I’m extremely happy for that.

I’m laid back and avoid arguments on social media bc deep down I do have that “drive to Temecula” energy about me so I just block and keep it moving and keep it light

It’s time for a following/follower review.

I only save the numbers of people who are significant to me.

No real time limit. It’s a feeling. I will say that men who put their own numbers in my phone usually end up sticking around longer than the standard 3 weeks 😭

Vista print wanted to charge me 40 American pesos for rush delivery of my calendars. I thought about it but declined. They arrived on the same date as rush delivery anyway. Win!

House of Cards

It’s Thursday.

I can’t sleep for shit. I’m cranky. Grrrr.

I need my feet rubbed

Good morning time! 🤗

Please dont start your day arguing with white people. You deserve better than that. ✊🏾❤️

Good morning skousins! We’re at $50/$500, phone interview today at 10:30, wish me luck! Please continue to share and donate, this Saturday is my deadline. $Kubuza25 cash.app/$Kubuza25

checking in…

I ain’t never gone compete over no nigga. You see the material, pick right or ima pick for you nigga

If you ever gotta pick between me and a bitch, PLEASE pick her. Matter fact, I’ll leave you alone so you picked her by default

I need some good erotica in my life. Any suggestions?

I’m supposed to eat 5 meals per day this week. I only ate 3 today 😩 I might be able to slide in one more if I eat it like RIGHT NOW. But I don’t want it smh

Nah. You got it ErrTime baby girl.

But no, seriously. I just really need to know. It’s bothering tf out of me. Please help, if you can! What’s tea? I gotta figure it out man. What in the entire fuck is YESTERPLASMA!?

My God today.

I wont it all on me!

I want to explain what NDP whiskey is. It means non-distillery produced, aka another distillery made it; you're just slapping your name & whatever made-up story about it. That said, some NDP producers make REALLY good whiskey & will work with a brand to tailor the whiskey to their specs #whiskey

February 2026 is so perfect. 😍

Let me pop this magnesium, roll out my back, take a shower and lay it tf down!